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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:00 pm

Granted, but it's the most repulsive color you can imagine.

I wish I could send scented email.
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Postby Furen » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:22 pm

Granted, but they only come in awful smells.

I wish I could make a wish that doesn't get corrupted
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:45 pm

Granted, you can make a wish that doesn't get corrupted. You just can't do it in this thread.

I wish for a steak dinner tomorrow.
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Postby OfficerSting » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:16 am

Granted. It's not a beefsteak, by the way; it's bugsteak.

Yummy.

I wish I could succeed at everything I attempted.
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Postby Furen » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:53 am

Granted, but now you are too afraid to try

I wish my Fire Emblem team would stop dying to dumb mistakes
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Postby OfficerSting » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:47 am

Granted. Now the game is so easy that dying is impossible.

I wish that I could draw well.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:17 am

Granted, but there are so many demands for more pics, you have a hard time keeping up with it!
I wish I had Hatsune Miku's vocaloid program!!!
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Postby Nate » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:56 am

Granted, but it's a cheap Hong Kong knockoff that's of poor quality.

I wish I had self-cleaning clothes.
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:48 pm

Granted, but every time they get a little bit dirty they leave you to go clean.

I wish I had better access to legal anime and manga.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:26 pm

Granted, but It's only for a limited time.
I wish I looked like Hatsune Miku! X33
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Postby Nate » Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:49 pm

Granted. You're now two-dimensional. This obviously means you can't stand up or eat anything.

I wish everybody liked my style.
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Postby OfficerSting » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:39 pm

Granted. Now everyone imitates your style and there is no diversity in the world.

I wish I owned a pie factory.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:43 pm

Granted, but it's completely underwater financially, and you don't have the cash or credit to buy ingredients, so the whole thing just becomes a financial nightmare for you.

I wish that I could play the guitar.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:29 pm

Granted, you can play Guitar Hero. Unfortunately, you still can't play a real guitar.

I wish I had a copy of Photoshop 7 (or higher) for Mac...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:27 am

Granted. You have a photocopy of the top side of the disc. Too bad your computer can't do anything with that.

I wish for cheese.
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Postby Tamachan319 » Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:33 am

Granted! You now have moldy cheddar cheese that has sat in the sun for three weeks.
I wish for technology that allows me to find any item I've lost.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:28 am

Granted. You have a notepad and a pen, and any item you move, you can write down where you put it.

I wish for vikings on the Mississippi River.
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Postby OfficerSting » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:50 pm

Granted. Thanks to your wish, there's pillaging and raiding going on along the Mississippi.

I wish for egg salad.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:31 am

Granted. It's rotten eggs! Oh and some chickens are now banging on your door, calling you a murderer.
I wish I could travel with Doctor Who.
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Postby xamberoceanx » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:49 pm

Granted, but it's only a cheesy cardboard cutout. Muahaha. x)

I wish I had another kitty to be friends with my pet kitty Lexi. ^.^
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Postby Tamachan319 » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:09 pm

Granted. The new cat is friends with your kitty, but Mr. New Kitty hates you.
I wish I had awesome athletic skills.
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Postby OfficerSting » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:16 pm

Granted. You are now awesome at underwater hockey.

I wish for a cool hat.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:25 pm

Granted, you have an ice cube on your head. I don't know why, maybe you think it's stylish.

I wish for time.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:53 am

Granted, but it comes in the form of Jim Croce's "Time In A Bottle"

I wish Superman recorded a rap album.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:50 am

Granted, but it causes your speakers to turn to ice (remember his icy breath?)
I wish my Wii came with classic NES games on it.
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Postby Saved Gamer » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:48 am

Granted. They're all the ones you don't want.
I wish I was more charismatic.
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Postby sailorsaturn » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:11 pm

Granted, but now everyone loves you... some even stalk you... some are planning to kidnap you.

I wish I had a GIANT MARSHMALLOW! (This is what happens when I let my brother help me with this game.)
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Postby Dr.Faust » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:45 pm

Granted Its but its 5 thousand tons and it lands on you................................but you live

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Postby rocklobster » Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:56 am

granted, but it's a zombified version of Voltaire the philosopher. And he bores you to death.
I wish I could meet someone I knew in high school again and catch up on what's happenned since graduation.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:21 pm

Granted, one of your fellow students cracked and became a serial killer, and he's now murdering his way through his graduating class. Now, he comes to you...

I wish for a pepperoni pizza.
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