Corrupted wish game

[Atria35]

Granted, but then they resort to cannibalism.

Um, you do realize that cannibalism is defined as a creature eating the flesh of it's own kind, right? So they'd be eating other jelly ants

And the pens are granted- but they're all out of ink.

I wish for more earrings

[Midknight74012]

Granted, it's 100 pounds each

I wish for *reaches into the box of random wishes and hands it over to the next person without looking at it*

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but where are you going to find rubber pants at this time of night, Brain? Also, your wish turns into a giant knife monster and cuts you to pieces, then murders everyone you love for not making a proper wish.

I wish that wishes were tax-deductible.

[Atria35]

Granted. You get 1 cent back for every million you make.

I wish I could be on The Daily Show!

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted; but, your under the desk keeping it from collapsing

I wish I had a moldy irradiated cheeseburger:P

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but that's a terrible thing to call your little brother!

I wish people wore hats more.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but then they suffer from baldness earlier than what should even be allowed.

Ante wishes that Ante could sing.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Granted, You can sing...terribly...and loudly...

I wish I could finally finish my VHS Conversion project!

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted. but you converted to Betamax

I wish I had some apple pie

[Hohenheim]

Granted, but its from an old, smelly dumpster.

I wish Steam would work properly on my macbook.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, your laptop is now powered by a steam boiler.

I wish I was already packed for Animazement this weekend.

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted, but you are packed and locked in someone else's suitcase and the airline lost you

I wish I had xboxlive

(ha corrupt that!)

[Midknight74012]

Granted, it's only at 128 kbps

I wish it was June 7th, 2010 at 6:30 in the morning already.

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted, but you're in Siberia in your pajamas and you forgot your wallet/passport

I wish I could stay up all night posting and not be tired tomorrow.

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted but you're on Pluto.

I wish I had a fighter jet

[Atria35]

Granted. You have the Lego series jetfighter.

I wish I had some chocolate pudding

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's where your liver should be.

I wish for an eldritch abomination lunchbox.

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted, but it's under your truck.

I wish I hadn't eaten that second slice of cake

[FllMtl Novelist]

Granted. You had a big slab of fudge instead.

I wish I could read faster.

[Ella Edric]

Granted. But you read so fast that you dont even get what you read. Fun.

I wish that I had the fma mangas in perfect condition and ii didnt steal or break the law to get them in any way. Nor did the person that gave them to me. XD Corrupt that!

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted, but they are in Swahili:grin:

I wish I had a PS3

[Ella Edric]

Granted, but it has some wierd Alien virus that gets into your head making you do the thriller dance forevermore.

I wish I had better memory. XD

[Atria35]

Granted. You now remember every detail about everything you did for the last week- but in exchange, you have amnesia about everything before that.

I wish I had a manicure.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but it's for the dog that you may or may not have.

Ante wishes for more camera filters.

[TheSubtleDoctor]

Granted, but they are all re-used to the point of being unusable.

I wish the dishes were done.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, they are quite well cooked.

I wish that Ante Bellum was called Etna Mulleb for a week.

[Atria35]

Granted. And you become Cihpargilak for the same amount of time.

I wish the sky was green!

[Angel37]

Granted but it's a puke green and it smells.

I wish I had more wishes!

[Atria35]

Granted. Every time you post here, you get a wish

I wish I could star in a zombie movie

[Midknight74012]

Granted, you die in the end.

I wish I knew of a way to divide by zero