Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted, *slams Kali's head into a pencil embedded in a table*

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow...or the next day...or the day after that...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, *slams Peanut's head into a pencil embedded in a table* It's amazing how many wishes can be solved with violence.

I wish that all the world's problems could be solved with violence.

[Dante]

Granted, via the ominicidal maniac PASCAL, the entire world is destroyed... that which cannot exist has no problems.

I wish I felt sad right now, for a while.

[ST. Attidude]

granted except that its an iPhone that you can't call anyone with - because its really an iPod touch! >.<

I wish I found my flash drive

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's in pieces beneath something heavy.

I wish that all the world's problems could be solved with dance.

[Valkaiser]

Granted, but everyone knows that can only work with Discooooooooo!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIqmlaQ-oYk -- In space!

I wish that space disco was cool again.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but travelling to those space discotecques costs too much.
I wish there was an anime of Lord of the Rings.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It's a Frodo/Sam yaoi title, and the whole "One Ring" business takes on a decidedly... different meaning, if you know what I mean.

I wish that that anime did not exist.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but neither do the LOTR movies. Now all we got is that Ralph Bakshi cartoon.
I wish we got the Lord of the Rings books back and in good condition.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but they're in such good condition because every copy is sealed in plastic collectors bags, so no one can actually read them.

I wish I could exercise while I slept.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you wake up ultra-tired.
I wish there was a Gundam fighting game on the Wii.

[Atria35]

Granted, but that's the only thing you can say from here unto eternity.

I wish more anime was imported to the US.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it's all hentai!
I wish people who made computer viruses were forced to work on infected computers.

[Rewin]

Granted, but then they charge you ridiculous amounts for it..... wait, isn't that reality???

I wish my computer was faster.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, your computer is now mounted on wheels and equipped with a jet engine, allowing it to move VERY fast. Now if only you could catch it.

I wish my bologna had a first name.

[Midknight74012]

Granted, its now called Vegan

I wish for my next wish to not be corrupted.

[Rewin]

Granted, but an elephant just stepped on your big toe.

I wish my wife's dog didn't snore so loud.

[Hitomi]

wish granted but your wife's dogs stops snoring so loud but now your wife snores loud

i wish ed from fullmetal alchemist was alive in the real world

[rocklobster]

Granted, but he has to walk on crutches because automail doesn't exist in our world.
I wish I could solve sudoku puzzles instantly.

[Hohenheim]

Granted, but now every time you finish a sudoku puzzle a new one will appear right in front of you, forcing you to play sudoku non-stop for the rest of your life.

I wish that a new anime like Fullmetal Alchemist (other than FMA: Brotherhood:sweat:) would be released.

[meeghan94]

Not granted, there will never be anything like FMA. It's just too good.

I wish it could be January already so I could go to SetsuCon....

[Midknight74012]

Granted, but you don't remember a thing.

I wish I could know why I'm not allowed to press big red buttons.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You now are forced to press every big red button you see - and you are in a hall of traps. There are countless big red buttons, and every single one does something painful to you. Oh, and you can't leave until you either press every last button, or you die.

I wish for a battalion of nazi vampires.

[Rewin]

Granted, but your nazi vampires put you in a concentration camp and perform bizarre and painful experiments on you.

I wish I could eat hot food without burning my mouth.

[meeghan94]

Granted, but then it gives you heart burn.

I wish I could type my fanfiction in silence.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, because we've replaced your keyboard with a piece of cardboard with letters drawn on it. It doesn't actually do anything, but there's no more of that obnoxious "click click click" noise!

I wish I had free burritos for life at the local mexican place... and they were JUST AS GOOD AS THE ONES YOU PAY FOR! (which is pretty dang good, I'll have you know)

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you have no tums for the inevitable heartburn.
I wish I had a pet luck-dragon from the Neverending Story.

[meeghan94]

Granted, but then it flys away and will never come back.

I wish my friends were on Facebook so I could talk to them.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they are ignoring you.

I wish for $20.

[Atria35]

Granted, but you get it in an incident with a counterfeiting ring and are sent to jail.

I wish I could buy more manga.