Corrupted wish game

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:14 pm

Granted, but THEN...he dies.

Ante wishes that Ante didn't have that job at Ren Fest...they don't even have restrooms there.

Postby **Reon** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:44 pm

Granted, you lose your job at Ren Fest and they end up getting bathrooms as well as an assortment of other facilities that make working there off the hook.

I wish Durarara released episodes faster.

Postby **Lynna** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:59 pm

Granted. Now they come out so fast they're gone before you can watch them all

I wish I was really amazing at poetry

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:13 pm

Granted all you speak is poetry... wow that'll get irratating...

I wish for a clown that has the name bokey...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:34 pm

Granted. Bokey the Ripper is right behind you with a knife.

I wish for a pizza of awesomeness.

Postby **Dante** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:29 pm

Wish granted, but you wasted all your dragonballs on that? Even the underwear of comfort can last several times through the dryer, but pizza of awesomeness will lose all it's power as soon as it's digested and gives you integestion.

I wish I'd win THE GAME. But having said that I just lost

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Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:10 am

Granted, you WOULD win THE GAME... if you could only stop losing it.

I wish for the magic of creation.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:21 am

Granted but you can't use it.

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD QUIT STABBING ME ALREADY, AND KILLING ME, AND MAKING ME CHOKE!!!

Postby **Lynna** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:46 am

Granted...instead, they give you malignant cancer

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:03 am

That counts as TRYING to kill me Lynna... *ahem*um.... you forgot to make a wish....

I wish people would quit granting my wishes in a way that puts my life in danger...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:48 am

Granted. In granted this wish, I have endangered the life a small, innocent Ethiopian child who's never heard of you and never did anything to anyone. But hey, you're safe!

I wish my Dr. Pepper was already cold.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:10 pm

Granted but it's at absolute zero. If I were you Blitz I'd let go of that can bofore your hand freezes off...

I wish my life was in danger again... I don't want the poor child to suffer...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:29 pm

Granted. The child has tracked you down and is about to take BLOODY REVENGE.

I wish I didn't come up with such morbid wish corruptions.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:40 pm

Granted now they're so funny that they're deadly

I wish I was Bokey the clown

Postby **Seed of Hope** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:42 pm

Granted, but children ultimately despise you along with that ridiculous red nose of yours.

Ehem,
I wish i had a way of getting under the Mods skin. (w/out getting banned of course)

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:11 pm

Granted, they send Steve to "take care of you" instead.

I wish I was in Jerusalem already...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:21 pm

Granted, but you went through a wormhole in time. You're in post-apocalyptic Jerusalem.
I wish Star Trek Enterprise never existed.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:46 pm

WHAT?! Are you crazy?!
Oh, and if this wish is granted, prepare to be blasted.

Ante wishes that Ante knew the perfect setting on a toaster.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:20 am

Granted but you can't find the butter.
I wish the server would quit acting up and stop giving me errors.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:37 am

granted, but your computer is no longer working, so it really dosn't matter...

i wish for clean, exciting, action packed anime at an affordable price...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:49 am

Granted, in the year 2525 (if man is still alive)

I wish The Man In The Iron Mask was Iron Man.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:11 pm

granted. he is a giant iron statue.
and he falls on you XD.

i wish i didn't have to sit here and listen to way too loud rap from the swearning guy sitting next to me...>.>

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:01 pm

Granted, it's hip-hop.

I wish that MC Hammer was big again.

Postby **Valkaiser** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:43 pm

Granted, you're broken.

I wish the carp would stop drowning my dwarves

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:02 am

Uh granted, but your dwarves have committed suicide.
I wish Disney completed Gargoyles on DVD.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:33 pm

Granted. You can now buy Disney DVDs in cases molded into the underside of cheap, ugly plastic monsters. Then you can mount the gargoyle on your house with the included mounting kit. Swifty!

I wish that awesome would make a comeback.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:13 am

Granted, but so has totally radical.
I wish there was a best sci-fi picture award for the Oscars.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:56 am

Granted, and it was won by a photo of a blender.

I wish that I could go visit Disneyland.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:47 pm

Granted, but the Haunted Mansion has been cleared of all those ghosts.
*Shakes fists at the Ghostbusters* You ruined a great ride!
I wish there were anime characters with rainbow hair.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:41 pm

Granted, Rainbow Brute, the gay, rainbow-wearing, rainbow-haired pilot of the Rainbow Harrier, a plane used to fight the evil whalers, is now the star of the anime Rainbow Wars. It's a horrible series, btw.

I wish for more magic.

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