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Postby rocklobster » Mon May 17, 2010 1:06 pm

Granted, but again, you've wasted your wish. No repeating wishes!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon May 17, 2010 1:35 pm

Granted, it never existed. In its place is more Kowderflops Bastignogne.

I wish for more Kowderflops Bastignogne.
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Postby Atria35 » Mon May 17, 2010 3:24 pm

Granted. You have a horde of Kowderflops Bastignogne. They mark your furniture, tear up anything within 5 feet of them, carry the Plague, and are about to go on a rampage to destroy humanity. And since no one knows what they are, they can't be stopped.... and their first target is you.

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Postby Midknight74012 » Mon May 17, 2010 7:46 pm

Granted, enjoy your $5000 per month rent.

I wish the job as a shift supervisor at Taco Bell was actually at Taco Bueno instead and get it.
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Postby rocklobster » Tue May 18, 2010 4:16 am

Granted, but the job only lasts a day because the place gets condemned on your watch.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue May 18, 2010 8:53 pm

Granted. It's called "Mr. Greeny-Man," is about a magical fellow who teaches children about the alphabet and not talking to strangers, and will be airing on Nick Jr.

I wish I'd made my midnight snack 30 minutes ago.
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Postby Midknight74012 » Tue May 18, 2010 9:33 pm

Granted, hope you like haggis.

I wish I had a Waste Management job as a Driver helper right now without the chance of me dying and keep it till I want to leave it.
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Postby airichan623 » Tue May 18, 2010 10:36 pm

Granted, but you get to take out the dead bodies after the zombie apocalypse.

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Postby KeybladeWarrior » Wed May 19, 2010 12:23 am

Granted, but you have black circles under your eyes for the rest of your life.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 19, 2010 1:27 am

Granted, you can watch the ending credits.

I wish for the power to summon bears whenever I want.
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Postby Midknight74012 » Wed May 19, 2010 11:23 am

Granted, the bears turn on you.

I wish I could live in the universe in the game Crimson Skies.
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Postby bkilbour » Wed May 19, 2010 1:39 pm

Granted, but when you get there, the States have reconciled and formed the United States once more, leading what essentially ends up being the same place you are in now.

I wish that I could carry a civil conversation with a cuttlefish.
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Postby airichan623 » Wed May 19, 2010 2:09 pm

Granted, but the cuttlefish has rabies.

I wish we could all eat a cake made out of rainbows.
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Postby TheSubtleDoctor » Wed May 19, 2010 2:29 pm

The rainbows are poison!

I wish it was break time at this very moment.
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Postby Hohenheim » Wed May 19, 2010 2:42 pm

Granted. The break began when you posted, but now it is over.

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Postby rocklobster » Wed May 19, 2010 2:52 pm

granted, but the keyboard costs $1000 extra.
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Postby TheSubtleDoctor » Wed May 19, 2010 2:57 pm

Granted, but it's only open to people ages 12 and younger.

I wish more House of Five Leaves episodes were currently out.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 19, 2010 3:11 pm

Granted, but it's now a gardening reality show that just consists of footage of a pile of five leaves as they compost.

I wish that more people would sing the praises of Kowderflops Bastignogne.
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Postby jim_wijit » Wed May 19, 2010 4:57 pm

Granted. The church of Kowderflops Bastignogne is formed. They even have their own compound out in the desert. It... doesn't end well.

I wish I had an instinctive knowledge of all wish granting objects and entities that exist.
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Postby TheSubtleDoctor » Wed May 19, 2010 4:58 pm

Granted, but you find that nothing has been added to your previous store of knowledge.

I wish that I had more energy.
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Postby Atria35 » Wed May 19, 2010 5:05 pm

Granted. You start travelling at the speed of light and disappear into infinity.

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Postby bkilbour » Wed May 19, 2010 6:15 pm

Granted - the "derelict" style from Zoolander is now "in," and you get to wear stylish hobo clothes.

I wish my cuttlefish friend was healed of his rabies.
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Postby Dr.Faust » Wed May 19, 2010 6:48 pm

Granted but he gets eaten the next day.

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Postby TheSubtleDoctor » Wed May 19, 2010 6:56 pm

Granted, but then they realize they made a wrong turn.

I wish I had cake waiting for me at home.
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Postby Midknight74012 » Wed May 19, 2010 7:13 pm

Granted, it's holographic

I wish I didn't see this as I go about life. :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
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Postby Lynna » Wed May 19, 2010 8:50 pm

wish granted. Now you can't see anything

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Postby TGJesusfreak » Wed May 19, 2010 8:51 pm

Granted. so when you say the world is gonna end. It does.

I wish that I'd not have a tendency to ramble :P
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Postby Dr.Faust » Wed May 19, 2010 9:10 pm

Granted you are now a mute

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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 19, 2010 9:57 pm

Granted, you are as stealthy as the star, which means that people can see you coming from light-centuries away.

I wish for my very own large, fanatical cult that I could send on crusades to eliminate spandex pants.
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Postby airichan623 » Wed May 19, 2010 10:24 pm

Granted, but now you are in spandex pants.

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