Corrupted wish game

[Rusty Claymore]

Granted, but scientists freak out and lock them all away so you can't see them so they can study and disect them.

I wish more people knew there is no such thing as arctic penguins.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Nobody believes in the existence of penguins at all, and they die of heart attacks when confronted with the reality that penguins actually exist. Over a billion die, and civilization collapses. And then the penguins invade...

I wish that polar bears would save us.

[RidleyofZebes]

Granted, but they do it in such a way that it aligns them to become our supreme overlords, leaving us alive, yet the humble servant-species.

I wish they made that Kaf-Pow stuff that Abby drinks available as a consumer beverage.

[Rusty Claymore]

Granted...

I wish some one who knew what Ridley was wishing for would corrupt it.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it can poison you.
I wish my computer would let me post new threads in goof off.

[Lynna]

Wish Granted, but the threads have to be on topics you dislike

I wish My hair went down to my waist (it refuses to grow past my shoulderblades T.T

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Your hair is now growing from your waist, leaving your head completely bald. It's no longer, though, and you look really weird with a hair skirt.

I wish that the Japanese were a little less weird.

[Ella Edric]

Granted. Now they are completely normal and there is no such thing as anime. ^__^

I wish I had a time machine.

[Lynna]

granted, and you get transported back to the times of Noah, just as it starts raining. You now have to suffer the same fate as all those bad people...

I wish I had a mangake pen T.T

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted but what's INSIDE the pen is not what you expected... ~O_O~

I wish Lynna was a 50 ft tall woman. (who will NOT crush me in any way)

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Instead, she will sadistically pull you apart.

I wish that anime was more awesome.

[Reon]

Granted, as it grows in awesomeness it causing something known as... the Pandora effect. If you were to watch anime, some of life's mysteries would be revealed causing your to cry black tears of acid which eventually destroy you the watcher.

I wish Homeland Security had super powers.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted. but their powers are they can explode... and die. Not much of a usable power...

I wish I was a genius without a brain overload and without a swollen head.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you now want to take over the world. (of course!) Oh and you have a cuckoo mouse for a sidekick who never ponders what you ponder. Yep, you've turned into The Brain!
I wish the Eragon movie was better.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted. It is now real. You are one of the first to get killed.

I wish I was cool.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now you can't leave your room without getting violently mobbed by legions of fans driven to utter madness by how cool you are.

I wish I hadn't eaten all the Cheez-Its out of my Cheez-It Party Mix

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted you go back intime and stop yourself. unfotuatly you caused a paradox. The universe resets to the begining of time.

I wish for a tap-dancing ninja monkey who will do whatever I say. (he cannot throw poo at me or any other thing like that.) To add to that he is also white and fluffy.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you now have a white, fluffy, tap-dancing ninja monkey who will do whatever you say. Unfortunately, you are the only one who can see him, and so you are committed to a mental hospital, where it turns out that the monkey is the result of an inoperable brain tumor.

I wish that it was the monkey who had the brain tumor.

[Lynna]

Granted but what's INSIDE the pen is not what you expected... ~O_O~

I wish Lynna was a 50 ft tall woman. (who will NOT crush me in any way)

nani?...why would you wish for that...? I wouldn't mind being taller thopugh.
5ft 2and1/2 in is painfully avrage

to Kaligraphic, granted. The monkey is now so mad at you for making such a wish he kills you

I wish I could go to Japan

[Gelka]

[color="Lime"]Granted but you die right before the plane lands.

I wish I had a giant cookie ^^[/color]

[Lynna]

Granted, but you get so hyper you are assasinated

I wish my bunny-rabit were still alive T.T

[Gelka]

[color="Lime"]Granted but than a heard of Gelka's come and kill it again.

I wish I had a new skateboard. [/color]

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's a death skateboard, and anybody who rides it dies from the built-in fire blaster. As you find out the first time you try. On the plus side, even though you die from it, you at least have your fire blaster again.

I wish for Superman to start dressing as the Kool-Aid Man and burst through walls.

[Strafe]

Granted, but he gets sick from asbestos particles from the walls, which turns out to be stronger than Kryptonite, and dies.

I wish I had a nice car.

[rocklobster]

granted, but it's a grey VW beetle with the number 53. Yes, you got Herbie, and he's not in the mood to listen to you.
I wish they stopped making James Bond movies. Without Sean Connery, it ain't worth it.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now they only make Bond movies staring Sean Connery. 80 YEAR OLD SEAN CONNERY. Sure, he's still more of a man at 80 than you or I will ever be, but still...

I wish my pencil eraser could erace overgrown grass, thus eliminating the need to mow the lawn.

[Lynna]

Wish granted...however, you accidently erase all of the niebors grass, and they sue you.

I wish Sasuke hadn't left T.T

[Derek_Is_Me]

Granted, but it will on come true in an alternate reality from the one that you currently recide in.

I wish that I could go get a PS3.

[rocklobster]

granted. but you didn't say the tires had to be inflated. Hope you enjoy driving around in your 4-wheeler with deflated tires.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but since you didn't actually wish for anything, the corruption isn't really anything either. BOOOOOORING.

I wish I had a scarf made out of Vulpix tails.