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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:19 pm

Granted, but he easily fends them off with his army of secret, environmentally-friendly ninja-bots and lives to make another documentary.

I wish Led Zepplin reunited to record an album of polka standards.
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:01 am

Granted, but things go awry when Jimmy Page tries to play an accordion like a violin.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:54 am

Granted. Now EVERYBODY ELSE switches gender with water.

I wish that that series existed.
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Postby ST. Attidude » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:12 pm

Granted. But take caution, for your grampa may actually turn into a huge menacing PANDA!

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Postby Blacklight » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:40 pm

Granted, you get the most expensive sunglasses in the world but... you have to pay for them and they break almost immediately after you buy them.

I wish Witch Hunter Robin was adapted into a manga.
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Postby Phantom_Sorano » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:59 pm

Granted, but it is done so horribly it makes you cry.

I wish that I could get a good night's sleep.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:19 pm

Granted, but it's a five month arctic night, and everybody thinks you were in a coma. Also, you have a monster medical bill waiting for you.

I wish that everybody would have a merry Christmas.
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:45 am

Granted but all the Jews, atheists, and other people celebrating non-Christian holidays are miserable.
I wish atheists would leave us alone about God not existing.
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Postby Peanut » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:44 pm

Granted, now the reverse is happening turning Christians into the antagonists and restarting the whole nasty process.

I also wish that everyone would have a Merry Christmas.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:41 pm

Granted, but in exchange Arbor Day is gonna SUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I wish I didn't still have to take the trash out.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:38 am

Granted, but your house stinks and you are soon kicked out.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:19 am

Granted, now you have to put up with THIS every day:

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I wish I already had my lines memorized for the Christmas skit at Church tonight.
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Postby steenajack » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:12 am

Granted, but you only know them for 10 seconds.
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Postby talitha cumi » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:18 am

Granted, but it is mixed with yucky worms..
I wish we don't have a cat..
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Postby steenajack » Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:15 pm

Granted, you have a pet skunk instead.
I wish that I could go to an anime convention.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:45 am

Granted. You go, and great time. An AMAZING time, in fact. Why, you have such a good time, that you hate to leave. Afterwards, you find that you can't stop thinking about it. The memory consumes you, it takes over your life. Nothing else matters anymore. NOTHING.

I wish that didn't sound so much like MY relationship with anime conventions.
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Postby Peanut » Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:57 pm

Granted, now it sounds like your relationship with your ex-wife.

I wish I could get my paycheck from this last week now...
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:37 pm

Granted, but taxes are taking a slightly bigger bite out of it than usual.. Enjoy your $1.36

I wish I was making $1.36
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Postby Blacklight » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:30 pm

Granted but it's per week.

I wish for more time.
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:37 am

Granted, but you must bow down to my awesomeness!!!! ^^

I wish that I had some free time right now........wait, then how can I be on here typing?! O_o
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:50 pm

Granted. You're fired.

I wish that there were fewer commercials during this broadcast of The Sound of Music.
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Postby Sae-chan » Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:07 pm

Granted, but now there's less of the movie as well.

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Postby Roxas2210 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:55 pm

Granted. but it falls right on your town and devastates it.

I wish Stargate Universe was on right now.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:34 pm

granted, but your not watching it ^^


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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:53 am

Granted, you got a lousy job sweeping floors at Taco Bell. That's good enough, right?

I wish I had a job that good.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:10 pm

to be quite honest, that sounds good to me...-.-
at this point anyway...

but on to businesss:
granted: but they give me your job XD

i wish i could go to a convention this year...
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:29 pm

Granted, you're sent to the Regional Taco Bell Floor Sweeper's Convention.

I wish for a magic unicycle that sings Lynyrd Skynyrd sonds as you ride it.
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Postby Lynna » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:40 pm

Granted, But it sings VERY off-key. so much you have to cover your ears

I Wish I could sing like Hoshina Utau(look at my avitar for referance)
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:37 pm

Granted, but everytime that you are in concert everyone will think that your Mr.Bean. ^^

I wish that I could go to Japan for a year.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:21 am

Granted. You spend the year in a Japanese prison. It turns out not to be much fun.

I wish that I could get free stuff.
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