Corrupted wish game

[OfficerSting]

Granted. There's a three hour triangle solo before the singing even begins

I wish I had a time machine.

[mechana2015]

Granted, but it only moves through time, not space, so if the earth isn't in the same place you left it in the time you travel to, you land in space.

I wish for a stack of 100 dollar bills to drop on my desk.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. A stack of $100 bills drops on your desk. Hope you have the money to pay them...

I wish for a chupaqueso.

[mechana2015]

Granted, it's burned beyond recognition though.

I wish I could focus.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You can focus nearby light to set things on fire. You can't control it, though, and it usually sets you on fire.

I wish that I could recognize my chupaqueso.

[mechana2015]

Granted. The receipt for your chapaQueso has been cooked into it so your name is clearly recognizable on the piece of paper sticking out... this heap of scorched cheese is clearly yours.

I wish I was organized.

[OfficerSting]

Granted. Now that you have no possessions, you are now very organized.

I wish disco was alive.

[rocklobster]

Granted. Disco the dancing zombie has come to your town with his troop of dancing zombies. Enjoy the zombie apocalypse.
I wish there were new Bleach episodes on Cartoon Network.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It's not the anime Bleach, though, it's a reality show about the kind of bleach you use on laundry.

I wish that I could get System Shock 2 running again.

[Jawz]

granted, and your system shocked u 2

i wish i could go to Japan~

[FllMtl Novelist]

Granted. But everyone and all the animals leave as soon as you cross the border into the country.

I wish I had seen all the Avatar: The last airbender episodes in the correct order, and remembered them all.

[Lynna]

Wish granted, but they're all in French

I wish I could find the end of the rainbow

[Nate]

Granted. You look out your window to see a rainbow, and the world suddenly loses all color, becoming black and white with shades of gray. No one will ever see a rainbow ever again. It is truly the end of the rainbow.

I wish I wasn't so thirsty all the time.

[FllMtl Novelist]

Granted, you are constantly drinking water and thus spend most of your time in the bathroom.

I wish I could earth-bend.

[Jawz]

wassat? earth-bLend? ok, you can now mix dirt together!XD

i wish they had made a better last airbender movie = =

[Lynna]

granted, but it costs $100 to see it XD

I wish I could speak Japanese without having to take months to learn it

[Jawz]

(me too!) granted, but now all you can speak is Japenese and it'll take YEARS to learn english again!

i wish i had a klondike bar....

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but the things you had to do for it... *shudders*

I wish the kids in the Trix commercials weren't so mean to the rabbit.

[Hitomi]

granted but now the kids have disappered off the face of the plant

i wish my mom was not grumpy

[Atria35]

Granted. Now you have no mother.

I wish my room was done being packed up...

[Jawz]

granted, and it was shipped off to Uganda, never for you to see it again!

i wish dat mah wish would come true...

[Saved Gamer]

Granted, but you never said what it was so it doesn't work.

I wish I could travel the world.

[Lynna]

granted, but now you can never go home

I wish the sky was purple!

[Nate]

Granted. The sky is now purple. It has become purple because the atmosphere has become rife with ultraviolet radiation, so now being exposed to the sky causes skin cancer within minutes.

I wish I had super awesome theme music that would play when I did stuff.

[Jawz]

Granted, now, whenever you blink, breathe, or your heart beats, you have random theme music that never stops and gets RLLY annoying

i wish i could see angels.

[Atria35]

Granted. You see them for a brief second, and then go blind forever.

I wish I had a theme song

[sailorsaturn]

Granted, but it's filled with bad words that make little children say "Mommy, what does **** mean?", shock slightly older children, cause little old ladies to give you stern looks, ect. ect..

I wish my phone battery wouldn't die.

[Nate]

Granted. Your phone battery is now an immortal living creature, and is constantly running and hiding from you, making it impossible for you to use your phone.

I wish I didn't fall asleep when I played video games late at night.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now you fall asleep while driving instead.

I wish for undeath.

[Saved Gamer]

Granted. You are now a zombie and the first person you try to attack has a gun.

I wish to be Prime Minister.