Corrupted wish game

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:24 pm

Granted, but you live in the freezer after a weird serial killer got to you.

I wish I had the new mewithoutYou album.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:42 pm

Granted, but it's the new album that they haven't recorded yet. It's a completely blank cd.

I wish that an octopus ruled the world.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:59 pm

Granted, but you are its servant and have to make it food and broadcast (while translating) everything it says.

I wish my friends didn't live so far away.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:17 pm

Granted, now they live right in your bedroom. And they never leave. Ever.
I wish I had access to the Batmobile.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:02 pm

Granted, you are granted access so that you can wash gunk off the tires and scrape bugs off the front. Nothing else.

I wish zombies could be trained to serve as a safe, reliable labor force.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:54 pm

Granted, but they still have the horrible stench of death.
I wish I was enrolled at the school in Azumanga Daioh.

Postby **Reon** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:10 pm

Granted, but the illustrator Kiyohiko Azuma draws you without any body parts. Your like the mascot at the school =) You get straight A's!

I wish money grew instead of armpit hair.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:16 pm

Granted, but who wants to handle sweaty smelly money from your armpits?

I wish I had the power to black list random people.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:14 pm

Granted, you can now randomly include black people on a meaningless list.

I wish my teeth were made of rubies.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:20 pm

Granted, but I steal them and sell them.

I wish I could think of something epic for tomorrow.

Postby **Reon** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:20 pm

Granted, you think of something epic. A giant robot called a "Gundam". The only problem is you can't figure out how to get it out of your head!

I wish (hope) for tomorrow to go well and that a friend has a great birthday party as well as my day at work going well

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:38 pm

Granted, but then the next day is the absolute opposite.

I wish my computer was faster.

Postby **Reon** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:32 pm

Granted, it becomes so incredibly fast - processing speed, internet speed, that the government shows up at your house in under an hour taking your computer because as they tell you "something's not right".

I wish I could be at where I'm supposed to be in 5 minutes.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:47 pm

Granted, but then the government comes and takes you away to lock up with my computer.

I wish my programs weren't so expensive...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:59 pm

Granted, they are now SLIGHTLY less expensive. Like, a few cents less. Whoopie.

I wish I could bend soda cans with my mind.

Postby **Reon** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:48 am

Granted, you can bend soda cans with your mind. After the soda can becomes bent from you using your mind, a black hole opens up everytime. Not cool man.

or your wish can become granted, but its with your actual mind, aka: brain. The only way to bend them is to take it literally out of your head... which would cause death. Don't!

I wish you could send in your old ipod for a new ipod touch.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:58 am

Granted, but you'll have to pay an obnoxious fee if you want to download any songs for it. Especially since the songs already on the ipod are nothing but boy bands.
I wish boy bands were no longer just tools of the recording industry and only those with actual talent got jobs in the recording industry.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:02 pm

Granted. Now boy bands are the entirety of the recording industry, and only those with talent for shameless self-promotion and at least a passing familiarity with Auto-Tune can get jobs in the industry.

I wish for a lemon pie.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:37 pm

granted, but it's the ultra-sour kind.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:38 pm

I wish for Rocklobster to remember wishing.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:55 pm

Granted, but then, somewhere far off in the cold cruel world, pudding gets thrown out of a flying dresser.

I wish people would remember the pudding.

Postby **Reon** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:03 am

Granted, people remember the pudding and all toss a penny towards the memorial.

I wish I could hug pudding still.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:27 am

granted but the pudding doesn't love you.
I wish I was a famous writer.

Postby **Reon** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:38 am

Granted.

Reporter:
"Rocklobster, how does it feel to be the most famous writer alive!?"

Rocklobster:
" . . . "

Reporter:
"Is everything ok Rocklobster?"

Rocklobster:
*begins writing*

Reporter:
"He appears to be writing something folks, one moment . . . It says -I can no longer talk-. It appears we'll have to finish this interview in written form."

*Funeral Music Play*

Postby **ADXC** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:30 am

Reon, you're supposed to make a wish.

Oh wait maybe you did.

Granted, but a absence of a wish means an immediate heart attack! (Thank you Death Note.)

I wish I had enough money for a certain college.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:06 pm

Granted. You now have enough money to afford Shady Unaccredited Internet University. I'm sure you'll go far with THAT degree!

I wish that now was then and then was later.

Postby **Reon** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:27 pm

Granted, now is then and then is later. The then thats later is now. You just time traveled and missed a portion of your life. How precious time can be.

I wish that I could go on a plane ride somewhere where nature it abundant.

Postby **Garland** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:08 pm

Granted, but your plane crashes in the jungle with a tribe of natives. They speak in a language that you cannot understand proceed swarm you and make you their next meal.

I wish that this wish could become a paradox.

(Paradoxes are fun!)

Postby **Roxas2210** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:12 pm

Granted, but you then never leave a chunk of 10 seconds and is lost forever to the world and the universe.

I wish I had a girlfriend

Postby **Reon** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:21 pm

Granted, you get a girlfriend. Since you decided not to wait on God's timing and do things your own way you have to go through much more trial and tribulation then you would have if you'd had waited. CORRUPTION COMPLETE! =/

I wish I knew exactly what anime I should watch next.

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