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Postby Nate » Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:38 am

Granted. You are now suddenly George Grenville in the year 1763.

I wish Nicholas Gurewitz would start doing Perry Bible Fellowship again and that it would be just as funny now as when he was doing it before.
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Postby Jawz » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:32 am

granted, but it's all in latin.

i wish i was more flexible
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Postby Nate » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:08 pm

Granted, but now you have to deal with constant inappropriate comments from dudes.

I wish I could find a good hot sauce review site.
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Postby Jawz » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:54 pm

granted, but it's now the only site on the web


iwish i didn't hav to deal with constant innapropriate comments from dudes... = =
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Postby Nate » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:58 pm

Granted. Now you have to deal with constant inappropriate comments from girls.

I wish the Chinese place near me had better fried rice.
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Postby OfficerSting » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:36 pm

Granted. Such a shame that they're going out of business tomorrow.

I wish for a sombrero.
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Postby TheSubtleDoctor » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:43 pm

Granted. You are now a poor, oppressed early twentieth-century Mexican.

I wish that the UPS man would be on time.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:33 pm

Granted. He's at the wrong place, though.

I wish that Nate had his own TV series.
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Postby Tamachan319 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:53 pm

Granted! Nate's TV series, called Nate, has only one episode. It lasts for only thirty seconds, and all the camera ever focuses on is Nate's hands typing on his keyboard. Have fun with that.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:56 pm

Granted. They move and are no longer near you.

I wish this cut on my finger would hurry up and heal.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:36 pm

Granted, but the cut on your torso just gets deeper and deeper until it separates you into two halves and you die.

I wish for a Del Taco macho beef burrito.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:56 pm

Granted, but it has to be specially delivered from their location in Moscow... by boat, with no refrigeration.

I wish there was a creepy, tall man in a black suit lurking outside my window at odd times of the night.
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Postby Mister » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:36 pm

Granted, but its your dad

i wish for the chatbot's hand in marriage
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:45 pm

Granted, you are now legally married to the severed hand of a five-year-old. By the way, some nice fellows with uniforms and badges want to have a little chat with you about that...

I wish for MOAR!
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Postby Furen » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:54 pm

Granted, but you have to give up what you already have to make room for moar

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Postby Atria35 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:08 am

Granted. But you only have it for a few seconds, as the process that gives you it kills you almost immediately.

I wish I had a blu-ray dvd player!
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Postby Furen » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:44 am

Granted, but the industry has now advanced to greenray and stops making blu-ray's and dvd's.

I wish minimum wage was raised...
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Postby jadeTheshade » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:21 pm

granted, but now no-one hires anymore. at $100 an hour, it's just not worth it...

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Postby Atria35 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:14 pm

Granted. It's epically dull. Ooops!

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:42 pm

Granted, though virtually all executive power has been given over to the new military dictatorship, and all ceremonial authority is now held by the traditional office of Emperor, so you really don't do much.

I wish I was the new Emperor.
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Postby Furen » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:37 pm

Granted but you lost your groove, but that is to be expected of an emperor of an empire of acorns beside a colony of squirrels

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Postby rocklobster » Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:26 am

Granted, but Freddy Krueger haunts your dreams and you don't wake up!
I wish Rob Liefeld could actually draw.
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Postby OfficerSting » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:11 am

Granted. The newfound artistic abilities go to his head, and he starts writing more often.

So yeah.

I wish I was the most talented and skilled writer alive.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:06 pm

Granted. You are now being charged with the murders of every writer more talented or skilled than you.

I wish to raise the dead.
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Postby Tamachan319 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:17 pm

Granted. You raise them, and all they ever say is...."Cheese."
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Postby Mister » Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:55 pm

Granted, but your only choices are Mowhawk, and a Topknot.

i wish i was the best looking guy in the world!
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Postby Tamachan319 » Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:23 pm

Granted, but you're the best looking guy in the world...to bees. Bees pester you constantly now!
I wish it would stop thunderstorming.
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Postby Furen » Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:06 pm

Granted, but lava storms are headed your way (Not that youwould notice with all those earthquakes happening)

I wish the CAA chat didn't lag as much
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:52 am

Granted, now the stuff that would lag just doesn't get through at all.

I wish for a fortress filled with alien technology.
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Postby Atria35 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:14 pm

Granted. The alien technology is remarkably similar to Earth's gumball machines and squirtguns, though...

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