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Postby Garland » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:31 am

Granted. You do know what anime to watch next but all of the copies in the universe are instantly destroyed.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:47 am

Granted, you are now stalked by many, many fangirls, which leaves you feeling paranoid at all times. By this time, it becomes like "I am Legend" except, with screaming fangirls instead of freaky humans :)

I wish for ALL THE POWER OF THE WOOOORRRRRLLLLLDDDD!!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Postby Ante Bellum » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:14 am

Granted, but its after some sort of nuclear war so that the only power left is in the form of cockroaches and Twinkies.

I wish that myth was true.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:30 am

Granted. The myth that blood thirsty monsters live under your bed is very true. You're their next victim.

I wish for Invader Zim Gir shoes.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:48 am

Granted, but then the monsters eat you.

I wish I wasn't dead.
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Postby Reon » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:10 pm

Granted, but since your really alive - you die.

I wish Lil Ninja would keep making up people's wishes and corrupted wishes, because the whole I Am Legend Fangirl Attack scenario is a great corrupted wish.
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Postby Roxas2210 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:06 pm

Granted, but you are now the next victim of the zombies.

I wish my computer wasnt so slow. =[
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:22 pm

Granted, it now moves faster than the speed of light, thus rendering the screen useless.

I wish there was an Olympic medal for jousting.
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Postby -Frail-Dreams- » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:56 pm

Granted, nope, nevermind, I'm joust kidding!

I wish my foot didn't hurt, so I could go running.
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Postby Reon » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:34 pm

Granted, your foot no longer hurts and you start running. Problem is, everytime you start running your arms start to hurt.

I wish I could create food like WoW Mages.
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Postby Squeakmaster » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:38 pm

Congratulations, you can now create fortune cookies that are 12 years out of date. Viel Spass!/Have fun!

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:47 pm

Granted, but you are now morally obligated to go create food for every starving child on the face of the Earth, dooming you to wander all your days on your endless quest.

I wish my dreams were entirely about Godzilla dancing to Japanese pop songs.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:02 pm

Granted, but then you can never wake up. Ever.

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Postby jim_wijit » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:29 pm

Granted. If by entry you mean re-entry into the atmosphere. Without thermal shielding.

I wish the news only showed awesome things that happened that day and wasn't depressing.
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Postby Reon » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:51 pm

Granted, but the paper fails because of people's hearts naturally being evil (biblical) and their lack of interest.

(btw papers have been done like that =/ and errrr BOOM!)

I wish being naked wasn't something Adam and Eve had been ashamed about after they had eaten the fruit. (so much fashion sense now adays)
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Postby Peanut » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:04 pm

Granted, but with Nate on this planet...this won't end well...at all...

I wish my big toe was better....
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Postby jim_wijit » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:42 pm

Granted. But all your other toes get jealous and start conspiring against it.

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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:44 pm

Granted. You have the resources. In your dream. Have fun sleeping.


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Postby Peanut » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:48 pm

Granted but no matter how hard you try, I'll always be one step ahead of you.

I wish these good times wouldn't end.
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Postby Reon » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:20 pm

Granted, but they do as better times await. Somewhat corrupting as well as granting your wish.

I wish apples just appeared. Everywhere.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:32 pm

Granted, but they soon start oppressing the other fruits, leading to a bloody pear uprising.

I wish I got paid for sleeping.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:59 pm

granted, but you never wake up. to bad, i guess you won't need all that money then...

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Postby Peanut » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:24 pm

Granted but it's been replaced with pictures of Nate shirtless (including Laser Nipples Nate).

I wish Funimation's video portal would start working for me again.
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Postby -Frail-Dreams- » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:40 pm

Granted, but it only play's "Super Milk Chan".

I wish for more coffee, cooler storms, and...a cinnamon roll. XD
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Postby jadeTheshade » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:24 pm

granted.
but the coffee is cold, you freeze to death from the coolest storm ever, and i ate the cinnamon roll...XD

i wish for happiness...
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Postby Seed of Hope » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:09 pm

Granted, granted, & granted. But sadly you drown in a tidal wave of stale coffee, and for a storm you get a extremely cold and jaw dropping storm that blows down your home (took both meanings of cool), and last but not least, your left in a forsaken desert with nothing but a poisonous cinnamonn roll, and soon you slowly succumb to its spicy waft...and die.

anyway! I wish that Miyamoto would pass along his technique of making marvilous Zelda games to a honest and hardworking fellow to ensure the survival of Zelda in the future!
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:42 pm

Granted, but that individual only keeps the job for 1 year untill he passes it off to someone far less capable who runs the franchise into the ground.

I wish someone would make a decent Sonic game.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:50 am

Granted, the object of the game is to hit a target pitch perfectly. It's designed to train people to sing better. There are no hedgehogs in it, though.

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Postby Reon » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:55 am

Granted, but its only 5 minutes long in playtime.

I wish only the original Sonic games existed.
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:35 am

Granted, but now all those other good games Sega made don't exist either.
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