Corrupted wish game

[Gelka]

Granted. but, I blast you before you get there.


I wish I had claws instead of finger nails.....

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but they grow so fast you impale yourself.

I wish I were fireproof.

[Gelka]

Granted. but, then you come back to reality and I blast you.


I wish my finger nail were really long.

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but you can't go anywhere because the government makes a law that says you can't have long fingernails.

I wish I had some manga.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but I torch you and take them.

I wish that our research project would be over already!

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but it's horrible because you did it in a shorter time.

I wish I had more minions.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but due to a general shortage of minions, you get onions instead.

I wish for flower power.

[Htom Sirveaux]

Granted, but Mario beats you up to get it back.

I wish for funk.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but I torch your radio.

I wish that I was recognized for the flamethrower-wielding person that I am.

[Dr.Faust]

granted but the avatar up shows you.

i wish i had a watermelon

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but it's kamikaze.

I wish I had bigger speakers.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but they're so big, they blow your head off.. Not a pretty sight.. Not a pretty sight at all.. And the worst part is, you lose your receipt so you can't take them back.

I wish I could do something amazing today. (come on, wish givers, make this one good XD)

[Gelka]

Granted. But, a herd of elves come and take you away to make you the queen of a top secret land called B.E.E.'s where your forced to eat honey and sing the I love you song for the rest of your life.


I wish I had more fire blasters.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but I torch them and cause a massive explosion.

I seriously wish I had better Internet in my room.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but you must endure worse screen, speakers, keyboard, and mouse to get it.

I wish I could accomplish things as fast as I want to.

[Moonmonk]

*Granted, but you lose the will to want things done

I wish I had a giant battle snail to ride around crushing my enemies with.

[Gelka]

Granted. But, it eventually turns on you and crushes you along with all of your enemies.


I wish I had my own skate park.

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but you end up falling and breaking 90 bones. And you're in the hospital for two years.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you died.

I wish that -Frail-Dreams- would raise from the dead.

[Gelka]

Granted. but, then I blast him and he dies again. ^^


I wish mom would buy me some more peppermints.....

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but they taste so horrible your mind can't comprehend it, and your taste buds die.

I wish I would stop dying.
(4th time dying this year. ^_^)

[Gelka]

Granted. but, then your force to wander this world forever!!!!! _@.@_


I wish I didn't need braces.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have no teeth.

I wish for a pet alligator.

[Gelka]

Granted. But, it eats you....then I blast it.



I wish mom would let me get my ears pierced again.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but she insists on doing the piercing herself - with a fork.

I wish for yogurt.

[Gelka]

Granted. But, it's molded.


I wish I had my own planet.

[-Frail-Dreams-]

Granted, but it's atmosphere is poison gas, and you die.

I wish people would stop dying on these boards...

[Gelka]

Granted. but, then they're no fun. ^^


I wish I could shape shift.

[Ante Bellum]

Granted, but I torch you.

I wish I could speak in several different languages.

[Gelka]

Granted. But, you constantly get them confused.



I wish I could fly.