Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blacklight** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:08 pm

Granted, but something much, much worse is to come along...

I wish for a really good manga for Witch Hunter Robin.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:05 pm

Granted. There's now a Witch Hunter Robin OVA coming out where Robin just sits and reads a really good manga (that you never see).

I wish for control of China.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:32 am

Granted. You know have complete and total control over everything in the china cabinet.

I wish for socks.

Postby **Blacklight** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:36 pm

Granted, you get socks... that have chiggers living in them. I'd suggest not wearing them.

I wish I knew why the chilies took over the ice cream bucket. 0.o

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:40 am

Granted, but they kill you because you know too much.
I wish I had a cool sword!

Postby **WhiteMage212** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:22 am

Granted. You now have a sword that is cold to the touch but does not do anything more then replace your freezer.
I wish that the US would allow all citizens to own a gun and that Barbra boxer fell into a deep coma because she was shocked of that.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:00 pm

Granted, but political wishes aren't allowed, so nothing happenned.
I wish Megaman was in Super Smash Brothers Melee

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:46 pm

Granted, but he's the absolute worst character who was tagged in at the very last moment of development.

I wish I didn't have to substitute Christ, Culture, and the University with Christian Spirituality so I could get that taken care of this next semester...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:43 pm

Granted, you had to substitute Zoroastrian Spirituality instead.

I wish for some chocolate chip cookies.

MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! · Postby **steenajack** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:12 am

Granted, but they're expired and moldy.

I wish that I could travel to any world I wanted to go to, all real, fiction, and extra-dimensional.

Postby **ScalpelFactory** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:42 am

Granted, but you'd have to experience them all at the same time, which somewhat strips the joy out of the experience.

I wish I could turn into a mermaid.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:45 am

Granted, you find yourself driving along, turn a corner, and rear-end a mermaid. Your insurance rates go through the roof.

I wish for seven supernatural suppers.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:24 pm

granted, but you're possessed by seven angry ghosts.
I wish Kalligraphic had nicer avatar.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:22 pm

Granted, but the ugly kitten spawns an Ugly Kitten Tokusatsu Brigade.

I wish that there was more respect for the kittenwar here.

Postby **talitha cumi** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:25 pm

granted, but you will have the worst avatar then...LOLz!
I wish I can go in the outer space..

MAL · Postby **Mr. Hat'n'Clogs** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:40 pm

Granted, right as you reach outer space your transport explodes.

I wish I wasn't single.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:29 am

Granted, but you are married to Lady Macbeth.
I wish Alvin and the Chipmunks wasn't ruined by that godawful movie series.

Postby **Blacklight** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:43 pm

Granted; it's instead ruined by an even WORSE TV series.

I wish that I could've found a good Christmas Witch Hunter Robin avatar.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:55 pm

Granted, but its in a format that cannot be uploaded to CAA.

I wish La-Mulana wasn't such a jerkish game...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:05 am

granted, but you can't play it.
I wish my ad-blocker would do its job.

Postby **Derek_Is_Me** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:14 pm

Granted, but everytime it blocks somthing Rick Ashley's Nevergunna give you up song will play.

I wish that I was the emodiment of Pwnage.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:42 pm

Granted. You are now this guy's shirt:

I wish Gamera was a pro wrestler.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:06 am

Granted, but he only competes in inferno matches, which end super-quickly because all he has to do is fly into the air and breathe fire. He is then fired.
I wish Gollem from LOTR had a rap album.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:25 am

Granted, but that's all you listen to ever again.
Ante wishes that there were penguins in Ante's state.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:40 am

Granted, but they've been influenced by Happy Feet. Which means they kill anyone who eats fish because they think we'll eat it all.
(That's the message behind Happy Feet: Don't eat all the fish. Leave it for the poor, starving penguins)

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:54 pm

Really?!

Ante wishes to not be killed by penguins.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:57 pm

whoops, I forgot to leave a wish.
Granted, but you're killed by rabid zombie kittens.
I wish all this craziness about Twilight would cease.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:22 pm

Granted, but the craziness about Dusk has just begun.

I wish that Batman wore a santa hat.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:37 pm

Granted, but then Robin wears an elf costume.

Ante wishes to be killed in a more dignified way.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:18 am

granted, but your funeral isn't so dignified.
I wish Al Gore would be attacked by rabid penguins.

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