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Postby Ella Edric » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:59 pm

Granted. But it's me insulting you every sentence! Sorry!

I wish I could have a Wendy's bacocator. YUM!
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Postby Lynna » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:22 pm

Granted, but It's poisoned

I wish I had the power to controle light
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:29 pm

Granted, but the energy is too much. You disintegrate.....bye-bye Lynna. *violins play*

I wish for the deathstar from star wars...
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Postby Midknight74012 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:42 pm

Granted, it will be 1/1,000,000 scale, batteries not included

I wish I had a fully functional car, right now, with 50 mpg that can last well into my old age without having a single incident. (Bam, what now?)
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Postby Lynna » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:51 pm

wish granted, but while you may not get in an accident, all your family and friends do an you must now live this life without them

I wish I could see angels
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Postby Ella Edric » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:01 pm

*BANG!* Now you can see al the angels you want! Tell them i said hi! ^__^/

I wish that i was old enough to drive....
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Postby Midknight74012 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:09 pm

Granted. You are now 60 years old. Enjoy. :D

I wish I had the same powers and abilities as Colossus of X-men.
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Postby Lynna » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:12 pm

Wish granted...but then a bad guy comes and kills you and you join me in heaven...lol, I just knew I was going to die. ah well, I asked for it

I wish I owned all 12 volumes of Shugo chara
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:18 pm

Granted, but it's all written in Cyrillic.

I wish there was a movie based on the Swords & Soldiers game (NOT directed by Uwe Boll!)
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Postby Peanut » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:53 pm

Granted, but, instead of directing it, Uwe Boll plays all of the Vikings...all of them...

I wish I could wipe the image of Uwe Boll in a dress and blonde hair wig from my mind...
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Postby Ella Edric » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:07 am

Granted. But now you have an image of yourself in that dress and wig. Enjoy the image! 8D

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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:28 am

Granted, but you're kidnapped by a terrorist who wants to blow up all the government buildings in Europe. And he starts by strapping a bomb to you and leaving you in front of Big Ben.
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Postby acgifford » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:44 am

Wish granted, but the people you perscute sue you and you have to pay 5billion to everyone you perscuted. The problem is, you can't pay that much. How sad for you. Sorry. Enjoy your revenge. I hope it was worth all that money.XDD

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Postby Myoti » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:48 am

Granted, but it turns out to be nothing like "taekwando," and is actually an ancient form of tea making. Enjoy!!


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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:46 pm

Granted, you borrow money from the mob to pay the bank(s) and school(s) off. Now you have kneecap problems, and owe much more.

I wish for a pecan pie.
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:03 pm

Granted, but would you want a pie made of pea cans?

I wish for world destruction. AHahahaha!
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Postby acgifford » Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:27 pm

Wish granted but you have God to answer to on judgement day. Some how I think it wasn't worth it. Oh well.

I wish my back would stop hurting.
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Postby Peanut » Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:49 pm

Granted, now you can't feel your back at all thanks to significant nerve damage...makes you wish your back was hurting again huh...

I wish this problem would get solved fast
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:52 pm

Granted. It's solved by a particularly powerful and toxic solvent, that also dissolves your hands.

I wish for a robotic berserker.
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Postby Phantom_Sorano » Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:55 pm

Ummm...granted....but the device goes beserk on you....and hurt your feelings.

I wish I had some answers.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:31 am

Granted, but you're a contestant on Jeopardy, so of course you have to provide the questions.
I wish all the streamed anime on the web was legal.
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Postby ST. Attidude » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:47 am

Granted but you can only watch them *gasp* DUBBED! DDDDD:

I wish for a tree that grows "Wumpa" fruits (remember Crash Bandicoot?) :3
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:00 am

Granted, but they're rotten.
I wish I was a Power Ranger.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:32 pm

Granted. You join the National Park Service as a park ranger/electrician. Also, every week, you find yourself attacked by absurd, yet dangerous, monsters.

I wish that kids today knew about Exo Squad.
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:43 am

Granted, but they forget what it is five minutes later because the latested Ipod has just come out with a bigger screen and a camera in it. ^^

I wish that I could make more sense to people because I'm so misunderstood.
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Postby acgifford » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:30 am

Wish granted, but everyone understands you to well and they think you are boring because they are so used to your upside down thinking they dont care anymore.

I wish I had a white german shepherd puppy.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:59 am

granted, but it eats you. ^^

i wish CAA made the best ever christian anime!
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Postby Midknight74012 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:08 pm

Granted. Corruption is impossible for this wish.

I wish I had 180 free boxes with 1 dozen packets in each of all 6 flavors of the Native American Tea that doesn't expire for 10 years inside of each without stealing it or being accused of any wrong doing.
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Postby Ella Edric » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:28 pm

granted. but you are alergic to all the teas and you break out in a horrific rash that spreads to your brain, and you die.

I wish i was at my christian camp right now.
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:02 pm

Granted but it's on fire.

I wish for a ultra huge taco. (100ft tall)
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