Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they're all from tentacle porn, and they're all songs about tentacles. But, hey, whatever floats your boat.

I wish that four was more than five.

[Midknight74012]

Granted, since it is impossible anyway, it destroys the universe.
I wish I could have a job as a mercenary.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted, your boss sends you to kill innocent women and children. Have fun with that.

I wish I was the worlds most awesome Super Smash Bros Brawl player.

[Dr.Faust]

Granted but the next SB comes out so no one plays SSBB

I wish Ask a Ninja would relase a new ep.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted, but you can't watch it!

I wish for a broom.

[Roxas2210]

Granted, but it is a glass broom, so when you use it, it shatters and makes a big mess

I wish that the world was a good place to live

[bkilbour]

Granted; earth is now a better place, but you are now living in Mars.
you saw that one coming, didn't you...

I wish North Dakota and South Dakota would settle their differences.

[TheSubtleDoctor]

Granted, they have a long, drawn out war to ascertain who is right. We now have simply Dakota, no directional distinctions. And really...no one is sure who won. The history books are tainted.

I wish that I was America's next keytar legend.

[Hohenheim]

Granted; you are now known for how every time you touch even a single key on the keytar it suddenly bursts into flames.

I wish to go to England next summer (as in 2011).

[Lynna]

Granted. so when you say the world is gonna end. It does.

I wish that I'd not have a tendency to ramble

So all I have to do is not say that the world is goinng to end...you'll have to try harder next time TG

Honhiem: Granted, but a thief steals all your money, your bank card, and your passpot.
(I was acctually in england last year and I know what I would do:P)

[Kaligraphic]

Your lack of a wish is granted, but we all laugh at you for not wishing for anything.

I wish that Santa Claus loved me.

[Angel37]

Granted but now he's divorcing Mrs. Clause for you.

I wish I was dead. Lols.

[Midknight74012]

Granted, enjoy the rest of your immortal days as a Tank.

I wish this was not the case.

[TGJesusfreak]

So all I have to do is not say that the world is goinng to end...you'll have to try harder next time TG

Honhiem: Granted, but a thief steals all your money, your bank card, and your passpot.
(I was acctually in england last year and I know what I would do:P)

Well I guess you just did. It doesn't only work when you want it. and I never said it worked IN context either. XD




Anyway. Granted, he is now a rusting tent pole instead.

I wish that the wind would stop blowing so hard in our 2 mile area.

[Angel37]

Well I guess you just did. It doesn't only work when you want it. and I never said it worked IN context either. XD




Anyway. Granted, he is now a rusting tent pole instead.

I wish that the wind would stop blowing so hard in our 2 mile area.

I'm a rusting tent pole, lols...

Granted. Now it blows in your 1 mile radius.

[bkilbour]

um... no wish? Okay, so that means that you get a grab-bag-random result.
All of Nate's kittens die. Angel37, I hope you are happy.

I wish Luc Lemay and Malefic would join forces to form a black/death metal super-group.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they never release anything, preferring to release under their other collaboration, adding Miley Cyrus and making preteen pop.

I wish for absinthe-flavored hot dogs. Just because.

[Midknight74012]

Granted, have fun explaining to the police about that special breath of yours.

I wish I had a fully functional, 100% operational X-wing with all the features that can go with it.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but the insurance premiums are INSANE.

I wish there was a large inflatable duck floating above The White House.

[airichan623]

Granted, but its floating on top of the pool of mountain dew that now covers all of the east coast.

I wish I could be at an anime convention right now...IN SPACE! XD

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Have fun breathing vacuum, and try not to leave chunks when you burn up in the upper atmosphere.

I wish for hotdog-flavored absinthe.

[bkilbour]

Granted. The drink takes the world by storm, but the hot dog flavoring in the drink increases the thujon levels to the point that it becomes illegal everywhere. Everywhere.

I wish the ending to Memento was less depressing and ambiguous.

[airichan623]

Granted, but it is the Flyleaf CD Memento Mori, so there is redemption in screaming.

I wish Chuck's season finale hadn't just commenced.

[jim_wijit]

Granted. It didn't commence... and it never will. It's stopped forever.

I wish all my favorite webcomics were finished so I could read them in one go instead of having to wait for more to be posted.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Your favorite webcomics stop where they are now. There will be no more updates. Congratulations, you have destroyed what you loved.

I wish for the end of some things, and the beginning of others.

[Angel37]

um... no wish? Okay, so that means that you get a grab-bag-random result.
All of Nate's kittens die. Angel37, I hope you are happy.

You know...that may solve a lot of his problems.

granted, all that you love is dead, all that you hate is reborn.

I wish i could type 300 word per minute

Granted but the only word you can type is SPARTA!!!!!

I wish I knew what skub was. XD

[bkilbour]

Granted; you now know what skub is, but you are under oath to never tell anyone; if you do, your head will explode. To help you NEVER talk about it, a nanodevice is implanted in your brain to produce a painful shock every time you think about it.

I wish Gary Gygax would come back to life.

[Atria35]

Granted. He's now undead, and wants your brainz!

I wish I had a roommate to move in with

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Hope you have fun getting to know your new roommate Hannibal Lecter!

I wish that ants were made out of grape jelly.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but then they resort to cannibalism. Oh, and you can't set them on fire with a magnifying glass.

Ante wishes for a lifetime supply of ballpoint pens.