Corrupted wish game

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but it's "arsenic" flavored.

I wish my game update would download faster...

[Peanut]

Granted, but you computer crashes and you can't play it.

I wish I could find episodes of Burn Notice online legally...

[Gala]

Granted, but they're all in Swahili

I wish I could find some good mexican food right now

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but then you die........

I wish Gelka knew what "maille" is.

[Gala]

She learns, but then you forget your name

I wish I could have my turtle back

[Reon]

Granted, but the radiation caused it to turn into a ant.

I wish Starbucks was always free.

[Peanut]

Granted, but they go out of buisness faster then you can say "1 Skim Latte please."

I wish cellphone interference didn't exist.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now cell phones don't exist, and thus there can't be any related interference.

I wish that Barack Obama had an enormous forest green afro.

[Reon]

Granted, the reason its so enormous is to hide his new giant brain which is able to use mind control on every individual in the world. He rules - everyone. =/ Great wish Kaligraphic.

I wish Kaligraphic wrote a small description of all the regulars on the forum being very descriptive and using his mad awesome writing skills.

[Roxas2210]

Granted, but they are all writen in a code that only they can read.

I wish I was on here more

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Here more is a new and absurd street drug that eventually makes your head explode. You die in a painful and messy fashion, and the funeral is closed casket. Everybody knows how it happened, because the casket is unusually short.

I wish that Reon would write the description of the regulars instead of me.

[Reon]

Granted Reon writes the descriptions of the regulars instead of you, but only the ones who are on "here more". Considering the only one on here more is not yet insanely an avid user, he writes a sentence (or two).
"Roxas2210 was a user who liked taking pictures of himself showering his hair. He was a great contribution to society until his head exploded."

I wish Roxas had two heads and that the effects of "here more" only effected one head when people had two heads.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but then the world is launched into a nuclear war and nobody really cares anymore. In a freak shopping cart accident Roxas has one head chopped off bit still survives because be has another. All of the members of CAA hide in a fallout shelter, and Kaligraphic and Reon write descriptions about us so that we will leave something behind to society. Which, ironically, now consists of the CAA and anyone else smart enough to take cover. Thus the Darwin Awards are rendered useless.

I wish society really was smart enough so that the Darwin Awards (given to people who are extremely unintelligent and lacking in common sense and who effectively remove themselves from the gene pool) were useless.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, people are now super smart. Somebody invents a bomb that blows up the entire world. With humanity extinct, the Darwin Awards are now useless.

I wish for a stone tower.

[Gelka]

Granted. But, it falls on you.



I wish I had my own pool.

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but it's filled with arsenic.

I wish I had some more coffee.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have some more coffee - in the form of a large, murderous coffee golem who is trying to kill you.

I wish for unicorns.

[Gelka]

Granted. But, I blast em.



I wish I had my own glam squad. (not really ><)

[Ante Bellum]

Granted.

I wish that metal was super common, readily available, and environmentally friendly. Not to mention inexpensive.

[Gelka]

Granted. But, they pass a law saying you can't have any of it. ^^




I wish I were a fire bender. (like from avatar ^^)

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but you die.

I wish the medical world would recognize us for miracles and give us a ton of money.

[Peanut]

Granted, they recognize us for miracles, however do to miracles inconsistent nature, it is quickly rejected by the medical community for drugs and surgery...also they take your money back...

I wish I was a spycrab...

[Reon]

Granted, you become a crab that spies on people. People are weirded out and eat you for a delicious dinner over mashed potatoes and a creamy lemon sauce.

I wish all music was Christian music designed to worship God.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but as a result of the entire Church being focused on music, the visual arts are now entirely depraved.

I wish I had a degree in Awesome.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Your awesome levels are of a very... very... low degree. Your levels of fail, however, are insanely high.

I wish that penguins could type.

[jadeTheshade]

granted. but they then take over CAA

i wish that Harry hadn't died at the end of spiderman 3. T_T

[Reon]

Granted, turns out he didn't die ... just rested. Well... Blah blah blah. He did died. He's JUST a zombie and spreads an infection within Spiderman 4. Grab your guns superficial real people in Spiderman 4! ZOMBIES! (& spiderman)

I wish I could duplicate myself ^^

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but the world implodes.

I wish I had been able to sleep in for longer than 7:00.

[Gelka]

Graned. But, then you never wake up. (and I steal you coffee he he he he)



I wish I had another giant teddy bear.

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but it goes berserk and raids the fridge and runs away forever!!

I wish the coffee would brew faster.(A watched coffee pot never toils.)