Corrupted wish game

Postby **BubblegumNinja** » Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:11 am

Granted, but they never bother.

I wish I could be more decisive.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:37 pm

Granted, but you must sacrifice your critical thinking in order to do it. Thus, you now decide quickly and resolutely, but it's completely at random and usually wrong.

I wish I hadn't just described how most people decide things anyway.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:58 am

Granted, but the thread dies.
I wish I had a laptop computer.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:30 pm

Granted but it crashes as soon as you use it.

I wish this thread wouldn't be left to fall deep beneath the pages of Goof Off ever again...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:36 pm

Granted, now it goes there of its own accord and takes every thread with more than 124 posts down with it.

I wish the trees would start singing the Zambian national anthem.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:46 pm

Granted, but their voices are like nails being drawn across a chalkboard while knives scratch the enamel of a plate. The sound resonates through yours and everyone else's ears causing everyone's brain to melt from that horrible sound.

I wish for a new brain.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:35 pm

granted, but it belonged to the Joker.

MAL · Postby **Mr. Hat'n'Clogs** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:39 pm

I wish CAA was a giant coffehouse with a large park nearby.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:18 pm

Granted, but Kaligraphic and Peanut drink all the coffee, get some serious caffeine highs, and proceed to eat all park benches, frisbees, picnic baskets, and small dogs in the park. No one's chihuahua is safe.

I wish my left thumb was my right thumb, and my right thumb was my left thumb.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:34 pm

Granted but the surgery to switch them caused them to lose their opposableness and makes picking things quite difficult.

I wish this caffeine high wouldn't be followed with *Peanut falls asleep while writing this post*

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:49 pm

Granted. It's now followed with "*peanut suffers a massive, caffeine-induced heart explosion*

I wish "C is for Cookie" really WAS good enough for me.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:36 am

Granted, any time someone wants something from you, saying "C is for Cookie" is sufficient to convince you to do it.

I wish that there would be a decent Batman/Fantastic Four/X-Men crossover movie released in 2010.

Postby **Dante** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:37 am

Granted... but it's a decent romance outlining a love triangle between the joker, the invisible woman and Wolverine... and by the end of the movie it turns into a psychological thriller about how Wolverine is losing his mind and is only imagining the Joker and the Invisible woman in his head... and it turns out he doesn't really have metal claws in his hands and the flashbacks of the other x-men were made up... he was only just a comic fan boy gone too far.

I wish I had less homework!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:42 am

Granted, now you do all the work in class, which now lasts pretty much all day.

I wish that one guy over there would stop doing that.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:42 am

Granted, but now someone else decides to annoy you.
I wish I was able to read minds.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:42 pm

Granted, but doing so causes the subject's head to explode.

I wish I had head-explody

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:46 pm

granted, but you're dead.
I wish I was half-human, half Greek god

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:55 pm

Granted you are now the son of Adephagia, goddess of gluttony, and Weird Al...but hey, you're half Greek god, half human.

I wish for the will to write more of my NanoWrimo novel...

Postby **Blacklight** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:18 pm

Your wish is granted, you finish your novel, but then, when you leave home, someone breaks into your house and steals your work and publishes it as their own.

I wish I could come up with a better corruption.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:42 pm

Granted, but the results are so corrupt that it gets you banned.

I wish Blacklight was no longer banned.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:55 pm

Granted, now you are instead.

I wish that Ark would come back.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:05 pm

Granted, the Ark of the covenant has been returned to Israel, bring about singing and celebration...oh wait you meant THAT Ark as in Ark the person...my bad...

I wish for the end of chapel fines.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:00 pm

Granted, now they are chapel FIRES. If you miss chapel, they set you on fire.

I wish for the batmobile.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:03 pm

Granted but it quickly looses a wheel and that darn joker gets away.

I wish for a flame retardant suit.

Postby **Blacklight** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:21 pm

A suit that makes the wearer retarded then catches fire... granted.

I wish for super-drawing-ability!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:24 pm

Granted, but it also messes up your mind too.
I wish that "Think with your dipstick" commericial stopped airing.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:40 pm

Granted. It's thoroughly air dried now, so they can play it even more.

Ante wishes that Ante could finish NaNo.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:46 pm

Grated but the the ending sucks

I wish I had JTHM

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:15 pm

Granted, you are now the proud owner of a copy of Jurgen Moltmann's Theology of Hope. Which, if you take the first letters of Jurgen, Moltmann, Theology, and Hope and then rearrange them, you get JTHM. Sadly, understanding Moltmann's work, will be far more difficult...

I wish this one page book critique would just write itself.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:13 am

Granted. It writes itself as a stirring call to murder you - and thousands respond. You are soon murdered on the instigation of your own comic.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza.

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