Granted, you didn't forget, but your wish wasn't made on this thread. Instead, you made your wish to an evil leprechaun who corrupted it beyond all comprehension.
I wish that I could speak every known human language.
Corrupted wish game
[font="Arial Black"]"But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness." - excerpt from the novel Brave New World[/font]
[font="Century Gothic"]"Is all this striving after ultimate meaning a massive delusion, a gigantic wish-fulfillment?...Could our symbol-rich world be of interest only to a pitiless nihilist? I do not think so." - Simon Conway Morris[/font]
[font="Century Gothic"]"Faith seeks understanding. I do not seek to understand that I may believe, but I believe in order to understand." - St. Anselm of Canterbury[/font]
[font="Century Gothic"]"Is all this striving after ultimate meaning a massive delusion, a gigantic wish-fulfillment?...Could our symbol-rich world be of interest only to a pitiless nihilist? I do not think so." - Simon Conway Morris[/font]
[font="Century Gothic"]"Faith seeks understanding. I do not seek to understand that I may believe, but I believe in order to understand." - St. Anselm of Canterbury[/font]
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Hohenheim - Posts: 225
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Granted. Sadly, you've just gone mute.
I wish I never had writer's block
I wish I never had writer's block
"For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." [SIZE="2"]Romans 8:38-39 (NIV)[/SIZE]
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OfficerSting - Posts: 52
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Granted. Your mind is so full of ideas, and it just keeps generating more and more until you go INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I didn't have to use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. (Such an unpleasant buzzing sound...)
I wish I didn't have to use an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. (Such an unpleasant buzzing sound...)
Hats wrote:"Frodo! Cast off your [s]sins[/s] into the fire!"
EllaEdric 06:53 -IM SO UNEQUIPPED TO BE A MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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FllMtl Novelist - Posts: 1722
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Granted. Since you now have severe insomnia and can barely sleep at all, the alarm clock is no longer necessary.
"For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." [SIZE="2"]Romans 8:38-39 (NIV)[/SIZE]
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OfficerSting - Posts: 52
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Granted. Whatever you wish was granted, but at the cost of your own life, so you couldn't enjoy whatever it was.
I wish I got in to chat more often.
I wish I got in to chat more often.
Hats wrote:"Frodo! Cast off your [s]sins[/s] into the fire!"
EllaEdric 06:53 -IM SO UNEQUIPPED TO BE A MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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FllMtl Novelist - Posts: 1722
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Granted. Then your computer dies. (Too easy.)
I wish I could eat tons of sweets without any repercussions.
I wish I could eat tons of sweets without any repercussions.
Hats wrote:"Frodo! Cast off your [s]sins[/s] into the fire!"
EllaEdric 06:53 -IM SO UNEQUIPPED TO BE A MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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FllMtl Novelist - Posts: 1722
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Granted, but all sweets have now mysteriously vanished from the world.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
Ezekiel 23:20
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Nate - Posts: 10725
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Granted. Such a shame that you suddenly developed an allergy to lettuce and mustard, though.
I wish that I'd never make a typo ever again.
I wish that I'd never make a typo ever again.
"For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." [SIZE="2"]Romans 8:38-39 (NIV)[/SIZE]
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OfficerSting - Posts: 52
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granted, but you can never spell correctly again
i wish i could be 16 and stay 16 forever
i wish i could be 16 and stay 16 forever
sin is not just breaking god's law, its breaking god's heart.
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animefreak - Posts: 20
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Granted. You are 16 days old and will be so forever.
I wish for a three-egg omlette.
I wish for a three-egg omlette.
"For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." [SIZE="2"]Romans 8:38-39 (NIV)[/SIZE]
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OfficerSting - Posts: 52
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Granted, they are ant eggs.
