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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:36 pm

Granted. That ugly Great Dane down the street from where you live makes a cameo. (You should have been more specific. Tsk.)

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Lol.

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Also lol.

I wish I didn't have to sleep, ever.
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Postby RefractedAhav » Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:46 pm

granted but you are know a garden gnome and the favorite spot of several neiborhood dogs.

I wish for a good paying acting role, working car with good gas milage, to be commisioned to complete a project I wanted to do any way and a chance to meet Daniela Ruah from NCIS LA. Oh and I would like for this to happen to me and not the great dane down the street.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:10 pm

Granted. You're paid millions to play the part of a villain who fights with pink swords. Your working car is painted pink. (Hey, you know I don't make this up!) That project you got commissioned to to do that you wanted to do anyway spontaneously blew up for no apparent reason, just after it was doused in paint the color -you guessed it- pink. You also got to meet Miss Ruah, and it turns out that when filming her scenes, the cameramen don't just film her, they film her reflection in a funhouse mirror that plays with horizontal distances. (Hoo nelly.)

All this happens to you, AND your neighbor's cat. Nyah.

I wish my goats stopped getting out of their yard.
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Postby RefractedAhav » Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:47 pm

lol

Granted, They stop getting out of your yard, but this is only because your neighber makes goat tacos out of them on your front yard

I still wish for what I wished for in my last post, but I wish everything was blue and not pink.
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Postby OfficerSting » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:14 pm

Granted. The paint is lead based, though.

I wish to be the much beloved president of a near utopian nation.
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:04 pm

Granted, it has a total territory of 3 sq. inches

I wish I had remembered to make a wish:)
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:29 pm

Granted. But it got corrupted. What are the odds? I mean, that NEVER happens here, right?

I wish I didn't have to log off.
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Postby RefractedAhav » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:22 pm

granted but some how you got digitized and uploaded to the Server that runs CAA and Chatbot has named you as her bestest friend and demands that you tutor her in the art of broccoli ice cream making.

I wish I had never made such a mess of my life.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:32 am

Granted, now SKYNET has really made a mess of your life. Also, of your body.

I wish that AI-controlled deathbots and robotic terminators were NOT an inevitable result of our advances in death-tech.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:57 pm

ganted. now giant kamikase (sp?) banannas are the result...

i wish for a pet moogle, since i didn't get my cameo... -.-
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:19 pm

Granted. But it's a pet dead moogle. Ick.

I wish walking (like, for exercise) wasn't so bloody boring.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:22 pm

granted. you get chased by ninja hordes every time you go out to get exercise. you are never sure wether you are going to get home or not, and you frequently get lost.

i wish my moogle was alive. >:P
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:52 pm

Granted. It was alive. But it's dead now. :P

I wish I could see all the Groucho Marx movies.
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Postby RefractedAhav » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:32 pm

Granted But they are all on a 2 in by 2 in non hd screen and all talking parts have been dubbed over by a drunk half dwarf-half klingon.

I wish I knew what to wish.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:32 pm

Granted, but that was your wish. You don't actually get any of the things you now know what to wish, so the whole thing is really just moot.

I wish for a vorpal safety razor.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:16 pm

Granted. It's bubble-gum pink with purple polka dots.

I wish I could sleep in in the morning.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:55 pm

Granted. In fact, you can sleep in forever, because YOU DIED!

I wish that FllMtl Novelist would become an undead mummy and shamble about.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:41 am

Granted. Now I'm going to - OH BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS.

I wish I could get a good pair of sneakers that actually lasted a long time. And that fit my feet.
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Postby ST. Attidude » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:16 am

Granted. Unfortunately, the inner soles have super adhesive and you now can't take them off.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:37 pm

Granted, but they're garlic and onion flavor.

I wish that there wasn't ALWAYS A MOLE.
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Postby F.M Disciple » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:08 pm

Granted but now you have to rob a bank, punch a puppy in the mouth and sing something from Lindsay Lohan's Album.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:10 pm

i wish F.M. Disciple had remembered to wish for something...
...also, i wish my moogle was alive RIGHT NOW, and in no danger of death in the near future...
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Postby Davidizer13 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:09 pm

Granted. The moogle resurrects with the twisted soul of an immortal abomination. It leaves a trail of death and destruction in its wake, starting with you. ...Well, it's not going to die anytime soon, is it?

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Postby OfficerSting » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:09 pm

Granted; you know have a fried tarantula and moldy cheese pizza.

I wish for a completely loyal pet jabberwock.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:17 pm

Granted. It's completely loyal to the Red Queen.

I wish for a hamburger.
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:20 pm

Granted, It's made of spam

I wish for a cookie
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:40 pm

Granted, it's the cookie used to keep you logged in to this site.

I wish for a battlestar.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:02 am

Granted, but it's the sinistar!
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Postby F.M Disciple » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:17 pm

Granted, but now your copy melted in the sun.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.
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Postby OfficerSting » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:01 pm

Granted. Now you get no wish, so technically, your wish wasn't corrupted.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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