Warrior 4 Jesus (post: 1367736) wrote:How on earth is Winnie the Pooh funny?
Tigger: He's antiquifried!
Owl: Blast it all.
Gopher: Good idea! With dynamite. Save time.
Owl: Eh, what's the charge?
Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.
Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.
Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...
Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygaggin' all day. I got a tight schedule. *falls down a hole* Aaaaaaaahh!!!!
Gopher: If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.
Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh.
Rabbit: The rules clearly state that the game is not over until the game is finished.
...That, my friend, is how.
You can find out things about the past that you never knew. And from what you've learned, you may see some things differently in the present. You're the one that changes. Not the past.
- Ellone, Final Fantasy VIII
"There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by...truth. If you're offended by the
truth, that's your problem. I have no obligation to not offend you if I'm speaking the truth. The truth is
supposed to offend you; that's how you know you don't got it."
- Brad Stine