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Postby Gelka » Fri May 15, 2009 6:18 pm

Granted.But, I blast it.

I wish I had a giant octopus....
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby rocklobster » Sat May 16, 2009 5:05 am

Granted, but it thinks you're food.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 16, 2009 8:14 am

Granted, I torch your TV. Now it never aired on your TV.

I wish I got better wireless in my room.
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Postby Gelka » Sat May 16, 2009 10:27 am

Granted. But, then I take your phone away.

I wish I had my own roller coaster!!!!
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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My answer: O.O[/color]
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Postby Pejiilu » Sat May 16, 2009 1:23 pm

Granted , but i get on too!


I wish i had a p b and j
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 16, 2009 1:29 pm

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I could weld stainless.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat May 16, 2009 1:35 pm

Granted... if by that you mean having a nice, clean mattress that's not stained at all.

I wish I was lead singer in a band of tuba playing cats.
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Postby Gelka » Sat May 16, 2009 1:43 pm

Granted. But, the cats eat you.


I wish I had another roller coaster.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


[color="Pink"]chatbot 01:50 - Wind asks, how does Gelka look Squished???
My answer: O.O[/color]
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat May 16, 2009 4:11 pm

Granted. It's an emotional roller coaster as you find out whether or not you're going to die of cancer/be shot by street thugs/be forced into eternal servitude at McDonalds/etc.

I wish for twelve kingdoms.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Sat May 16, 2009 4:18 pm

Granted, but you get 100 much larger nations against you.

I wish for successful despotism.
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Postby Gelka » Sat May 16, 2009 5:56 pm

Granted. But, someone assassinates you the next day....


I wish I were a pirate.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat May 16, 2009 9:48 pm

Granted, you distribute movies online without the legal authorization to do so.

I wish I could fly like an eagle to the sea, fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me...
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 16, 2009 9:51 pm

Granted, but you are caught and put into an aviary.

I wish I could weld in general.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 6:56 am

Granted. But, I blast your hands off for no reason. (sorry ^^)


I wish I could weld.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


[color="Pink"]chatbot 01:50 - Wind asks, how does Gelka look Squished???
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 17, 2009 9:32 am

Granted, but I torch YOUR hands off.

I wish I could be part of a corrupting/banning streak.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 10:27 am

Granted.BUt, it's against me.


I wish Yuki (from fruits basket) were real.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


[color="Pink"]chatbot 01:50 - Wind asks, how does Gelka look Squished???
My answer: O.O[/color]
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 10:28 am

Granted.But, it's against me.


I wish Yuki (from fruits basket) were real.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


[color="Pink"]chatbot 01:50 - Wind asks, how does Gelka look Squished???
My answer: O.O[/color]
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 17, 2009 10:31 am

Granted, but he gets carried off by rabid fangirls.

I wish I was better at note taking.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 10:32 am

Granted. But, everyone else is better.


I wish I had a pet turtle.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 17, 2009 10:34 am

Granted, but it gets eaten.

I wish people knew what I mean when I say, "Galvy."
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 10:35 am

Granted. But, nobody cares.

I wish I had a pet snake.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 17, 2009 10:38 am

Granted, but it gets eaten.

I wish for more rings.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 10:39 am

Granted. But, they're all for your nose.


I wish Sasuke (from naruto) were real.
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


[color="Pink"]chatbot 01:50 - Wind asks, how does Gelka look Squished???
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 17, 2009 10:40 am

Granted, but he dies.

I wish people knew what I was actually talking about.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 10:41 am

Granted. But, once again no one cares.


I wish I had more peppermints.....
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 17, 2009 10:42 am

No.

I wish people actually knew what "Maille" is, and actually CARED.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 10:43 am

Granted. But, then they die.


I wish I were an empress. ^^
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 17, 2009 10:45 am

Granted, but your peasants start a revolt, storm the castle, and kill you with rusty nails and baling twine.

I wish I could get my work done without Gelka bothering me.
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Postby Gelka » Sun May 17, 2009 10:45 am

Granted. But, you find me more interesting.

I wish I were a giant cookie.....
That Dude (post: 1385194) wrote:When God made Gelka, he decided to mix bubbles, rainbows, sharks, cupcakes, chocolate chips, puppies, kitties, and fun all into one bunch.


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Postby Ante Bellum » Sun May 17, 2009 10:47 am

Granted, but I feed you to your starving peasants.

I wish I had more inspiration for my novel.
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