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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:48 pm

Granted, for a bit. Unfortunately, it all gets used for a smoke signal while you're asleep. Now the rum is gone.

I wish a large, jovial Hawaiian man playing ukulele would magically appear right next to the person who posts after me. (Enjoy!)
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Postby RefractedAhav » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:55 pm

*sigh* Granted but the Hawaiian is alergic to cats and is not so jovial as he chases my family around the house forcing us to listen to his lement on his cat allergies

I wish I had enough money to feed all the starving people in the world for their lifetime.
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:16 am

granted, but the governments take it all.
I wish there were no time travels exemptions on Adolf Hitler.
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Postby bkilbour » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:02 am

Granted; nobody travels back in time to stop him from releasing secretive technologies, so he wins the war.

I wish I had a big ugly bull dog named Gretchen.
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Postby Hohenheim » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:59 am

Granted; Gretchen turns on you after you forget to feed her, and she chases after you until you're stuck in a tree with her barking at you from below. This scenario goes on for four days.

I wish my computer would stop having these occasional moments when the screen freezes.
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Postby OfficerSting » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:54 am

Granted; now the screen is frozen ALL the time.

I wish for an I.Q. of 300.
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Postby airichan623 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:25 pm

granted; but now you are a worker ant with an iq of 300.

I wish I could control the weather.
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Postby bkilbour » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:08 pm

Granted, but the weatherman controls you...

I wish my turtle had wings.
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Postby Pejiilu » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:22 pm

Granted but he Flys away from you to persue his Dream of flying south for the winter

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Postby Angel37 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:49 pm

Granted, and he always escapes his cage to be with his friends and ditch you.

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Postby Midknight74012 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:01 pm

Granted, I'll enjoy eating you.

I wish my bologna had a first name that isn't Oscar.
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Postby Pejiilu » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:49 pm

Granted, But it's a now a Last name for it it's first name is Fred.... Fred Oscar

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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:14 am

granted, but you eventually become a one-hit wonder.
I wish there was only one Land Before Time movie--THE GOOD ONE!
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Postby bkilbour » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:22 am

Granted; there is only one copy of the movie, and it gets destroyed. No more Land before Time series.

I wish manticore phantom would stop eating people.
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Postby OfficerSting » Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:11 am

Granted; now it eats all the food that people need to survive.

I wish for perfect vision.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:02 pm

Granted. But you are locked forevermore in a basement belonging to a rabid Twilight fangirl who has life-size Robert Pattinson Cheesehead posters (actually, do those even exist?), Twilight calendars, and enormous blow-ups of pics of Mr. Pattinson's eyes, forehead, ears, and -gasp!- feet. Several TV screens are playing videos of Pattinson interviews, Pattinson walking down the street, Pattinson on the phone ordering a pizza, and Pattinson picking his nose...And the videos are in an everlasting loop: as soon as the sequence ends, it starts up again. No commercial breaks (no, you couldn't possibly be even the tiniest bit lucky, could you?).

Yep, you have perfect vision, and absolutely nothing to see.

I wish I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
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Postby Angel37 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:06 pm

Granted. He's your cellmate for life.

I wish my house was clean!
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:17 pm

Granted, but you can't handle the overusage of ammonia necessary to clean it, so you have to move into a dirty house.
I wish there was a third season for Big O.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:00 pm

Granted, Oprah had a third season of her TV show. It was quite some time ago, and already had happened, so you kind of wasted your wish.

I wish that a mackerel would be elected to the U.S. Senate.
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Postby Midknight74012 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:31 pm

Granted, all humans must now eat the bait that was used to catch him.

I wish I never had a fail.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:45 pm

Granted. Now, whenever you fail, you have 2 fails. Never just one. HA.

Man, now that I've got a wooden leg for a cellmate, what am I going to wish for?

I wish it was my birthday already.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:11 am

Granted, but it doesn't matter. You're in heaven now.
I wish my cable company wasn't changing the channel lineup next week.
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Postby OfficerSting » Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:36 am

Granted; they're now cancelling your cable service forever.

I wish Heroes was uncancelled.
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Postby Midknight74012 » Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:37 pm

Granted, it's now just one 5 minute episode per month at 3 AM

I wish that my stepsisters were more respectful and thoughtful.
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Postby bkilbour » Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:29 pm

Granted. They are extremely respectful and polite, not to mention the most thoughtful women in the world. And, as they make your whole family breakfast in bed, getting ready to wake you all with beautiful harp music and the smell of fresh mountain air (which they imported straight from Bavaria).... then Bowser decides to kidnap them. I mean, hey, who wouldn't want to kidnap that kind of princess? Congratulations, now you have to go save your sisters.

I wish that Midknight74012 saves his sisters from that turtle-shelled villain, and protects them from further monstrosities.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:10 pm

(You beat me to it, bkilbour!)

Anyway, granted. Midknight keeps his sisters safe and all is well -- until YOU fall passionately in love with one of the princesses. Midknight, however, does not approve of you, the girl doesn't wish to upset her brother, and thus, you are left to live the rest of your life in agonizing yearning. Poor guy.

I wish for a portal gun.
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Postby airichan623 » Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:16 pm

Granted, but the portal leads into North Korea. Have FUN!!! XD

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Postby Midknight74012 » Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:59 pm

Granted, it was just fine for 1 hour
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Anyway, granted. Midknight keeps his sisters safe and all is well -- until YOU fall passionately in love with one of the princesses. Midknight, however, does not approve of you, the girl doesn't wish to upset her brother, and thus, you are left to live the rest of your life in agonizing yearning. Poor guy.


I wish bkilbour would take her. Have fun with the most disrespectful person in the world.
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Postby Angel37 » Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:41 pm

Midknight74012 (post: 1399083) wrote:Granted, it was just fine for 1 hour


I wish bkilbour would take her. Have fun with the most disrespectful person in the world.


Granted, and now you live with the guilt of dooming a good friend to be hopelessly in love with someone disrespectful, calling you every hour of the day to cry over his misfortunes.

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Postby Peanut » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:51 pm

Granted, but he randomly transforms into a duck after his election making him the first animal to ever hold the office of President in the USA.

I wish there was a way to control time.
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