Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now puppy reactors are burning millions of puppies.

I wish that WWII had ended exactly as depicted in Inglourious Basterds.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but thanks to the unpredictable butterfly effects of changing history, blowing Hitler up in a theater somehow resulted in Japan ruling the entire West Coast.

I wish KISS added four tuba players to their lineup.

[ST. Attidude]

Granted, except that none of them wear makeup or even have tongues 0_0

I wish Apple would sell more computer choices than iPods.

[rocklobster]

granted, but they require virus scanners that cost waaay extra. Like 100 dollars.
I wish Jar Jar Binks had more fans.
Oh, and blitzkrieg and Kalligraphic, you guys are monsters.

[Reon]

Granted, Jar Jar Binks is loved by practically everyone. There's just something so unique about him, people just can't put there finger on it. Sadly, rocklobster decides its finally time to go kitting/puppy hunting and sets up an illegal enterprise to fund illegal puppy/kitty fueling.

I wish someone could type a better story than that.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. I could, but I won't.

I wish that Jar-Jar Binks would visit Reon in person.

[Midknight74012]

Granted, now Reon can't get rid of him.

I wish my colon was extremely clean.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but the process by which it is cleaned is...erm...not pleasant.

Ante wishes that Ante could understand logarithms better.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but your flying skills equal my driving skills. (Members of CAA, meet mein bruder.)

Ante wishes that that last answer wasn't so...random.

[Midknight74012]

Granted: You now know everything that goes on in your teacher's head. And now your insane.

I wish I had a *cough cough* ack... but yea, I wish for that.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it can still be corrupted.
I wish Rare didn't start out making terrible games under LJN.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now they made terrible games under Nintendo. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO DONKEY KONG COUNTRY!!!

I wish I was eating a hot, delicious pizza and drinking a fizzy, refreshing Dr. Pepper right now.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Of course either one has enough poison in it to kill an ox, but, hey, it's your wish.

I wish that monstrosity was humanity.

[MightiMidget]

Granted, but they are actually controlled by someone far out there and they proceed to implant themselves deep inside your brain making removal impossible, but lack of removal meaning mind control.

I wish life were simpler.

[Reon]

Granted, but that pulls you outside of the will of God. You miss so many trials that He wanted to use to develop you in a mature and complete person not lacking anything (thinking of James 1:2-4).

I wish longboarding in the rain didn't make it more dangerous.

[rocklobster]

Granted but now walking is more dangerous because you can defy gravity and keep having to dodge airplanes and such.
I wish we had flying cars.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted, but you can't use this knowledge.

I wish I could use that knowledge.

[Midknight74012]

Granted, you realize you can never be perfect.

I wish I could earn money without having to leave my house.

[TGJesusfreak]

Um... I'm already not perfect so you did nothing....

Granted, one of you "friends" robs a bank and gives you the money...

I wish for food. (Don't take the easiest corruption, poisening is WAY overated)

[Sparx00]

Granted but it's dog food. Please be more specify more clearly next time.

I wish for a temple like in Indiana Jones with the darts and the pits full of lava that somehow never melt the temple and the giant bolder at the end that chases you.

[Reon]

Granted, but you don't know where all the traps are and the fear of dieing by stepping on something you shouldn't or tripping a thin wire causing you to never want to go inside. It's a good eye candy temple though.

I wish we could keep a careful look at our bodily reactions in a way that we would know what kind of mood we'd be in and what we could change (whether eating healthier, positive thinking, really just pinpoint the issues to a lot of negative emotions to a physical aspect)

[rocklobster]

Granted, but those who make fattening foods are out of business. Way to go.
I wish it wasn't easy to fall for the bad guy's plans in some games. (Ever play Chrono Cross? You spend half the game actually helping the villains!)

[Lynna]

Wisdh granted. However, now they are also impervius to your plans and attacks

I wish for a robot that would do my homework so well I would get strait A's and would also do it so quickly it would all be done in an hour

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but then teachers would become suspicious of the constant perfect grades on homework, but not perfect grades on schoolwork, and would obtain a search warrant. After searching they find the robot, seize it and sell it at an auction where it is bought by some hobo. Then you are placed in juvenile detention and it follows you forever that you cheat on work, making it near impossible to find a good job. Then you finally settle for working at Walmart (after changing your name, moving halfway across the country, and joining the Witness Protection Program), where a couple of people recognize you from your mugshot in the paper from several years before. All of a sudden everyone knows who you are and you are immediately fired. Oh, but you become really popular. Not in a good way, though.

Ante wishes that Ante had Ante's history book.

(Edit: WHAT THE...Come on, this is an awesome way to grant Lynna's wish! You ruined it! Just for that your wish won't even be granted!)

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted but it is just like the Monster book from Harry Potter 3. It tries to eat you whenever you get close.

I wish for a skyscraper to fall beside me (not on me).

[Midknight74012]

Granted, everything that was inside the skyscraper fall on you.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Ella Edric]

Granted. But it's because you were fired. Now you have no money and you live on the streets.

I wish for i had no money.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted all of you money was turned into crabs in you pocket!! (the crabs have indestuctable shells). Hehehe enjoy the pinching pain.

I wish I was one of those crabs pinching my sister. (I cannot be eaten because the shell makes me invincable)

[Rusty Claymore]

Granted. Unfortuneately, you are one of the crabs pinching your sister. So your life is pretty much complete monotony(monotonus?).

I wish someone would save the arctic penguins from extinction.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now harp seals are extinct. And baby harp seals are so cute too! You monster!
I wish harp seals were no longer extinct.