Corrupted wish game

Postby **Gelka** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:41 am

Granted. But, it just explodes for the fun of it.

I wish I had a hot air balloon.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:44 am

Granted, but I blast it with the fireblaster I "borrowed" from you.

I wish Gelka's fireblaster had more ammo.

Postby **Gelka** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:46 am

Granted. But, it's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish my coffee wasn't so cold. ><

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:47 am

Granted, but you warm it up, and it gets colder, and you're forced to drink it.

I wish people could read my 1337 speak.

Postby **Gelka** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:48 am

Granted. but, they REALLY hate it.

I wish I were an only child. ^^

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:51 am

Granted, but then you have to do ALL the work around the house.

I wish I didn't have to do all the work around the house.

Postby **Gelka** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:52 am

Granted. But, then you live in a pig sty..

I wish I didn't have to wash the dog today.><

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:53 am

Granted, you have to wash the cow.

I wish I had more coffee. ^_^

Postby **Gelka** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:54 am

Granted. but, then I drink it.

I wish I had a pet iguana.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:51 pm

Granted, but turns out it's just a little gecko...

I wish for a hug.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri May 29, 2009 7:13 pm

Granted but it's a bear hug from a real life bear...and then he eats you...

I wish I had an army of trained bears to do my bidding.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri May 29, 2009 7:15 pm

D:
Granted, but then they eat YOU!

I wish Peanut would speak in the third person again.

*takes fire blaster and gives it back to Gelka*

Postby **Reon** » Sat May 30, 2009 3:18 pm

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Peanut begins to speak in third person again. Only this time split personalities take over the third person role, each analyzing Peanut differently. His post count quadruples because of this new odd incidence and the forum members begin to see this as an opportunity to try it themselves, in which they also begin to form split personalities that they no longer have control of. Thus... the forum insanity begins.

I wish that as the forum insanity began I am able to keep my sanity.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:07 pm

Granted, but that just makes you a target. You keep your sanity, but lose your life.

I wish for $37.50 US.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:14 pm

Granted but now everything you could purchase with that is now too expensive.
I wish I was friends with Edward from Cowboy Bebop

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat May 30, 2009 6:24 pm

Granted, if by friends you mean that you have to wash all of his dirty laundry and organize his lava lamp collection.

I wish our camera had better video taking capabilities.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:47 pm

um, for the record, Ed's a girl!
we now return you to the game.
Granted, but it also steals souls now
I wish Lucrecia didn't die

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:13 pm

Granted, Lucrecia Martel did not die. Of course, she hadn't died before your wish, and has no special exemption from death, so nothing actually changed. But your wish is technically fulfilled.

I wish that Children of an Elder God had been finished.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat May 30, 2009 9:26 pm

...Didn't know that. I have not seen it yet.
Granted, but you never know.
I wish for more Pocky. I feel guilty not being able to share it all. With people who randomly stole it from me.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:08 am

Granted but there stail

I wish I can get a grand piano and an ocrena (Zelda oh yeah)

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:07 pm

Granted, you now have a bizarre instrument that combines both a piano and an ocarina into one... and are crushed under the weight when you try to pick in up and play the ocarina half.

I wish it was two days ago right now.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:20 pm

Granted, but in England.

I wish for MORE hugs!! From actual people.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:37 pm

Granted, but recently passed strict anti-hugging laws mean that the penalties for those hugs are SEVERE.

I wish our cat could play guitar.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:39 pm

granted, but you didn't say how well he plays it
i wish aqua teen hunger force would stop playing

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:02 pm

Granted, and someone I know dies.

I wish hugs were not illegal.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:21 pm

Granted, but they are lethal.

I wish that hugs didn't kill people.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:36 am

Granted, but then I can receive hugs, which cancels out before.

I wish that I could have a hug now.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:34 am

Granted, but it's from a grizzly.("bear" hug) ku ku ku!

I wish I had a mp3 player or iPod or something of the sort.

Postby **RefractedAhav** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:07 pm

Granted, but it belonged to a mad quantom scientist first and every time a cheesy pop song is played on it, it releses millions of evil nanobots into the world that cause people to go crazy over the most mundane of fads.

I wish that I could stay motivated.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:34 pm

Granted, but you're only motivated to do things that are really quite pointless, like balancing a small stick on your finger. You balance a stick on your finger with the BEST of 'em!

I wish it didn't get so hot in the summer.

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