Corrupted wish game

Postby **Midknight74012** » Tue May 04, 2010 2:14 pm

granted, it lasts only three day
I wish I could teleport

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Tue May 04, 2010 2:18 pm

granted, but you teleport straight into an active volcano....>.>

i wish i could have put a death note reference in that corruption somehow...XD

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 04, 2010 3:00 pm

Granted, but Ryuk manages to kill you before you post it.

I wish that there was a Death Note that filled itself.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue May 04, 2010 4:21 pm

Granted, but it's only in some kid's lousy Death Note fanfic.

I wish that the new Digimon series would be a huge critical and commercial success that everybody (including myself) watched.

Postby **TheSubtleDoctor** » Tue May 04, 2010 6:20 pm

Granted, but then Donnie Darko saved a parallel universe by annihilating the universe in which we all watched and loved Digimon.

I wish this final paper was already finished!!!

Postby **bkilbour** » Tue May 04, 2010 7:01 pm

Granted, but you get a B minus on it for a rushed job.

I wish Kei Toume would have more of her works printed in English

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Tue May 04, 2010 11:32 pm

Granted. She now prints them in Old English. Good luck reading that!

I wish that I could live in Lord Jabu Jabu (from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) for the rest of my life.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:23 pm

Granted, but Gannondorf comes and destroys the town.

Postby **Atria35** » Wed May 05, 2010 4:10 pm

And...... since Rocklobster didn't wish for anything, I'm gonna say 'Granted!'- The universe ends. Congrats.

I wish I had some watermelon.

Postby **AnimeGirl** » Wed May 05, 2010 6:50 pm

Granted, but you have to cool them off in the ocean like Icchan had to in that one episode of Angelic Layer when Ogata gave him the penalty. XD!!

I wish I could draw like CLAMP!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 05, 2010 7:18 pm

Granted. You can draw as well as an ordinary, toolbox C-clamp.

I wish for a space battleship.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 05, 2010 11:49 pm

Granted, now you can go on a suicide mission to protect Earth against the Space Monsters!

I wish somebody was standing right over there... No, not there, a bit to the left. Yeah, THERE!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu May 06, 2010 3:56 am

Granted, but that person is annoying. He won't stop singing "Never Gonna Give You Up".
I wish Phillip Pullman was a Christian.

Postby **mastersquirrel** » Thu May 06, 2010 1:25 pm

Granted, he writes a terrible new book where the main characters kill "Anti-God". It bombs. It also has polar bears in armor.

I wish to have fun this weekend.

Postby **AnimeGirl** » Thu May 06, 2010 1:40 pm

Granted, it'll be the last weekend you'll ever have fun, and the rest of your life will be boring. Muahahaha!!! XD!!!!!

I wish I knew how to read/write more kanji.

Postby **mastersquirrel** » Thu May 06, 2010 1:42 pm

Granted. You can read AND write one more kanji. Afterwards you are incapable of reading or writing any kanji ever again.

I wish for two double A batteries.

Postby **AnimeGirl** » Thu May 06, 2010 1:52 pm

Granted, but now the item you wish to use it for requires "D" batteries instead.

I wish I could visit Japan.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 06, 2010 4:21 pm

Granted, but purchasing the tickets for the trip costs you everything you have, forcing you to live the life of a bum on the streets of Tokyo. Better practice up on your begging skills...

I wish I was done with these book critiques.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu May 06, 2010 4:27 pm

Granted, but then the authors find you and throw a fridge on top of you. A fridge full of their books, that is.

Ante wishes that Ante could get caught up with schoolwork soon.

Postby **Atria35** » Thu May 06, 2010 5:34 pm

Granted. But you get zeros on all of it

I wish my term papers were finished and grade A-worthy

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Thu May 06, 2010 7:24 pm

Granted but you lose you left and right leg due to the law of "equivilent exchange" But hey! You got an A!

I wish for the Philosopher's Stone!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri May 07, 2010 2:16 am

Granted. You develop gallstones, but regard the matter philosophically.

I wish for $20k.

Postby **LynnAya** » Fri May 07, 2010 2:57 am

Granted: But you earn it by installemts of one dallar everyday for the rest of your life......xD

I wish I could fly....

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri May 07, 2010 2:49 pm

granted, but you're terrible at landings
I wish A Flock Of Seagulls had more hits.

Postby **bkilbour** » Fri May 07, 2010 4:04 pm

Granted. I just went out to the beach with a loaded M500 12-guage shotgun and "went to town" on the wildlife. I hit more seagulls than you can imagine.

I wish I could see Franz Kafka and H.P. Lovecraft collaborate on some work, and then read the finished product.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri May 07, 2010 6:14 pm

Granted but you don't understand a word of what you read because it's in Russian.

I wish for the end of time.

Postby **Atria35** » Fri May 07, 2010 7:27 pm

Granted. Your watch stops.

I wish I had some candy~!

Postby **LynnAya** » Sat May 08, 2010 1:50 pm

Granted, but it's all in a tightly sealed container that is impossible to open....T___T

I wish I could understand calculous....x__X;

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat May 08, 2010 3:01 pm

Granted, but calculus remains impenetrable for you.

I wish that I hadn't just gone for the obvious corruption there.

Postby **Midknight74012** » Sat May 08, 2010 3:08 pm

granted, LynnAya found the formula to destroy the universe and misplaced it.

I wish I could lose 27.2155422 kilograms of pure fat right now.

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