Peanut: Man, that was some awesome training.
mastersquirrel: Especially that part where I rolled past those 4 Pokemon and delivered a roundhouse kick that would make Chuck Norris proud right into their collective spines.
Peanut: That was pretty awesome.
Winry: Me learning Fire Blast was awesome.
Peanut: All you did was learn a new move via a TM...there is nothing awesome about that act. Now using that move on the other hand, now that would be awesome.
Winry: Whose idea was it to train in that Burnt Mansion again?
Peanut: Hey, its the best place to level up right now...not the best place to test out new moves. That is saved for the Gym.
Winry: So this is the gym we past before right?
Peanut: Yep.
Winry: I wonder who the gym leader is?
Peanut: Probably no one important...
Peanut: What the? Giovanni? You have a gym?!
Giovanni: Yep. I inherited it from my great great grandfather Paublo Giovanni.
Peanut: Paublo isn't even an Italian sounding name!
Giovanni: We of the Giovanni clan are very proud of our mixed heritage thank you very much!
Winry: So the reason you weren't around the first time we were here was because you were trying to take over the world.
Giovanni: Actually no, I only run this gym on weekends.
Peanut: But we visited it during the weekend!
Giovanni: Was it in June?
Peanut: Yes.
Giovanni: Ah, I was busy mopping up a mess in Cinnabar Island with the most powerful Pokemon ever cloned from Mew. Which didn't go so well...
Peanut: Oh...well, anyway, its time to duel Giovanni!!!
Giovanni: Are you challenging me to a children's card game or just making the reference to get in touch with the internet culture?
Peanut: Just...start the fight already...
Giovanni: The first few times you defeated me were merely flukes. This time I shall end your quest here! I will not let you take my place as leader of Team Rocket!
Peanut: Wait, wooh wooh wooh. Leader of Team Rocket?
Giovanni: Yep.
Peanut: I never agreed to anything like that?
Giovanni: Actually you did. Read the sign behind me.
*Peanut reads the sign behind Giovanni and finds that by a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo, if he beats Giovanni he wins the leadership of Team Rocket*
Peanut: But didn't toonman already beat you like all the other gym leaders?
Giovanni: Yes, he won the gym. I'll be vacating within a week. With the gym gone, I have nothing left to fight for, so I figured I'd put Team Rocket up as a little wager to motivate me to fight harder. So Peanut, can you do it? Can you take my place as leader of Team Rocket? Or will you fail like all the others?
Peanut: *while thinking about the ineptitude of Team Rocket* But...if I had known I would have just...
Giovanni: Well you could always throw the fight...
Peanut: Never! Fine, I'll play your game! Let's go team!
Winry: Uh...yeah sure...
*Mr. Hat'n'Clogs vs. Ryhorn*
Mr. Hat: This again...so boring...
*Mr. Hat'n'Clogs uses Bubblebeam. Instant victory.*
*Radical Dreamer vs. Dugtrio*
Dugtrio: Dugtrio. Dugtrio. Dugtrio?
Radical Dreamer: Why don't you learn to use vowels along with your nouns instead of just saying your name all the time?!
*The Grammar Ranger wins.*
*Ante Bellum vs. Nidoqueen*
Ante: Building kick! Explosion!!!!!
*Ante wins...somehow...*
*mastersquirrel vs. Nidoking*
ms:...I seem to have nothing awesome to say...this is a tradgedy...
*Nidoking fights valiantly, hurting mastersquirrel some before going down*
Peanut: How about now?
ms: Nope, still nothing.
*Winry vs. Rhydon*
Giovanni: So it comes to this...
Winry: Yep. Time to use my new move against a Pokemon who should shrug it off rather easily.
*Winry uses Fire Blast. Rhydon is incinerated in a blaze of glory.*
Winry: The glow is so...pretty...
Peanut: I'm glad you like your new move Winry...
Giovanni: Well, as promised here's your badge and...
Team Rocket goon: New leader!
Team Rocket goon 2: We shall serve your every whim!
Team Rocket man: Let us bow and worship you like the god you are!
Peanut: Um...this is uncomfortable...
Giovanni: *while packing a suit case* Yeah yeah...you get used to it after a while...
Team Rocket man: No. I know what master wants! His feet massaged and washed with my own saliva.
Peanut: That's...creepy...and unusual.
Winry: Can I please burn them Peanut?
Giovanni: Nope, by law if you do that you'll face the death penalty and poor Winry will be put down.
Peanut: There's no way!
*Giovanni hands Peanut a paper that says yes...yes there is a way for all that to happen if Winry burns them all.*
Winry: This is no fun...
Giovanni: Yeah yeah...you get used to it. Anyway, I'm off to the resort area in Sinnoh! Have fun leading my goons!
Team Rocket goon: We love you new leader!!!!
Peanut: Giovanni! I will remember this!! And I will have my revenge!!!
Giovanni: Whatever man? Hehe...I knew I'd get the last laugh...