Corrupted wish game

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:18 am

Granted but that hamster will never stop growing... EVER
in 1000 years time you'll have a 80ft tall hamster! O_O!!

I wish for the most awesome pair of shoes in the universe.

Postby **Alcuinus** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:23 am

Granted! These shoes are so awesome they can walk on their own!... You never see them again.

I wish it were Saturday already >.<

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:29 am

Granted but it's a saturday 1000 years in the future. You'll never see your family and friends ever again.

I wish for a reason to wish for a wish that I know is going to be corrupted...

Postby **Alcuinus** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:32 am

Granted but you just forgot what it was

I wish the poster below would wish for their wish to be corrupted thus making their corrupted wish incorruptible.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:37 am

Granted XD the wish corrupts your next wish!

I wish for a corrupted wish for Al.

Postby **Alcuinus** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:44 am

Granted. My wish is corrupted but in the process I corrupt your wish meaning my wish takes on the form of corruptible and incorruptible at the same time... making it sentient.

I wish to conquer the world! (what else would a sentient wish wish for?)

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:46 am

Granted but you'll die when you do.

I wish for a giant puppy to eat me.

Postby **ILurvMusic** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:37 pm

Granted, right when the giant puppy is about to eat you, it changes its mind and goes and eats a pizza.

I wish that I could visit Narnia.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:59 pm

granted. but the white witch turns you into a statue almost at once XD

i wish i could be sure that this random guy isn't hitting up on me O.O

Postby **Atria35** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:43 pm

Granted. But you find out he's asking on behalf of his uuber-creepy friend.

I wish I could have barbeque for dinner

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat May 01, 2010 11:18 am

Granted, you get to scarf down a bowl full of BBQ Sauce.

I wish our lawn was self-mowing.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat May 01, 2010 5:34 pm

granted, but the weeds won't stop growing and are immune to being mowed.
I wish Cartoon Network had smarter execs.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat May 01, 2010 5:56 pm

Granted they're so smart they take over the earth.

I wish for something...

Postby **bkilbour** » Sun May 02, 2010 4:57 am

Granted. You now have cancer.

I wish all the trees were dead.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun May 02, 2010 6:09 am

Granted. Congratulations, you just killed the entire human race. I hope you're happy. :evil:

I wish for a Nintoaster:

Postby **Alcuinus** » Sun May 02, 2010 7:19 am

Granted but the manufacturer neglected to remove the heating element and all your games are now fried.

I wish for a simple, boring life.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:09 am

Granted nothing ever happens.... ever.... at all... Congratulations on a life filled with nothing. XD

I wish for something to do...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:12 am

granted, here is a mountain of homework. Complete it in 2 hours or u die.
I wish we could discuss any title we wanted, even those on the do not discuss list.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:14 am

Granted but it sparks lots of flaming. CAA ends as we know it.

I wish that I could go to sleep earlier

Postby **ILurvMusic** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:18 am

Granted, but you end up in a deep sleep for 75 years!

I wish that I had a blue car!

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:22 am

Granted but the paint is incredibly poisonous and will kill you if you touch it.

I wish I could watch 30 episodes of FMA all at once.

Postby **Alcuinus** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:38 am

Granted but you retain only 30 seconds of it.

I wish I were a shape-shifter.

Postby **bkilbour** » Sun May 02, 2010 12:59 pm

Granted, but who said you got to pick which shapes? Behold, you have the amazing powers to shift into Triangle! And Slug!

I wish I could get into a fist fight with Cthulhu.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon May 03, 2010 4:17 am

Granted, but when you defeat him by punfhing out his glass jaw, you are a prime target for Darkseid. He uses his Omega beams on you and you die.
I wish Rob Liefeld could actually draw.

Postby **Atria35** » Mon May 03, 2010 9:41 am

Granted. He draws... on kid's faces at birthday parties.

I wish I had some more potato chips

Postby **jim_wijit** » Mon May 03, 2010 2:55 pm

Granted. They are salt and vinegar. The flavor almost no one likes. They are also stale.

I wish my house was organized.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon May 03, 2010 4:13 pm

Granted. It was organized...before the hurricane came! :evil:

I wish there was a TV series based on Tom Sawyer.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 03, 2010 4:30 pm

Granted. There's a reality TV series where they follow around Thomas Sawyer, a slaughterhouse worker. You get to spend an hour at a time watching him kill cows.

I wish that Death Note was real, except for L, Near, and Mello.

Postby **bkilbour** » Mon May 03, 2010 6:30 pm

Granted. Your worst enemy wrote your name in the note, and you have three minutes before your heart attack.

I wish I had the stale potato chips that Atria35 got.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 04, 2010 1:52 pm

Granted, but while you dramatically eat them, you discover by heart attack that your name is in the Death Note, too.

I wish that there was a sequel to Death Note that explored what would happen in a world with undead and post-death beings - zombies, vampires, ghosts, and that sort of thing.

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