Introducing, Mr. HatnClogs! The Magikarp!!!
Peanut: Look at that salesman...thinking he just jipped me off. Buddy, when you evolve into Gyrados I promise that he will be the one who'll be feeling jipped.
Mr. HatnClogs: Yep. He'll be feeling pretty sorry for himself.
Peanut: Huh, for some reason I thought you would have a more verbose vocabulary.
Mr. HatnClogs: I get that a lot...
Time for a Battle in Mount Moon! Peanut vs. Team Rocket
Peanut: Oh, so you're those guys based out of the Viridian city Gym.
Rocket Trainer: What? How do you know about our secret headquarters!!
Peanut: Well, when you leave a sign on the door...
Rocket Trainer: Oh well, its not like you'll stop our plan to enslave the world with Pokemon or to steal the fossils in this place that surely contain awesome, prehistoric Pokemon that no one will be able to stop!
Peanut: Really...so that's your plan. Oh Winry, I've got some new fire wood for you.
Winry: Hehehe
Rocket Trainer: Why are you looking at me like that...um...what's with that lighter...and the gasoline...and...
After a few not so epic battles, Peanut stole a fossil by beating the tar out of a scientist and left Mount Moon.
Peanut: You do realize that you don't have to burn down every location we go through right?
Winry: But that would remove my one, endearing character trait.
Peanut:...I've got no comment about that...
Introducing, MSP the Pidgey!
And after loads of careful grinding...
Mr. Hat'nClogs has evolved into Gyrados!
Peanut: Sweet! Now after visiting that dude named Bill's house, we'll be set to own the Cerulean Gym!
Mr. Hat'nClogs: Soon it will be my time to shine!
Introducing...SCREENSHOTS!!!
Lass: Isn't it wonderful that I identify myself with the boy I'm currently dating!
goldenspines:...no...no it isn't...
A different Lass: One of these days I'm going to kill her in her sleep and steal her cute little Pokemon!
Peanut: Um...moving on!
Peanut:...a Pokemon...must be Bill's.
Pokemon: Hi.
Peanut: Wooh! That Pokemon just spoke!!!
Winry: Um...
Peanut: This is sooo unusual!
goldenspines: Umm....
Peanut: I've got to catch it right now!
Mr. Hat'nClogs: What's so unusual about a talking Pokemon when your surronded by them!
Nate: Derp.
MSP: Yeah, what he said.
Mr. Hat'nClogs: You mean "Derp?"
MSP:...I meant what you said, but sure, let's go with "Derp."
Bill: Actually I'm Bill. From experimenting with science I accidentally ended up being combined with a Pokemon. It's kind of like the Fly, except less scary and buggy.
Peanut: How Punny of you...
Bill: Anyway, could you help me out? Pokemon hands weren't built for computers.
Peanut: Sure
One highly unethical experiment later...
Bill: Sweet, I'm back to normal. I guess I owe you some reward.
Peanut: Like access to every trainer's Pokemon Box's giving me an unlimited amount of Pokemon to do my evil...I mean to stop the evil bidding of others?
Bill: No, how about a ticket to get onto the S.S. Anne.
goldenspines: Ooo...a cruise!
Winry: Great...a cruise...*under her breath*I hate water
Bill: No...you have to get off before it leaves.
Peanut: That sucks...
Bill: Yeah I know...well, have fun using that thing I didn't want!