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Postby OfficerSting » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:44 pm

Granted. You get a continuation of Beauty and Warrior.

I wish for balloons.
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Postby Nate » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:57 pm

Granted; they all have holes in them.

I wish I hadn't spent the entire day arguing with idiots on a blog.
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Postby PonderingChibi » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:35 pm

Granted. You actually spent the whole day eating cupcakes and now you are sick.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:59 pm

Granted: You get nothing.

I wish for eternal happiness! Corrupt that!
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Postby airichan623 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:16 am

Granted; you now will be happy even when every one around has died horrible deaths.

I wish that they would serve bacon tomorrow morning.
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Postby Nate » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:58 am

Granted, but it's limp, chewy bacon.

I wish I had a cute girlfriend.
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Postby airichan623 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:42 pm

Granted; but when you marry her, she turns out to be a male assasin here to kill you from Neptune!

I wish I couldn't smell any stinky cologne.
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Postby Nate » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:44 pm

Granted. Now you smell stinky perfume.

I wish I didn't have constant headaches and heartburn.
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Postby Atria35 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:53 pm

Granted. Now you have no head and no heart.

I wish I could take scuba diving lessons
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Postby OfficerSting » Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:53 pm

Granted. Of course, you have to take the lessons in the arctic.

I wish the princess wasn't always in another castle.
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Postby Nate » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:02 pm

Granted. Now she is in another castle 99% of the time, 1% better than always.

I wish I had the funk.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:11 pm

Granted, but you only happen to have it every other leap year, on the thirty-fifth Monday of the year. But hey, it's the entire day!

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:56 pm

Granted, but you have to go kill the cows and make it yourself. GET TO WORK!!!

I wish for Ice Cream Sushi.
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Postby Hitomi » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:32 pm

granted, but its melted

I wish i had better writing skills
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:38 pm

Granted, but no one will ever know about them, and you think they're awful.

I wish I only needed 2 hours of sleep.
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Postby Hitomi » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:37 pm

granted, but you fall alseep right after you wake up

i wish i could draw alot better now
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Postby OfficerSting » Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:30 pm

Granted. Sadly, your arms are lost in a tragic noodle accident.

I wish for $1.87
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Postby Hitomi » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:24 pm

granted but then some1 mugges you

i wish i was taller
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Postby Nate » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:39 pm

Granted. You immediately become 20 feet tall and therefore can't walk through doors, sleep in normal beds, or drive a car.

I wish I had a medium-rare steak with a baked potato with butter and sour cream, that I could eat and enjoy.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:03 pm

Granted, but after that all you are allowed to eat is two day old oatmeal that has been sitting in the sun, nothing to wash it down but warm water. Enjoy.

Ante wishes for a functioning, not evil sewing machine.
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Postby KougaHane » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:28 pm

Granted, but it only comes in a package with an evil sewing machine which assimilates teh working one and all other household appliances.

I wish people would stop saying "hi" to me.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:52 am

Garnted. You are now ignored.

I wish Honeycomb cereal could be used as a clean, abundant energy source
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Postby Abi-chan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:31 am

Granted, but the government has banned the cereal so they can use it for other things.

I wish I could have more money to buy manga.
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Postby Nate » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:03 am

Granted, but licensing issues and massive inflation have caused the price of manga to rise to 500 dollars per volume.

I wish Deadly Premonition had been released on the PS3 in America.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:41 pm

Granted. It was released on the PS3 in South America.

I wish I had the time and resources to learn all the different crafts that I want to.
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Postby OfficerSting » Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:27 pm

Granted. Your are now eternally locked in a room with resources necessary for various crafts. But hey, you've got plenty of time!

I wish summer would last just a bit longer.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:35 pm

Granted, but you're really crappy at them and you embarrass yourself.

Ante wishes for a functioning, not evil sewing machine.

FINALLY SOMEONE FEELS MY PAIN.

I wish I was done with all my schoolwork for this school-year.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:38 pm

Granted, but it turns out you did the schoolwork for some completely different school, and not what you were supposed to do.

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Postby OfficerSting » Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:41 pm

Granted. You are now awesome at lens flare placement.

I wish for a Mexican buffet.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:11 pm

Granted. It's all moldy, though.

I wish I could have a burrito. Just to try it.
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