Granted, you had a bucket with 27.2155422 kilograms of pure fat, but you lost it. It turns out to have been taken by a prankster, and bucketfuls of it are periodically propped up above doorways to dump on your head. It always works, and people start wondering why you end up randomly covered in fat. Of course, people's minds turn to Fight Club, and you get arrested as a terrorist. Under torture, you confess, and are executed.
I wish that ending was a little bit less grim.
Corrupted wish game
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted, I got my wish
I wish Kaligraphic would do better then that.
I wish Kaligraphic would do better then that.
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
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TGJesusfreak - Posts: 1017
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- Location: USA... Earth... the milky way galaxy... the universe...
Granted, but the oven was corrupted it could not stay off and it burnt the house down. You had your brownies with you.
I wish I had Naruto's abilities.
I wish I had Naruto's abilities.
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted, you have Naruto's abilities... without the fox. You also have his enemies... at full power. Have fun.
I wish for a bag of magic skittles.
I wish for a bag of magic skittles.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted; but when your friends come looking for you, all they find is a bag of Skittles and a pile of dust... strange...
I wish that my procrastination was not all-powerful.
I wish that my procrastination was not all-powerful.
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Blacklight - Posts: 360
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Granted, now it's just really, really powerful...which doesn't help you much...
I wish Fish would join Eric and I in the awesomeness that is Mega Ten online tomorrow...
I wish Fish would join Eric and I in the awesomeness that is Mega Ten online tomorrow...
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Peanut - Posts: 2432
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- Location: Definitely not behind you
Granted, but he does so to hinder you, and is successfull in making you misreble
I wish Vega would join my writer's guild
I wish Vega would join my writer's guild
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Lynna - Posts: 1374
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- Location: The Other End of Nowhere...
Granted, the star Vega (Alpha Lyrae) joins your writers guild... and incinerates everything on Earth by its presence.
I wish for life.
I wish for life.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted, you now have zombies at your front door.
I wish I could legally obtain one of these and a license to go with. oh yea
I wish I could legally obtain one of these and a license to go with. oh yea
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted, it's so clean it's transparent and now you can't find it.
I wish I could've come up with something better.
I wish I could've come up with something better.
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted, but you didn't, and you'll always feel bad about that.
I wish for a can of Zom-B-Gone, the zombie repellent spray.
I wish for a can of Zom-B-Gone, the zombie repellent spray.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted, it's empty.
I wish for the next person's wish to be incorruptible.
I wish for the next person's wish to be incorruptible.
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted, but only for 5 minutes. XD
I wish I was eating ice cream right now...
I wish I was eating ice cream right now...
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airichan623 - Posts: 704
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- Location: TARDIS
Granted, 6 minutes later, your ice cream eats you.
I wish there was no such thing as Digestive System diseases
I wish there was no such thing as Digestive System diseases
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted. Now there is no such thing as a digestive system, and everybody and everything starves to death.
I wish that giant alien monsters would descend from the heavens and open up hot dog stands.
I wish that giant alien monsters would descend from the heavens and open up hot dog stands.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted, the hot dogs are made of humans.
I wish for infinite number of incorruptible wishes.
I wish for infinite number of incorruptible wishes.
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted. But when you get there, the volcano erupts again. Now your stuck
I wish there was no such thing as Monty Python bunnies
I wish there was no such thing as Monty Python bunnies
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted but it is now NUCLER WINTER!!!
I wish I had SSF4
I wish I had SSF4
Check out my boy's art: http://www.arttronik.com/
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Dr.Faust - Posts: 379
- Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:07 pm
- Location: Domino City
Granted, but the only characters you can play are Dan and Sakura.
I wish there was a Capcom vs. Disney game.
I wish there was a Capcom vs. Disney game.
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
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--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
- Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:27 pm
- Location: Planet Claire
Granted, now you hear billions of voices in your head! MUAHAHAHA!!!
I wish the price would go down on Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles Season 2 set.
I wish the price would go down on Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles Season 2 set.
"For what use is there in praying if you will only hear what you want to hear." - As I Lay Dying *The Sound Of Truth*
Let's make an AMV together!
Kokoro no Uta The thoughts of an aspiring mangaka (yeah...this is my blog >.>)
Ooh look! I have fanfiction! YAY!!!!!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/~sevencandlesticks
If you like Tsubasa and Cardcaptors, then you might like what I've written (if I didn't slaughter the series... XD)
He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds - Pslam 147:3
Let's make an AMV together!
Kokoro no Uta The thoughts of an aspiring mangaka (yeah...this is my blog >.>)
Ooh look! I have fanfiction! YAY!!!!!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/~sevencandlesticks
If you like Tsubasa and Cardcaptors, then you might like what I've written (if I didn't slaughter the series... XD)
He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds - Pslam 147:3
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AnimeGirl - Posts: 1053
- Joined: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:51 pm
- Location: California
Granted, the Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles Season 2 Commemorative Drum Set is now $5 cheaper. It's still way out of your budget, though.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza to be elected to a seat in the Senate.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza to be elected to a seat in the Senate.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted. Sadly, it's from Italy and is soon fired.
I wish that same pizza was from Chicago
I wish that same pizza was from Chicago
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted, but Obama claims it first.
I wish I could air surf like on Eureka Seven
I wish I could air surf like on Eureka Seven
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
- Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:27 pm
- Location: Planet Claire
Granted, but you get caught in a crossfire between the U.F. Force and the Gekko. Have fun getting out of that.
I wish I lived on the Gekkostate.
I wish I lived on the Gekkostate.
Psalms 82:3-4
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless;
maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed.
Rescue the weak and needy;
deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
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Midknight74012 - Posts: 252
- Joined: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:56 pm
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