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Postby bkilbour » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:44 pm

Granted.. your solid limestone tablet comes straight from Roman scribes.

I wish the novocaine would wear off from my dentist's appointment.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:30 am

Granted. Too bad the pain didn't.

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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:15 am

Granted, but then they turned into humans after the inishial take-over.

I wish that I could be Link.
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Postby Alcuinus » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:34 am

Granted. You are now a link... to google.com
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:28 am

Granted, you have a heart attack and die, and, for three seconds before you die, you don't perceive time.

I wish for the ability to transmute things like in FMA.
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Postby bkilbour » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:46 am

Granted; you are now a nuclear technician working for the United States Navy, turning air into water and back again to power aircraft carriers and/or submarines. Good luck with your overworked, stressful job as a modern alchemist!

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Postby Alcuinus » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:17 pm

Granted... After being transported there, you are instantly vaporised.

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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:59 pm

Granted, but the dragon eats you.

I wish that I could be Aizen from bleach. He's awesome. ^^
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Postby ILurvMusic » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:23 pm

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Granted, but then Aizen gets jealous of you and exiles you to another dimension that you can't get out of.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:44 pm

Granted, but it keeps coming and the Earth gets hotter and hotter and we all fry.

I wish for marshmallows.
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Postby bkilbour » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:26 am

Granted. They fill your room up to the point where you can't get in.

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Postby mastersquirrel » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:05 am

Granted. You sleep for twenty years a la Rip Van Winkle.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake.
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:08 am

Granted but it comes alive and swollows you.

I wish for a giant bowl of pudding :P
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Postby Alcuinus » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:28 pm

Granted. You have now drowned in a lake of pudding (What a way to go, man :rock:)

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Postby ILurvMusic » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:58 pm

Granted, but then NASA gets mad at you and beats you up.

I wish that I could be invisible.
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="LightBlue"]"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

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Postby Atria35 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:55 pm

Granted, but not only can't you be seen, you can't touch anything solid, either.

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Postby bkilbour » Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:50 pm

Granted - wooden clogs from the most unomfortable depths of Holland are now stuck to your feet.

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Postby Atria35 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:33 pm

Granted. Too bad the kids next door decide to burn it and see what happens.

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Postby rocklobster » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:09 am

Granted, your car is a "green" car that runs on an environmentally-friendly energy source: cow manure.
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Postby ILurvMusic » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:53 am

Granted, but then it gets tired of you and stops listening to you.

I wish that I could do the hokie pokie.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:16 am

Granted, but every time you do the hokie pokie, the hokie pokie does you.

I wish that something horrible would befall somebody other than me.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:22 pm

Granted, but that other person is informed of who wished that on him... AND where to find you.

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Postby Atria35 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 pm

Granted. They can travel 2 feet on it.

I wish I could have my birthday cake today
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:28 pm

Granted, you can have it today, but you can't eat it for another year.

I wish for $42,000
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:35 pm

Granted but the IRS takes it all.

I wish I would never have to eat.
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Postby bkilbour » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:30 pm

Granted - Poof. No need for food means no need for inefficient things like that mouth; such inefficiencies are removed in the process.

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Postby Atria35 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:56 pm

Granted. You turn into a skunk.

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Postby Dr.Faust » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:18 pm

Granted but you have no plan.

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Postby TGJesusfreak » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:37 pm

Granted but in a completetly unrelated incedent you get hit by a truck while you're getting them.

I wish I was an olympic gold medalist. XD
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:40 pm

Granted, you deliver bread from Gold Medal Bakery to stores along Olympic Boulevard.

I wish for an immortal hamster.
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