Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:44 pm

Granted. Hope you enjoy playing StarFox Monopoly!

I wish I was around when cool things happen.

Postby **Reon** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:22 pm

Granted, your in the same vicinity - you just happen to never see them =/

I wish every movie I knew of was edited to be PG.
(I'm watching Snatch right now, flipping awesome movie, love the Boondock Saints, Braveheart - def all in my top 10 - just wish ... yeah ...)

"Driving down the street with your head in my window, wudda you think I'm doin?"

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:44 pm

Granted, but they become horribly cheesy and are simply terrible.

I wish I knew where my good Gamecube controller is...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:01 pm

Granted. It's encased in an iceberg off the coast of Greenland. Hope that helps.

I wish I had gone to bed two hours ago.

Postby **Reon** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:58 am

Granted, you go to bed two hours ago but miss a chance to make an epic post at 11:01PM.

I wish I went to bed, only would sleep for four hours, but get the equivalent of 12 hours of sleep within those four hours.

Postby **Reon** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:07 pm

Wish granted, making this anonymous quote no longer super special to me =(

[] If you never felt pain,
[] Then how would you know that I am a Healer?
[][] If you never had to pray,
[][] How would you know that I am a Deliverer?
[] If you never had a trial,
[] How could you call yourself an overcomer?
[][] If you never felt sadness,
[][] How would you know that I am a Comforter?
[] If you never made a mistake,
[] How would you know that I am forgiving?
[][] If you knew all,
[][] How would you know that I will answer your questions?
[] If you never were in trouble,
[] How would you know that I will come to your rescue?
[][] If you never were broken,
[][] Then how would you know that I can make you whole?
[] If you never had a problem,
[] How would you know that I can solve them?
[][] If you never had any suffering,
[][] Then how would you know what I went through for you?
[] If you never went through the fire,
[] Then how would you become pure?
[][] If I gave you all things,
[][] How would you appreciate them?
[] If I never corrected you,
[] How would you know that I love you?
[][] If you had all power,
[][] Then how would you learn to depend on Me?
[] If your life was perfect,
[] Then what would you need Me for?"
[][][] AUTHOR UNKNOWN [][][]

I wish for the power of teleportation.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:36 pm

Granted, but those powers do not include intuitive knowledge of all locations in existence, you're just jumping blind. Have fun enhabiting the inside of a brick wall!

I wish I had the power to RAWK!

Postby **jim_wijit** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:37 am

Granted. You are a chicken.

I wish that the movie "Space Buddies" never existed. It hurts my brain to think about it existing.

Postby **Reon** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:37 am

Granted, "Space Buddies" never existed. The sentence you just read makes no sense to you. Hey guess what! This new movie trilogy just came out! "Fellowship of the Space Buddies", "A Tale of Space Buddies" and "Return of the Space Buddies".

I wish that Chuck Norris cried (I hear his tears cure cancer).

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:04 am

Granted, but the claims of his tears curing cancer are just rumors. They can't cure anything.
I wish Galaxy Express 999 was a happier series.

Postby **Reon** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:08 am

Granted, but only get happy if you listen to the series and not watch it; and the audio version isn't that good.

I wish everything on your computer was 3D, you had to wear gloves to type into the air and were able to move things with those gloves in the 3D world. Epic.

Postby **HondaTooru** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:07 pm

Granted, all of the above applies to rocklobster's computer, but sadly, not yours.

I wish my toilet was a bidet; this one will do: http://www.stacksandstacks.com/bidet-toilet-seat-ultimate/

The ultimate in butt comfort. :grin:

Postby **Roxas2210** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:43 pm

Granted, but it shatters the first time you go in the bathroom

I wish that it wasnt so hot here x_x

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:00 am

Granted, your room is covered in ice.
I wish Cartoon Network realized how stupid playing live-action shows is.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:56 pm

Granted. But then they decide that it's an exercise in post-modernism and go 100% live-action.

I wish that India and Brazil were connected by a land bridge.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:45 am

Granted, but that land bridge crosses a fault line and after three earthquakes, it collaspes.
I wish Disney had done a better job with The Black Cauldron.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:39 pm

Granted. After years of effort from the finest minds in their field, Disney has now created the ultimate large mouthed metal pot or kettle for cooking and/or boiling over an open fire. Unfortunately, that movie they made that's named after it is still flawed.

I wish I actually accomplished meaningful things on a regular basis.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:29 am

Granted, but no one is around to share the accomplishments.
I wish I could meet at least one CAA member in real life.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:40 pm

Granted, but you don't realize it.

I wish I could do Star Trek beaming.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:43 pm

Granted, but you beam straight into a large rock (hey, it happened sometimes)

I wish I had an album of David Bowie singing campfire songs.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:56 pm

Granted, but they are covered by Britney Spears.

I wish I had a donut.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:35 pm

Granted, but it's a forbidden donut. Which means it steals...
[SIZE="7"]YOUR SOUL!:evil:[/SIZE]
I wish that there was another Final Fantasy Seven movie.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:25 pm

Granted, but it's a porno about Cloud and Sephiroth being gay lovers.

I wish that I wasn't absolutely sure that someone had rule 34'd that already.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:39 am

Granted but its about Vencent's game.

I wish for a digital keybord.

Postby **ProphetGirl16** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:45 am

Granted, it's hologram! XD
I wish for insperation on my art.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:44 am

Granted, but it's a painting of cereal, and it goes against modern art, so it doesn't sell when other things like that(or worse, like an upside down toilet seat) sell for millions.

I wish weed-eaters weren't bulimic.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:14 am

Granted, now they're anorexic and don't work at all.

I wish for a time machine.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:22 am

Granted here's a watch that keeps time...Eastern Time that is...and you can't change it ever...

I wish for the power of 6 Billion wishes!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:30 pm

Granted. All the electrical energy involved in signalling the next 6 billion wishes arcs through you, giving you a nasty electric shock.

I wish for a dreadnought.

Postby **Midori** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:11 am

Granted. It's called...the Titanic.

I wish for 26-hour-long days.

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