Granted, but it was adapted to run on humans like in the Matrix, so you've just wished for the death of a human being. That blood is on your hands, and the Energizer Bunny abducts another poor soul to provide power for it.
I wish for the power to create pizza out of nothing whenever I want to.
Corrupted wish game
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted. You've now violated the laws of thermodynamics and in the process disrupted the very fabric of the known universe, dooming us all to annihilation in the endles void of chaos. But hey, at least you've got your pizza.
I wish I had some of that pizza.
I wish I had some of that pizza.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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Granted but the toppings are rotten
I wished I had pokemon soul sliver
I wished I had pokemon soul sliver
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Dr.Faust - Posts: 379
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Granted, a sliver of pokemon soul enters your body and takes control, transforming you into a human pokemon, and causing you to spend the rest of your life living in a small plastic ball.
I wish for noodle soup.
I wish for noodle soup.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, but it has one noodle. D: one, very tiny, pathetic noodle. T_T with only a drop of soup. :O Enjoy!!
I wish it was Saturday already. :|
I wish it was Saturday already. :|
[font="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"][color="RoyalBlue"]"Just remember, that when you look up at the stars at night, no matter how far away you are, we're both looking at the same thing."[/color][/SIZE][/font]
[font="Arial"][color="PaleTurquoise"]"Frowning, Chronicler opened his mouth, buth Bast held up a hand to stop him. 'No, listen. I've got it now. You meet a girl: shy, unassuming. If you tell her she's beautiful, she'll think you're sweet, but she won't believe you. She knows that beauty lies in your beholding.' Bast gave a grudging shrug. 'And sometimes that's enough.' His eyes brightened. 'But there's a better way. You show her she is beautiful. You make mirrors of your eyes, prayers of your hands against her body. It is hard, very hard, but when she truly believes you...' Bast gestured excitedly. 'Suddenly the story she tells herself in her own head changes. She transforms. She isn't [I]seen as [I]beautiful. She is [I]beautiful, seen.'"[/I][/I][/color][/I][/font]
[font="Arial"][color="PaleTurquoise"]"Frowning, Chronicler opened his mouth, buth Bast held up a hand to stop him. 'No, listen. I've got it now. You meet a girl: shy, unassuming. If you tell her she's beautiful, she'll think you're sweet, but she won't believe you. She knows that beauty lies in your beholding.' Bast gave a grudging shrug. 'And sometimes that's enough.' His eyes brightened. 'But there's a better way. You show her she is beautiful. You make mirrors of your eyes, prayers of your hands against her body. It is hard, very hard, but when she truly believes you...' Bast gestured excitedly. 'Suddenly the story she tells herself in her own head changes. She transforms. She isn't [I]seen as [I]beautiful. She is [I]beautiful, seen.'"[/I][/I][/color][/I][/font]
[color="PaleTurquoise"]-The Name of the Wind[/color]
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Tatsu - Posts: 31
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Granted. Saturday came last weekend, and will never come again.
I wish we had Saturday back.
I wish we had Saturday back.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, but only on the second Tuesday of each month, causing mass confusion and a small time discontinuity. And we all know what that means...bacon will flood the streets as eggs roam the sidewalks.
I wish that the cafeteria served better breakfasts.
I wish that the cafeteria served better breakfasts.
The sometime President of the Goof Off!
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QtheQreater - Posts: 727
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Granted. Now watch as the prices skyrocket and lunch/supper become so mediocre that it's practically inedible.
I wish I could think of what to do for my welding project.
I wish I could think of what to do for my welding project.
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Ante Bellum - Posts: 1347
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Granted, but you lose all ability to carry out your ideas.
I wish that swords really could cut through buildings.
I wish that swords really could cut through buildings.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted... if by "building" you mean "large cardboard boxes the homeless live in."
I wish I had my own personal ramen chef on call at any hour of the day.
I wish I had my own personal ramen chef on call at any hour of the day.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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OK, you can have that. But one day, he decides to throw off the yoke of ramen servitude that you have put upon him, and to that end, he tosses a few pinches of arsenic in your next bowl of ramen.
I wish I had a copy of Radiant Silvergun, and that I had a Japanese Sega Saturn to play it on.
I wish I had a copy of Radiant Silvergun, and that I had a Japanese Sega Saturn to play it on.
We are loved even though we suck.
Psalms 37:37 (NHEB)
Mark the perfect man, and see the upright, for there is a future for the man of peace.
Psalms 37:37 (NHEB)
Mark the perfect man, and see the upright, for there is a future for the man of peace.
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Davidizer13 - Posts: 1080
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Granted, but you have to know Japanese.
I wish my Wii came with old-school NES games.
I wish my Wii came with old-school NES games.
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
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--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
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click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
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Granted, but they're all crappy games like Total Recall, Hudson Hawk, and Deadly Towers.
I wish I could control time and space by belching.
I wish I could control time and space by belching.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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Granted, your belches are so rank that you can clear a significant space for a surprisingly long time with each belch. Of course, the belches both smell and taste like what ought to come out the other end, so... not the most pleasant ability to use by any measure.
I wish that Barack Obama had super powers.
I wish that Barack Obama had super powers.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, but they're all belch-based, and we've seen how well THOSE work out...
I wish Johnny the Homicidal Maniac was a crossing guard.
