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Postby Atria35 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:15 am

Granted, but it's literally surf rock- the sounds of the waves on shore gentley lulls you to sleep.

I wish there were more books at my local library
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Postby Hohenheim » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:13 pm

Granted, but all of the new books are teen magazines.

I wish that my school year ended tomorrow instead of all the way in June.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:11 pm

granted, but there's a world war and a bomb is dropped on your house right when you come home. So you can't even enjoy break.
I wish I wouldn't kill people when I corrupt their wishes.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:24 pm

Granted, you just maim them horribly, and they die from blood loss shortly after.

I wish that rocklobster would wish for spaghetti and meatballs.
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:08 am

Granted, but he has no parmesan cheese. (trust me, it's better with parmesan)
I wish Garfield was funny again.
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Postby Anime&horse nut » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:59 am

Granted but you have to entertain all the kids in stead with a bob the builder impression

i wish for manga studio EX6
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:24 pm

Granted, but the XP2010 malware is hacked into it and messes up your computer. Now you can't get access to the internet.
I wish Crunchy Roll had both seasons of Gundam 00, not just the first.
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Postby AnimeGirl » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:13 pm

Granted, but now Gundam 00 is the only series they'll let you stream. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish Calbhach would start posting new pages for the next volume of Heaven Bound!
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Postby Atria35 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:32 pm

Granted, but all the previous pages are taken down, never to be seen again.

I wish I had a bigger bookshelf.
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Postby Vega » Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:04 pm

Granted but its so weak that collapses if anything is put on it!

I wish I could have an endless collection of earwarmers!
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:30 am

Granted, but some of them are moth-eaten.
I wish there were legal ways to read manga online.
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Postby Atria35 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:51 am

Granted, but the only manga you can read legally is Naruto!

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Postby jim_wijit » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:36 pm

Granted. Your short, short life will be perfect.

I wish I could angrily stare at things to light them on fire with my mind.
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:31 am

Granted, but scientists want to experiment on you to see if they can make more people like you.
I wish alchemy really existed.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:01 am

granted. somebody just used it to turn you into a duck...0.o

i wish for a really awesome best friend...
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Postby Alcuinus » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:15 am

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Granted but he's not human and has ulterior motives.

I wish I could perfect one talent.
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Postby Atria35 » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:24 pm

Granted, but no one but you ever know you have it.

I wish I didn't have a fever....
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:00 pm

granted, but you don't have a head either.
I wish Ovaltine came in strawberry.
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Postby Rewin » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:45 pm

granted, but as expected it tastes awful

i wish the part i ordered for my car was here already instead of being backordered >.<
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Postby Winry » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:30 pm

Granted, but when you get it you realize that you ordered the wrong part and it is not returnable.

I wish I would do well on my two quizzes tomorrow.
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Postby Atria35 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:03 pm

Granted, but you fail the courses anyway.

I wish I had more relatives
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Postby Rewin » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:06 pm

Granted, but they're all crazy and want to kill you.

I wish all the bad things that happen in my corrupted wishes instead happened to Winry.
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:11 am

Granted, but Winry is now suing you for a trillion dollars.
I wish for a mobile suit.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:43 am

Granted. Your clothing now walks around on its own and runs away when you try to wear it, leading you to be arrested for indecent exposure while chasing your last pair of pants down the street.

I wish for ramen.
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Postby Alcuinus » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:48 am

Granted but for some undisclosed reason you can't eat it.
I wish for peace.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:00 pm

Granted. There is a vicious skub-related nuclear war which scours all life from the Earth. When the last cockroach is dead, there is peace. The peace of the grave. You monster.

I wish for life.
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Postby Alcuinus » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:03 pm

Granted. You are the last surviving being on this earth, you cannot die, and you must walk among its ruins alone for millennia to come.

I wish for the pro-scub faction to be annihilated >:D
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Postby ST. Attidude » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:15 pm

Granted; now the pro-choice people are mad at you because you took all the fun from them.

I wish Lady Gaga would just stay on the internet and off the radio.
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Postby jim_wijit » Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:24 am

Granted. All websites are now about Lady Gaga.

I wish that Nickelodeon had put the third season of 'The Adventures of Pete and Pete' on DVD.
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Postby Atria35 » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:00 pm

Granted. Every other movie or show they've put on DVD is recalled, and now that's the only thing you can get.

I wish I had a new laptop
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