Corrupted wish game

[rocklobster]

granted, but now she's in a world where English isn't the near-universal language that it is in our world, so she's helpless.
I wish I had a giant white dog.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. And since you didn't specify the gender, we're going to say it's a female dog, even though the arrow by its name clearly indicates that it's male. And since it's a "female" dog, you should be expecting puppies soon. And by puppies I mean poopies, because it's actually MALE, and can't have puppies. Much like our friend Blitz.

I wish boy dogs could have puppies.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, in the sense that dogs are now genderless beings that reproduce asexulaly,

I wish my own gender were easier to determine. -__-;;

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. Bruce Lee is now your avatar.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but only because Bruce Lee knocked you unconscious... which, as a rule of science, lasts at least a month.

I wish I could master the Bruce Lee Art of Knocking People Out for a Month.

[Blacklight]

Granted, you now have to knock people out and do nothing else for the remaining month.

I wish for some motivation.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted.



Consider yourself motivated.

I wish I could draw a complete, professional-quality comic book in one sitting.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. But the plot is awful and nobody wants it.

I wish I had a normal back instead of this jacked up pain sled which connects my head to my extremities.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It's sitting next to you. Also, your back has been removed by hyenas. Hyenas that are eating you.

I wish that Yuki-Anne wasn't about to die from being eaten by hyenas.

[Edward]

Granted, she is now immortal, and instead of killing her, the hyenas will continue to eat her eternally, kind of like Prometheus.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. But everybody else's is over 9,000,000, so you've got some major catching up to do.

I wish I could.

[Edward]

Granted, but you've been transformed from a human into a sickeningly optimistic little engine.

I wish I could read faster and still keep my comprehension.

[Atria35]

Granted. However, you're only at a second-grade reading level.

I wish I could touch my nose with my tongue

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but only because your nose now droops down to your chin...which is really bad when you've got a cold.

I wish I were in a better mood right now.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted. Now you have constant mood swings. But right now, you're just fine.

I wish I could think of more things to say during awkward moments in conversations.

[airichan623]

Granted: now, you are under arrest for knocking out the president unintentionally during election month.

I wish computer viruses, trojan horses, and computer cookies didnt exist.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, computers were never invented.

I wish for an assassin droid.

[Edward]

Grante, but because of faulty programming, the only thing it will assassinate are cute woodland animals.

I wish for a lightsaber.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's the one that was custom designed for Yoda, so it's more of a light-pocket-knife for you.

I wish I could buy the world a Coke and keep it company.

[Yuki-Anne]

Granted. 6 billion people have crowded into your room for one molecule of Coke a piece.

I wish I was a GENIUS

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, you are now an automatic playlist generating feature on iTunes.

I wish exercise didn't make us all hot and sweaty, but still actually kept us healthy.

[rocklobster]

granted, but junk food is still fattening.
I wish there really were Ghostbusters.

[Pejiilu]

Granted , But they think your computer is a Ghost and they take it because
there GHOST BUSTAS~!


I wish i where a red panda

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but everyone keeps mistaking you for a fox.

I wish my socks were a viral internet phenomenon.

[Edward]

Granted, but that is because you have worn them for so long without taking them off that they have become permanently attached to your feet.

I wish mangas wern't so expensive.

[Blacklight]

Granted, but now they're so cheap, stores are always out of stock before you can get them. No more manga for you, I'm afraid.

I wish that laziness were a disease that could be cured, and that the medicine came in a cool-looking package.

[Edward]

Granted, but because the meds are very dangerous and addictive, and the cool-looking package is appealing to children, the package is changed to a not-so-cool-looking design after a few months.

I wish happy pills didn't have the side effect of suicidal thoughts (or actions).

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now they bypass suicide altogether and just kill you outright.

I wish that penguins could sing.

[Pejiilu]

Granted , but they only know "IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL"
i wish i had more Art pens

[Straylight]

Granted but they are all in colours you don't like.

I wish my dishes would wash themselves.