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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:18 am

Granted, you receive what a panel of professional food critics from across the world just voted to be the worst pepperoni pizza in the recorded history of food. Enjoy!

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Postby Dr.Faust » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:25 pm

Granted but its canceled.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:34 pm

Granted, but you have to plant and water them. Now they're worthless cause they're soggy and dirty.


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Postby Dr.Faust » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:36 pm

Granted but you have no fans

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:18 pm

Granted. You broke into their homes and stole their CD collections. Then you got caught and convicted, and you're on your way to jail.

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Postby Blacklight » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:02 pm

The dragon in question does indeed eat your enemies, but then turns around and eats your computer, TV, CDs and the neighbors' cat, and then wanders across country eating random stuff :-O , how is it stopped? you waste your next wish on wishing you had never even made the original wish in the first place. Thus, your wish is corrupted.

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Postby Dr.Faust » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:30 pm

Granted but your computer is broken

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:27 pm

Granted. You own an audio recording of a fangirl squeeing over something or other.

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Postby Dr.Faust » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:38 am

Grantied but its poop filled

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:14 pm

Granted, your knees do not posses a single unit of frequency, defined as the number of complete cycles per second: the basic unit of frequency in the International System of Units (SI), and used worldwide in both general-purpose and scientific contexts. They're still in considerable pain, though.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:19 pm

Granted, but only because you keep writing that post over and over again, and are unable to stop. Also, you are unable to write anything other than that post, regardless of context.

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:24 pm

Granted. You have a fish tank sturdy enough to not crack in battle conditions. No guarantees are made regarding the safety of the FISH, mind you...

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Postby rocklobster » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:22 pm

Granted, but your sense of direction sucks. You keep flying into buildings, trees, and pretty much everything.
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Postby Blacklight » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:29 pm

Granted, but all the good ones dissappear.

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Postby Garland » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:27 pm

Granted, but in order to become not sick, you go back in time and get stuck and can't move, think or do anything because you stop at the moment before getting sick.

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Postby Blacklight » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:10 pm

Granted, but you still have homework... forever...

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Postby Peanut » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:14 pm

Granted, but that something is nothing.

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Postby WhiteMage212 » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:12 pm

Granted. But you lost it a second ago.

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Postby Mr. Hat'n'Clogs » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:25 pm

Granted, but psycho old people burn you at the stake because they think you are satanic.

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Postby WhiteMage212 » Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:31 pm

Granted. But he only notices you bEcause you you had the biggest and ugliest zit ever and then never looks at you for the rest of his life.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:37 pm

Granted, but only for your "countdown till bannage" quota.

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Postby animeguild53 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:13 am

granted, but it will not turn on again...


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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:36 pm

Granted, you get a single day's vacation locked in a damp, smelly shack in a back alley in Tokyo that's also the home of a mean, diseased bulldog. Oh, and you're responsible for covering all the travel costs there and back yourself. Enjoy!

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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:16 pm

Granted, but then you are mistaken for a Meyerpire and are smothered by Twitards/killed by Twilight haters. I'm not sure if there's any way out of that one, BYE!

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Postby Peanut » Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:18 pm

Granted, you find it in a pile of elephant dung during a trip to the zoo.

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:06 pm

Granted. In fact, now it's BEEN Christmas break for so long that it'll be OVER tomorrow. Hope you had fun!

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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:38 pm

Granted, but it's lost forever because the dryer ate it.

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Postby foreverHis888 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:31 pm

granted, but they all attack you with their welding torches and corner you
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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:40 pm

Granted, but we all know what that means...

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Postby rocklobster » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:45 am

Granted, but you didn't say you wanted to wake up, so you don't.
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