Corrupted wish game

Postby **bkilbour** » Tue May 11, 2010 5:45 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be pretty boring.

I wish for wings that work.

Postby **Atria35** » Tue May 11, 2010 8:39 pm

Granted. But you can't use them since you don't have your pilot's license!

I wish my room were blue

Postby **Midknight74012** » Tue May 11, 2010 8:48 pm

Granted, the color depresses you unfortunately.

I wish I wasn't always hungry.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 11, 2010 11:18 pm

Granted, now you don't feel hunger, so you have no drive to eat and you starve to death.

I wish for Barack Obama to make a huge, televised speech while wearing a giant cheese hat.

Postby **Midknight74012** » Wed May 12, 2010 7:37 am

Granted, sadly, your electricity went out and all trips to Washington D.C. has been canceled.

I wish that wouldn't happen.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 12, 2010 12:44 pm

Granted, the pronoun "that" ceases to be used.

I wish for a new pronoun to replace the one that is no longer used.

Postby **bkilbour** » Thu May 13, 2010 3:54 pm

Granted - you now have to scream ROOSTER every time you would have said it.

I wish for a lost kitten to find its way home, and ROOSTER it would get to find it's master along the way. Wouldn't ROOSTER be cute?

Postby **choklit** » Thu May 13, 2010 4:36 pm

Granted- the lost kitten finds its master on the highway, recognized his car, the ran home to wait for him. Unfortunately, the master and his family were moving to hawaii. The new owners have moved in, and they have a rottweiler that had a traumatic experience with cats as a pup.

I wish that I had a batcave with all the coot bat gadgets and minus batman.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri May 14, 2010 4:20 am

Granted, but Batman's computer is set up only for him.
I wish I could be a member of the Voltron Force.

Postby **TheSubtleDoctor** » Fri May 14, 2010 6:43 am

Granted, but you are the princess.

I wish I could fast forward the next four weeks of my life.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat May 15, 2010 3:43 am

Granted. You are now Adam Sandler, staring in Click.

I wish my green shirt was a slightly brighter shade of green.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat May 15, 2010 6:00 am

Granted, but it's so green it glows in the dark. Oh, and did I mention it's radioactive?
I wish I had a reverse-bladed sword.

Postby **bkilbour** » Sat May 15, 2010 8:30 am

Granted, but it is so awkwardly shaped that it's nearly impossible to weild.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat May 15, 2010 7:26 pm

Granted, you wish you had a fish. The wish that you wished for, however, is not granted, so all you get is an unfulfilled wish.

I wish for ravioli pizza.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat May 15, 2010 7:30 pm

Granted but it's the size of the planet. All life on earth is killes by an impact of the giant raviola pizza.

I wish I had a pet ameoba

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Sat May 15, 2010 7:49 pm

Granted but you kill it cleaning your house

I wish I had a new gutiar.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat May 15, 2010 7:54 pm

Granted you now have a creature called a gutiar. It 200 pounds of fod a day eating you out of house and home.

I wish I had a new guitar

Postby **Atria35** » Sat May 15, 2010 8:58 pm

Granted. And it's the perfect plastic present to give you're 3-year-old cousin

I wish the new apartment had central heating

Postby **Hohenheim** » Sat May 15, 2010 9:33 pm

Granted, but the heat is cranked up so high that you may as well be living in the Sahara Desert.

I wish that I could already be attending college.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat May 15, 2010 10:02 pm

Granted, you could be, but you aren't.

I wish that the set of the real and of the possible were identical.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat May 15, 2010 10:12 pm

Granted, but only in Pascal's mind...

I wish it wasn't hammer time so I could touch this...

Postby **jim_wijit** » Sat May 15, 2010 10:47 pm

Granted. Unfortunately after all that time being untouchable it's become uncomfortably squishy and your tampering causes a horrible smell you can't get out.

I wish that the local temperature never got higher than 66 degrees Fahrenheit.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat May 15, 2010 11:56 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, due to a slight difficulty, there was a slight miscommunication as to whether the units were metric or imperial, so your local temperature now never exceeds 66 Kelvin (-340.87 Fahrenheit). Brrr.

I wish for a normal-sized ravioli pizza.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun May 16, 2010 10:59 am

Granted but it's filled with a delicious stinkbug filling (blech) ENJOY! XD

I wish for NON-bug ravioli.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun May 16, 2010 12:59 pm

Granted, your ravioli now has live bears in it that maul you whenever you try to take a bite.

I wish I could absorb knowledge via osmosis.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun May 16, 2010 1:09 pm

Granted, but you lose it when you have nature calls, if you know what I mean.
I wish Cartoon Network played Ranma 1/2 on Adult Swim

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun May 16, 2010 7:53 pm

Granted... at 4:40 am... badly dubbed and severely edited... for three weeks.

I wish Megan Fox formed a Death Metal band and played bass.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun May 16, 2010 9:45 pm

Granted. Of course, it's really just her and some of her friends playing a death metal version of Rock Band that you hear awesome things about but will never, ever see.

I wish for Kowderflops Bastignogne.

Postby **Midknight74012** » Mon May 17, 2010 10:49 am

Granted, but Kowderflops Bastignogne does not exist in the Google search engine so it must not exist. Hope you like wasting wishes.

I wish my room kept itself clean forever without me having to put any effort into it.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 17, 2010 12:54 pm

Granted, your room keeps itself clean by keeping you out. In fact, your whole house keeps you out. In fact, every house keeps you out. Have fun living on the street for the rest of your life.

I wish for Kowderflops Bastignogne again.

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