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Postby Ante Bellum » Tue May 19, 2009 7:50 pm

Granted, but you can't remove it from any surface and eventually your fingernails fall of and catch fire.

I wish there was an easier way to back up a Windows.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue May 19, 2009 7:58 pm

Granted, but it involves scotch tape socks.

I wish Batman recorded a surf album.
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Postby Gelka » Wed May 20, 2009 8:21 am

Granted. But, it's so terrible it burns your ears off. ><


I wish I could burn every school to the ground with my fire blaster. ^^
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 20, 2009 9:36 am

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life in jail for arson - and are forced to continually repeat the second grade in there.

I wish for delicious cookies.
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Postby Gelka » Wed May 20, 2009 9:37 am

Granted. but, you can't eat them. ^^


I wish I had a giant trampoline in my room. ^^
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 20, 2009 11:06 am

Granted, but it can and does eat you.

I wish for world peace.
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Postby Gelka » Wed May 20, 2009 12:35 pm

Granted. But, then I become queen...... ^^



I wish for world peace.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Ante Bellum » Wed May 20, 2009 5:40 pm

Granted, but then you die.

I wish that cake I had wasn't so dry.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 20, 2009 9:17 pm

Granted, it was super soggy.

I wish for pretzels.
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Postby Gelka » Thu May 21, 2009 7:49 am

Granted. but, they're stale.


I wish my kittens would stop crying. ><
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Neko-Hime » Thu May 21, 2009 3:34 pm

^^ Granted, but I come and steal them! (Kittens! <3)

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Postby Ante Bellum » Thu May 21, 2009 5:40 pm

Granted, but then it completely ceases to exist.

I wish for some BOILED, MASHED, STEWED PO-TAY-TOES!
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Postby Gelka » Thu May 21, 2009 5:42 pm

Granted. But, they taste TERRIBLE!!!!!!



I wish I lived in Japan.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Neko-Hime » Thu May 21, 2009 5:58 pm

Granted, but it's during WWII... T_T

I wish I had some fabric.
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Postby Gelka » Thu May 21, 2009 6:05 pm

Granted. but, then I blast it. ^^


I wish I had a talking parrot.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Dr.Faust » Thu May 21, 2009 7:03 pm

granted but it flyies away

i wish system of a down gets back together
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Postby Reon » Sat May 23, 2009 5:45 am

Granted, they get back together... but still don't play Christian music ='(!!!!!
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I wish I got this new job in a corporate office that worked out with school etc.
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Postby Gelka » Sat May 23, 2009 6:42 am

Granted. But, then they fire you.



I wish the newest 3 in 1 Rurouni Kenshin would hurry up and come out!!!!
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Reon » Sat May 23, 2009 7:02 am

They come out so fast, that nothing is actually on them... but... a dancing kitteh.

I wish I could have this sweet workout room... that was totally naturefied.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 23, 2009 8:52 am

Granted, but it's completely worthless.

I wish I could get my video homework done this weekend.
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Postby Gelka » Sat May 23, 2009 1:19 pm

Granted. But, you get every answer wrong.




I wish I were out of school for the summer.......
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 23, 2009 3:15 pm

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I could find more of those annoying songs on YouTube. (By the way, the project is to make a video...in German.)
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Postby Gelka » Sat May 23, 2009 4:51 pm

Granted. But, they eventually get stuck in your head and your forced to hum them to yourself for the rest of your miserable life.




I wish I had super strength.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 23, 2009 5:22 pm

Granted, but you die.

I wish homemade whipped cream didn't lose its consistency.
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Postby Gelka » Sat May 23, 2009 5:33 pm

Granted. But, then YOU die.


I wish I had a room full of balloons. ^^
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby -Frail-Dreams- » Sat May 23, 2009 6:10 pm

Granted, but they all pop at once and your ears bleed.

I wish I could think of a wish.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 23, 2009 6:47 pm

Granted, but then Gelka gets blasted (it may not be your wish but I can still indirectly affect people).

I wish for pie.
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Postby Gelka » Sat May 23, 2009 7:02 pm

Granted. but, then you both (meaning Ante Bellum and Frail_Dreams) die from poisoning.



I wish the monster in my closet would go away. =.=
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 23, 2009 8:40 pm

Granted, it's gone after you also consume some poison pie.

I wish mailling wasn't so slow.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 24, 2009 7:56 am

Granted. But, then I destroy all mail delivery services. T.T



I wish I had another cup of coffee....<3
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