I wish I could think of a wish
I wish I could think of a wish
MAL - CAA MAL club - Avatar from Hyouka
"DaughterOfZion 06:19 - forget love, fudge conquers all. xD"
"Written assignments are never finished, only due." -me
-Speak not unless you can improve the silence.-
MOES: Members Observing Efficient Sigs
"DaughterOfZion 06:19 - forget love, fudge conquers all. xD"
"Written assignments are never finished, only due." -me
-Speak not unless you can improve the silence.-
MOES: Members Observing Efficient Sigs
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MomentOfInertia - Posts: 1316
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Granted, but the wish you think of sucks and the horrible suckitude of it causes you horrible embarrassment, forcing you to move to the Himalayas where you will be isolated from humanity for all your days.
I wish MomentOfInertia hadn't thought of that wish.
I wish MomentOfInertia hadn't thought of that wish.
Ezekiel 23:20
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Nate - Posts: 10725
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Granted. Instead he wished that everything you owned was his.
And no, that wish wasn't corrupted.
I wish for a robot butler that wouldn't try to murder me.
And no, that wish wasn't corrupted.
I wish for a robot butler that wouldn't try to murder me.
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OfficerSting - Posts: 52
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Granted. Now it tries to torture you.
I wish I had a chocolate sculpture to eat.
I wish I had a chocolate sculpture to eat.
[color="Magenta"][SIZE="4"]愛理ちゃん六二三[/SIZE][/color]
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airichan623 - Posts: 704
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Granted. It is an actual replica of an artist's interpretation of what some random guy of no significance believed that the chariot of Asparagus might have looked like, and it's made out of white chocolate. And the white chocolate went bad six months ago.
I wish that white pianos never existed. (They just look wrong!)
I wish that white pianos never existed. (They just look wrong!)
Hats wrote:"Frodo! Cast off your [s]sins[/s] into the fire!"
EllaEdric 06:53 -IM SO UNEQUIPPED TO BE A MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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FllMtl Novelist - Posts: 1722
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Granted, but the memory of white pianos is permanently etched into your mind and you dream about them every night.
I wish I didn't have a fever =[
I wish I didn't have a fever =[
[font="Fixedsys"]Waiting for the sun to shine in the brightest room! =][/font]
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Roxas2210 - Posts: 84
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Granted. Now you have a chill.
I wish for a philly cheesesteak.
I wish for a philly cheesesteak.
"For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." [SIZE="2"]Romans 8:38-39 (NIV)[/SIZE]
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OfficerSting - Posts: 52
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Granted, whatever it is. But it's moldy.
I wish I could see the movie Percy Jackson and the Lighting Thief.
I wish I could see the movie Percy Jackson and the Lighting Thief.
Hats wrote:"Frodo! Cast off your [s]sins[/s] into the fire!"
EllaEdric 06:53 -IM SO UNEQUIPPED TO BE A MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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FllMtl Novelist - Posts: 1722
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Granted. But after seeing it an alien abducts you and wipes your memories of ever seeing the movie.
I wish I could get unlimited amounts of Earmuffs!
I wish I could get unlimited amounts of Earmuffs!
The mind is so complex when your based. 32 levels. Welcome to my world. --Lil B
I'm not guna let anything take the love from my heart, the love of life and spreading peace and positive, thank you earth I'm alive. --Lil B
Swag like I'm marrow, in my bones. Swag in my bones. Bone Marrow Swag. -- Lil B
Shouts out to Lil B "The Based God".
I'm not guna let anything take the love from my heart, the love of life and spreading peace and positive, thank you earth I'm alive. --Lil B
Swag like I'm marrow, in my bones. Swag in my bones. Bone Marrow Swag. -- Lil B
Shouts out to Lil B "The Based God".
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Vega - Posts: 287
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Granted. They're a lovely Pink Rose color, with Violent Violet polka dots.
I wish my computer was super fast. And that being fast wouldn't kill it.
I wish my computer was super fast. And that being fast wouldn't kill it.
Hats wrote:"Frodo! Cast off your [s]sins[/s] into the fire!"
EllaEdric 06:53 -IM SO UNEQUIPPED TO BE A MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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FllMtl Novelist - Posts: 1722
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Granted, it's currently moving at ~120 mph, straight toward you, and accelerating. Oh, and it's a you-seeking missile. Have fun trying to stay alive with THAT after you.
