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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:18 pm

Granted, but it's a frozen pizza and all ovens and microwaves in the world just vanished for entirely unrelated reasons.

I wish I could make a tray of shrimp tempura sushi appear before me whenever I wanted just by snapping my fingers.
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Postby Saved Gamer » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:04 am

Granted. It appears about 4 feet above your head though every time. Ouch.

I wish I could drive like a stunt driver.
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Postby acgifford » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:54 am

granted...but you die in a terrible accident. I wish I could download the rest of school onto my head.
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:46 am

Granted, but it literally bores you to death. I wish Peanuts had a new artist.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:01 am

Granted, but they don't look as cute! D:

I wish I looked like Hatsune Miku
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Postby airichan623 » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:20 am

Granted, you now have her voice as well and must sing everything you say.

I wish I could tell right from left...
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Postby Nate » Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:13 pm

Granted, but now you can't tell right from wrong.

I wish I could find a job.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:09 pm

Granted, but you can't do anything else! D:
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Postby OfficerSting » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:54 pm

Granted. All you need do is assemble the colossal machine, and you're good to go.

I wish I had time to nap.
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:20 pm

Granted. There's only one problem: you're dead!
I wish I was friends with Hulk Hogan.
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Postby Nate » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:34 pm

Granted. You are friends with a fat, nerdy, 13 year old kid with a whiny voice who happens to have the name "Hulk Hogan."

I wish I was attractive.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:30 pm

Granted, but you attract female frogs and toads only.

I wish for a new pair of glasses
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:44 pm

Granted, but you break them!

I wish I had wings
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Postby Nate » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:55 pm

Granted. You have a plate of delicious, spicy chicken wings. Mmm-mmm.

I wish Uwe Boll would never make another movie.
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Postby Furen » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:57 pm

granted but now he's on to Games.... (The horror)
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Postby Nate » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:37 pm

Nate wrote:I wish Uwe Boll would never make another movie.

Furen wrote:granted but they make you too heavy to fly

I don't get it. Does not compute. I call do-over on this wish, and someone corrupt it properly this time!

I wish Uwe Boll would never make another movie.
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Postby Furen » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:41 am

I changed it to:
Granted but now he is on to Games (The horror)
(I tried posting when DD was the last poster)

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Postby Sapphire225 » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:23 am

Granted, but now you lost your wish

I wish for a million bucks!
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Postby OfficerSting » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:09 am

Granted. Your are now the proud owner of one million male deer.

I wish for a diamond mine.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:30 am

Granted. You have a copy of the game Bejeweled. (originally called Diamond Mine)

I wish for the ability to magically turn things into horses.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:44 am

Granted, but when you hug your parents, they turn into horses!!!
I wish I had an army of dragons!
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Postby Nate » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:07 am

Granted, you now have an army of Komodo dragons.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:24 am

Granted. Please step up to the guillotine, and the technician will remove your headache.

I wish that the city of Rapture was real.
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Postby Peanut » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:07 pm

Granted, now would you kindly go and let all the splicers out so the world can descend into chaos?

I wish they would release Patch 1.1 for Starcraft 2 so I can actually win as Zerg when I outplay my opponent every once in a while.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:12 pm

Granted. But guess what? You can't afford it.

I wish I was closer to places like Ren Fest and school...
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:21 pm

granted, but you have to walk uphill both ways.
I wish Led Zeppelin would do a reunion tour with a new drummer.
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Postby Furen » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:05 pm

Granted but the concert was a cover for the mind control they put into the lyrics

(I wanted to play with Ren fest being a part of that is my nickname)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:01 pm

Granted, but you have to re-do it exactly as it already happened, so nothing changes. (or the universe will cease to exist, and you will not get any cake.)

I wish for a bishop's mitre.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:31 am

granted. for no apparent reason is is permanently stuck to your right foot...o.0

i wish for a sense of purpose.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:03 pm

Granted, but it's a very mundane one. You spend the rest of your life picking up garbage.
I wish I had a nice hat.
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