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Postby OfficerSting » Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:19 pm

Granted. It came off my buffet, though.

I wish for food that isn't poisonous, expired, moldy, etc.,
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Postby Nate » Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:22 pm

Granted. But it tastes terrible and isn't filling.

I wish MTV would release Sifl & Olly on DVD.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:25 pm

Granted, but there's a giant watermark plastered across the entire screen, and it never goes away.

I wish for some fudge cheese.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:46 pm

Granted. It's white chocolate fudge, though. (White chocolate is ick, in my opinion.)

I wish I had unlimited, FAST internet that did no harm to my computer.
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Postby Atria35 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:42 pm

Granted, but your computer is too old and rundown to utilize it properly.

I wish I get the writing job at my university!
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Postby airichan623 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:50 pm

Granted: you now write instruction manuals for how to build cupboards.


I wish for a good night's sleep.
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Postby OfficerSting » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:48 am

Granted. Your sleep is so deep that you spend twenty years in bed.

I wish for a suit.
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Postby Nate » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:59 am

Granted. Your clothes disappear as you are now wearing your brand new birthday suit.

I wish my room wasn't messy.
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Postby Atria35 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:59 am

Granted. You no longer have a room.

I wish my car was green
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:53 am

Granted, but it's the ugliest green brown color to ever exist.

I wish that Pepsi wasn't the only cold thing out in the fridge.
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:47 am

Granted, now you have a cold body from a serial killer who wanted you to get blamed for it. (Ok that was really really morbid.... )

I wish for a pile of grass.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:01 pm

granted. and now you have to eat it. have fun!

i wish i had known beforehand that Ante Bellum did bookbinding as well!
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Postby Atria35 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:16 pm

Granted. But now you have forgotten how to do it entirely.

I wish I wrote better fanfiction
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:00 pm

Granted, but only based on series where the creators throw a hissy fit over fan works.

I wish I could drive through solid object with my reality-bending rocket car.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:41 pm

Granted, but you can't drive through water. Water is in the air. You go splat every time you go anywhere.

I wish for calorie-free cookies that taste scrumptious.
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Postby PonderingChibi » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:47 pm

Granted, but they're so good that you eat them all and get sick.

I wish my sister would stop bugging me before my computer time was up.
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Postby Nate » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:53 pm

Granted. You now have no computer time.

I wish the alchemy pot items in Dragon Quest IX would respawn faster.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:48 am

Granted. Dragon Quest IX is now a game about a pothead dragon, who can smoke regular pot or "alchemy pot". The latter respawns faster than the former, but most people don't care because it's the sort of game that's only amusing to people who are under the influence of large amounts of actual pot.

I wish for a reality bubble.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:43 am

Granted, but the bubble has a young John Travolta living in it.

I wish all characters depicted actually WERE based on real people living or dead.
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Postby sailorsaturn » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:52 am

Granted. The Joker from Batman is now alive, just as crazy as ever, and is moving to your city.

I wish that all of the books, movies, and websites that are just plain bad would cease to exist.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:05 pm

Granted. All the good ones cease to exist as well. Unfortunately, this leaves a huge vacuum, which is quickly filled with quickly-written drivel, horrible amateur movies, and spam/scam websites, because all of these are quickly produced and quality takes time.

I wish for a pony.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:21 pm

Granted, but it's actually a couple guys in a pony costume.

Ante wishes for a video camera that can film in the highest resolution possible.
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Postby Nate » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:24 pm

Granted. The highest resolution is now 320x240.

I wish there was no wind.
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Postby OfficerSting » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:10 pm

Granted. No air, no wind, right?

I wish for extra spicy salsa.
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Postby Atria35 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:11 pm

Granted. It's so spicy you lose the ability to taste anything.

I wish I had a roommate.
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Postby OfficerSting » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:15 pm

Granted. She's loud, obnoxious, hates anime, drinks milk straight from the carton, and eats all the food while you're away.

I wish I could copyright the word 'the'.
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Postby airichan623 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:25 pm

Granted: but since every other word in the English language is now copyrighted by someone else, all you can say or write without inviting a lawsuit is 'the'.

I wish my friends dog would stop licking the couch. (?????WHY?????)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:32 am

Granted, now it's your friend who's licking the couch. By the way, you have weird friends.

I wish that marinara sauce was the key to world peace.
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Postby Tamachan319 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:44 am

Granted! All that people ever think about now is maninara sauce, so they're too busy to fight.
I wish I didn't have to clean today...
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Postby Nate » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:27 am

Granted, but now you must clean all day, every day, for the rest of your life.

I wish this song I'm listening to was longer.
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