I wish Johnny the Homicidal Maniac was a crossing guard.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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Granted, but he kills all jaywalkers.
I wish for world peace on our planet. (hah! Bet you wouldn't dare corrupt that one!)
I wish for world peace on our planet. (hah! Bet you wouldn't dare corrupt that one!)
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
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--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
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Granted. We now fight all our violent, deadly wars in SPACE. (HA!)
I wish Code Red Mountain Dew was the official drink of snail hunters.
I wish Code Red Mountain Dew was the official drink of snail hunters.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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Granted, but the fact that snails don't actually hunt makes it a moot issue.
I wish that churches could transmute holy water into wine.
I wish that churches could transmute holy water into wine.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted. But churches become corrupted liquor stores.
I wish....I had a Starbucks shop in my kitchen.
I wish....I had a Starbucks shop in my kitchen.
Jeremiah 29:11-"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord,"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
"All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players; they have their entrances and their exits and one man in his time plays many parts."-Will Shakespeare
@)}~ carry this rose in your sig, as thanks, to all the CAA Moderators
"All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players; they have their entrances and their exits and one man in his time plays many parts."-Will Shakespeare
@)}~ carry this rose in your sig, as thanks, to all the CAA Moderators
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Phantom_Sorano - Posts: 909
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Granted, which means your kitchen is always full of trendy college poseurs and their laptops... oh, and everything you own is now vastly overpriced.
I wish I owned a pair of goggles that allowed me to see into the future.
I wish I owned a pair of goggles that allowed me to see into the future.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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Granted, but you can't see the present where you are about to trip over a rock and fall off a cliff. So, have a nice trip...
I wish that pun had been better...
I wish that pun had been better...
CAA's Resident Starcraft Expert
goldenspines wrote:Its only stealing if you don't get caught.
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Peanut - Posts: 2432
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Granted. But that new pun is the last one you can ever come up with.
(That sounded too mean....sorry Mr. Peanut.)
I wish that I can finished all of my deadlines by tonight!
(That sounded too mean....sorry Mr. Peanut.)
I wish that I can finished all of my deadlines by tonight!
Jeremiah 29:11-"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord,"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
"All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players; they have their entrances and their exits and one man in his time plays many parts."-Will Shakespeare
@)}~ carry this rose in your sig, as thanks, to all the CAA Moderators
"All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players; they have their entrances and their exits and one man in his time plays many parts."-Will Shakespeare
@)}~ carry this rose in your sig, as thanks, to all the CAA Moderators
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Phantom_Sorano - Posts: 909
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Granted. All of your deadlines finish tonight. Not the projects, mind you, just the deadlines. Now every single project you've got is behind schedule.
I wish I could disintegrate things at will.
I wish I could disintegrate things at will.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Ouch...that was mean....*sniff*
Granted, but in the process of disintegrating everything, you also disintegrate yourself.
Granted, but in the process of disintegrating everything, you also disintegrate yourself.
Jeremiah 29:11-"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord,"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
"All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players; they have their entrances and their exits and one man in his time plays many parts."-Will Shakespeare
@)}~ carry this rose in your sig, as thanks, to all the CAA Moderators
"All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players; they have their entrances and their exits and one man in his time plays many parts."-Will Shakespeare
@)}~ carry this rose in your sig, as thanks, to all the CAA Moderators
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Phantom_Sorano - Posts: 909
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You forgot to make a wish, Soran.
I'll make one. I wish Ranma's curse would break.
I'll make one. I wish Ranma's curse would break.
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
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click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
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Granted, but that's because it was over-written by a hideous genetic mutation. Ranma's now The Incredible Hulk.
I wish that one guy who did that one thing that one time did this other thing instead.
I wish that one guy who did that one thing that one time did this other thing instead.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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Granted, that one guy who did that one thing that one time did this other thing instead, but you wished you had instead wished for that thing you forgot by some time later on.
I WISH FOR MORE SNOW! Here. ACCROSS ALL OF FLAGSTAFF!!! IN LARGE QUANTITIES!
I WISH FOR MORE SNOW! Here. ACCROSS ALL OF FLAGSTAFF!!! IN LARGE QUANTITIES!
FKA Pascal
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Dante - Posts: 1323
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Granted, Flagstaff is now a major cocaine trafficking hub.
I wish that more people would recognize unicode as being vital to their lives.
I wish that more people would recognize unicode as being vital to their lives.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, but they're all so apathetic, they simply don't care.
I wish Fruity Pebbles really WERE a part of my ballanced breakfast.
I wish Fruity Pebbles really WERE a part of my ballanced breakfast.
[font="Book Antiqua"][color="Purple"]For the love of Christ controls us, having concluded this: that one died for all, therefore all died; and he that died for all, so that they who live might no longer live for themselves, but for Him who died and rose again on their behalf. II Corinthians 5:14-15[/color][/font]
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Blitzkrieg1701 - Posts: 1884
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Granted, but since they now contain actual fruit, they expire in a week.
I wish 4Kids filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy.
I wish 4Kids filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy.
[color="Orange"]People are so crazy these days. If you are one of those crazy ppl, then copy this into your sig![/color]:dizzy:
MOES. "Take off every sig for great justice"
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What I'll be reviewing in the future:
SoulTaker (soon to start)
Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid. Proverbs 12:1
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