Corrupted wish game

Postby **animaniac** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:18 am

granted but the 2 extra hours are the only ones that you are alloud to sleep during.

i wish i knew how to work windows movie maker.

Postby **F.M Disciple** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:37 pm

Granted, but microsoft just released a new version of movie maker five minutes ago. Making your knowledge of the previous movie maker useless.

I wish That I could come up with the first blockbuster American Anime.
(Sounds weird I know an American anime, but this is the wish fourm.)

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:27 am

Granted, but it's a blockbuster failure.
I wish Cartoon Network aired Naruto Shippuden.

Postby **MangArtist** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:06 am

Granted, but the replace the Naruto characters with random Cartoon Network characters.

I wish to be... AN ALL POWERFUL GENIE!!!!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:07 pm

Granted. You gain fantastic cosmic powers, but are confined to an itty bitty living space (a lamp). Oh, and you can't use your powers for yourself, but only to grant your master's will. Oh, and your master is Hitler.

I wish that Hitler didn't have an all-powerful genie.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:08 pm

Granted. Now he IS an all-powerful genie!

I wish I was master of the all-powerful Hitler Genie.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:42 pm

Granted, but whatever you wish for, all he does is summon latkes and sing Nazi songs.

I wish that Hitler would summon pizzas for us all.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:06 pm

Granted but it's laced with...wait for it...C4! Because everyone knows pizzas taste better with explosives.

Ante wishes that Ante had some nukes to with that pizza.

Postby **Esoteric** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:36 pm

Granted, but Ante gets some killer heartburn.

I wish people would give me money whenever I asked for it.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:32 pm

Granted, but you have no mouth to ask, and you really must scream.

I wish that Esoteric wasn't a figure of existential horror.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:08 pm

Granted...now you are.

Ante wishes to have Ante's mind erased of the horror that is Amy Winehouse.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:56 pm

Granted but now you forced to lesten to Paris Hilten

I wish Right Stuf would give me my money back

Postby **Reon** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:10 pm

Granted, only money has depreciated in value DRASTICALLY.

I wish the temperature outside of the pool was always a little bit hotter.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:16 am

Granted:But it keeps incriseing in temp tell its as hot as the sun

I wish I could meet Johnny Copper

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:09 pm

Granted, but he gives you a restraining order
I wish I was a soul reaper

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:32 pm

Granted. You are a laborer on a farm tasked with reaping 200 acres of wheat. By hand. And you are the sole reaper.

I wish I had a fresh, hot pepperoni pizza right now.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:38 pm

Granted but You get in a fight withe the Sole Sicity

I wish for a DS

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:49 pm

Granted, but all you can ever do with it is watch cheesy 80's movies (not even good movies...cheesy beyond the point of cheesiness) and the occassional RickRoll. Plus it gets stolen every few days but because it also regulates your house you need it back.

Ante wishes for the ability to play musical instruments, namely a piano/keyboard piano. Because that would be awesome.

Postby **Cherubiel** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:14 pm

Granted!...Thing is, everytime you make an error in note, a blood vessel within your body clogs up, leading into extreme death.?

I Wish...That my manga will become a HIT franchise that will make All readers cry in the end.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:31 am

Granted, the franchise will hit rock bottom because of the excessive crying.

Ante wishes that Ante could catch up in movies that need to be watched.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:43 am

Granted. You no longer "need to watch" any movies. You're up to date. In fact, you'll never "need to watch" anything ever again, because you're blind.

I wish that Adolf Hitler had a reality TV show.

Postby **Cherubiel** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:44 am

Granted! Youtube now has an exclusive reality TV show, Too bad the Americans ruin the parade in the Judgment.

I wish that all the music these days would just vanish, and Genesis would arrive back in tour! ^_^

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:39 am

Granted, now the world is a boring place.
I wish unicorns really existed.

Postby **Cherubiel** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:47 am

Granted, to bad they don't exist anymore
An animal called the Re’em (Hebrew: רְאֵם‎) is mentioned in several places in the Hebrew Bible. (so maybe?) "The allusions to the re'em as a wild, un-tamable animal of great strength and agility, with mighty horn or horns.

I wish I could see a Leviathan!!!! O' my!

Postby **Davidizer13** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:29 pm

Granted. Not only do you see a Leviathan, you see the inside of it. 'Cause it eats you.

I wish I had a stuffed Anomalocaris. Everyone wants a Cambrian stingray-worm predator toy, don't they?

Postby **Cherubiel** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:44 pm

granted but it eats your children

I wish fo/////

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:53 pm

Granted, but no one knows what you wished for.
I wish I had a giant robot.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:56 am

Granted, but it goes berserk and kills you.

I wish for delicious pastries.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:05 pm

Granted, but they had parasites of some sort.

I wish for a calculator.

Postby **S.M.O.G.** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:52 pm

Granted, but you bebome so super intellegent that you don't need a calculator. So intellegent, that you go insane, and all you know is math.

I wish I didn't fail at life.

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