Corrupted wish game

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:03 pm

Granted. But your Monopoly game has suffered most cruelly, and is now nigh unplayable.

I wish for peas.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:14 pm

Granted. All war and conflict around the world is now abolished, children everywhere can grow up safe and happy, and the world is now a blissful paradise, all because you wished for... wait, PEAS? Oh, okay. Sorry about that. War, death, destruction, and a lifetime of pain and strife is reinstated... but at least you have peas.

I wish that a group of dancing gnomes would magically appear behind The President whenever the clock struck 2:45 Eastern Standard Time (AM AND PM).

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:19 pm

Granted. But he schedules his public appearances around the dancing gnomes so that nobody ever sees them.

I wish my ear wasn't going all funky.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:02 pm

Granted, it's not going funky.. It is already funky =)

I wish that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting star!

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:13 pm

Granted but the only grant you corrupted wishes ten times as worse as the worse corrupted wish in this thread...yeah, don't wish upon a Jumbo Jet...

I wish something awesome would happen...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:20 pm

Granted... there, wasn't that awesome? It was incredible! I can't believe how awesome that... oh, you didn't see it? Gee, that's too bad, 'cos it was REALLY awesome. Way too cool to express in words, and I didn't think to take a picture of it. Trust me, though, it was AWESOME.

I wish my paint marker hadn't dried up.

Postby **Tamachan319** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:21 pm

Granted. It didn't dry up, because you had no paint marker in the first place!
I wish for time to write.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:22 pm

Granted. You are now bedridden and can't do anything short of walking across the house. Have fun with all that time writing!

I wish for incredible computer hacking skills.

EDIT: You got it first...I'll just put my original answer down here:
Granted. Now it has an unlimited supply of ink/paint/stuff, but it also leaks and you can't seem to plug it up.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:22 pm

Granted *hands Ante a Machete* but why you would want to destroy computers with a blade is beyond me.

I wish something awesome would happen and I would be able to witness it.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:24 am

Technically, you've made two wishes there, but I'll grant it anyway.

Granted, you witness some people going "awww" around some sort of small animal (you just see the aww-ing). Too bad you didn't quite get the details.

I wish that hamsters were venomous - lethally so.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:42 am

Granted. Say goodbye to children everywhere.

I wish I had more strawberry flavored chocolate.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:43 am

Granted, but your taste buds are so confused that everything tastes like chocolate, except for chocolate itself. Chocolate now tastes like brussel sprouts.
I wish 4kids didn't exist.

Postby **Nate** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:29 am

Yuki-Anne wrote:Granted. One second of autumn, right now, but in another second it'll be winter.

Ha your corruption failed because I'd be just as happy with winter too!

Anyway. Granted, 4Kids no longer exists. Rather, Al Khan founded another company called KidzStuf which became the sole anime distributor in the US, censoring shows even worse than 4Kids did and refusing to release uncensored or subtitled DVDs.

I wish my computer was actually good.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:05 am

Granted, now...Um...Well, I could give you a Mac because a lot of people are anti-Mac, and therefore it would be corrupted. But I like Macs and they are good computers so it wouldn't be. I could make it a Windows but a lot of people like those, and if you get the right kind and don't abuse it, it can run well for a long time. Um...
I got it!
Granted, you get an Amiga. It's a good computer, too bad there's no new software for them. (Now my head hurts.)

I wish for a big spool of copper wire.

Postby **OfficerSting** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:16 am

Granted. You are soon arrested for stealing copper.

I wish that woodchucks could chuck wood.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:20 pm

Granted. Now they are repeatedly chucking wood... right into your face.

I wish for delicious tea.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:51 am

Granted. You slowly gain consciousness, finding yourself suspended in a fiendishly (yet needlessly) complicated death trap, hanging over a large vat of hot, delicious tea. Do I expect you to wish again? No, miss Yuki-Anne, I expect you to die.

I wish that real life spying was more like James Bond movies.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:13 am

Granted. Tuxedo manufacturers everywhere rejoice.

I wish to sleep as soon as possible.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:06 am

Granted, but now you won't wake up, because you are in Heaven. Enjoy the afterlife.
I wish anime artists would quit drawing women with overexaggerated cleavage.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:41 am

Granted. But now anime men have overexaggerated cleavage, and it's SUPER disturbing.

I wish I could find myself an awesome pair of super cheap boots.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:45 am

Granted. They're awesome and so cheap, they break apart the first time you use them.

I wish a meteor would land in my front yard.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:37 pm

Granted. A meteor enters the atmosphere high above you (and off to the side a ways), burns up during atmospheric entry, and lands in your front yard (and your whole town) as a thin, vague layer of dust.

I wish that an asteroid would land in Ante's front yard.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:54 am

Granted, but its an Asteroid made of joy and joyness causing an overwhelming sense of happiness to spread all across the land...except for your house. You're just left with 1000 years of darkness.

I wish I was the Banana King.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:52 pm

Granted, but it was just a diversion so I could steal your stuff.

I wish that Hugh Bliss was the Banana King.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:34 pm

Granted. But right now the Banana Kingdom is having their own version of the French Revolution, so I'm afraid poor Hugh is going to get peeled.

I wish I didn't have allergies so badly right now.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:37 pm

Granted. Instead, you are growing walrus tusks. That'll be one heck of a dentist's appointment.

I wish I had an entire orchestra of mice.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:47 pm

Granted, but they're the computer kind. And when they sing, your computer gets a virus.
I wish people would quit disappearing from CAA.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:41 pm

Granted, now they're disappearing from your local sewage treatment plant. You may want to avoid the bathroom for a while.

I wish I could put away everything in my room with my MIND POWERS.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:04 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, they're caused by a rare form of brain cancer, and soon transition into nightmarish hallucinations, before returning just long enough to psychokinetically rip apart your body.

I wish for teletubbies.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:12 pm

Granted but they're teletubbies from another dimension that devour your flesh...should have stayed away from the Peacemaker Kali.

I wish Of Nations and States jokes were funny to others besides us.

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