I wish for US$625,700.94.
I wish for US$625,700.94.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, but it comes in counterfeit dollars.
I wish I owned every manga in the universe.
I wish I owned every manga in the universe.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE="2"][color="Red"]I can't[/color][color="Orange"] whistle, so[/color][color="Yellow"] I just say[/color][color="Lime"] the words[/color][color="DeepSkyBlue"] "wheet-whoo".[/color][color="DarkOrchid"]
- Fai D. Flourite[/color][/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"][color="Red"]I can't[/color][color="Orange"] whistle, so[/color][color="Yellow"] I just say[/color][color="Lime"] the words[/color][color="DeepSkyBlue"] "wheet-whoo".[/color][color="DarkOrchid"]
- Fai D. Flourite[/color][/SIZE]
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Hetharu - Posts: 33
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Atria35 - Posts: 6295
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Granted, but he's the worst slob in the world, doesn't pay rent, eats all your food, wears your clothes, gets drunk and barfs in your bed, and sells pot off your front porch.
I wish I were a real boy!
I wish I were a real boy!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE="2"][color="Red"]I can't[/color][color="Orange"] whistle, so[/color][color="Yellow"] I just say[/color][color="Lime"] the words[/color][color="DeepSkyBlue"] "wheet-whoo".[/color][color="DarkOrchid"]
- Fai D. Flourite[/color][/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"][color="Red"]I can't[/color][color="Orange"] whistle, so[/color][color="Yellow"] I just say[/color][color="Lime"] the words[/color][color="DeepSkyBlue"] "wheet-whoo".[/color][color="DarkOrchid"]
- Fai D. Flourite[/color][/SIZE]
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Hetharu - Posts: 33
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Atria35 - Posts: 6295
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Granted. You're the star of your one 1 minute long deodorant commercial.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE="2"][color="Red"]I can't[/color][color="Orange"] whistle, so[/color][color="Yellow"] I just say[/color][color="Lime"] the words[/color][color="DeepSkyBlue"] "wheet-whoo".[/color][color="DarkOrchid"]
- Fai D. Flourite[/color][/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"][color="Red"]I can't[/color][color="Orange"] whistle, so[/color][color="Yellow"] I just say[/color][color="Lime"] the words[/color][color="DeepSkyBlue"] "wheet-whoo".[/color][color="DarkOrchid"]
- Fai D. Flourite[/color][/SIZE]
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Hetharu - Posts: 33
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...so what's your wish?
SInce you wished for nothing, it's granted- you are erased out of existance!
I wish it was hotter out
SInce you wished for nothing, it's granted- you are erased out of existance!
I wish it was hotter out
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Atria35 - Posts: 6295
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OH woops! *totally dies* I forgot to put one :'D
Granted, it's not 200 degrees hotter and you're pretty much dead of heat stroke and dehydration and internal cooking of organs.
I wish I was able to dance.
Granted, it's not 200 degrees hotter and you're pretty much dead of heat stroke and dehydration and internal cooking of organs.
I wish I was able to dance.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE="2"][color="Red"]I can't[/color][color="Orange"] whistle, so[/color][color="Yellow"] I just say[/color][color="Lime"] the words[/color][color="DeepSkyBlue"] "wheet-whoo".[/color][color="DarkOrchid"]
- Fai D. Flourite[/color][/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"][color="Red"]I can't[/color][color="Orange"] whistle, so[/color][color="Yellow"] I just say[/color][color="Lime"] the words[/color][color="DeepSkyBlue"] "wheet-whoo".[/color][color="DarkOrchid"]
- Fai D. Flourite[/color][/SIZE]
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Hetharu - Posts: 33
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Granted but no matter what you can't stop dancing or else.....
I wish that I had some pie.
I wish that I had some pie.
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="LightBlue"]"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
by Maryanne Williamson
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by Maryanne Williamson
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