Corrupted wish game

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:25 pm

Granted, but tuition is extremely expensive.
I wish for Japanese candy.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:42 pm

Granted, but tuition is extremely expensive.
I wish for Japanese candy.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun May 10, 2009 4:20 pm

Granted. Japanese Candy is the name of a musical shock group that tries to be memorable by giving out the most disgusting foods they can find. Both the food and the music are bad enough that their mere description are bannable offences here. In fact, it's so bad that it breaks your mind, and you spend the rest of your life thinking that you are a fork.

I wish that I could play poker against Barack Obama.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 10, 2009 4:34 pm

Granted, you win.

I wish I wasn't a fork anymore. I stab people.

Postby **Reon** » Mon May 11, 2009 1:38 am

Granted, your no longer a fork.
Hello spork. You ... stapoon people.

I wish stapoon was the coolest word eva.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:35 am

Granted, but only in your mind.

I wish my internet was faster.

Postby **Gelka** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:40 am

granted but, then your computer crashes.

I want a giant teddy bear!^^

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 11, 2009 1:32 pm

Granted. It's a huge kodiak named Theodore. It mauls and eats you.

I wish for more anime.

Postby **Gelka** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:06 pm

Granted. But it sucks.

I want a giant teddy bear that won't eat me!^^

Postby **Peanut** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:07 pm

Granted but you aren't allowed to watch it.

*shakes fist at Gelka*

Granted, but instead of eating you, it crushes you, your house, and your cat under it's massive fluffy weight.

I wish for more manga.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:08 pm

Granted, but it's the kind you don't like.

I wish I had a helicopter.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:10 pm

Granted but it crashes and explodes as soon as you try to fly it.

I wish I had a volcano.

Postby **Gelka** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:11 pm

Granted. But, you fall in it.

I want my own manga series.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:19 pm

Granted, but no one reads it. >.<

I wish my best friend lived closer to me than 5ish hours away.

Postby **Gelka** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:21 pm

Granted. But, they die.

I want my own TV.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:22 pm

Granted, but it only plays CNN.

I wish fall was here already.

Postby **Gelka** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:24 pm

Granted. but then you brake your leg and stay in the hospital the whole season.

I want another computer.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:29 pm

Granted, but the spam filter becomes self aware and forces you to build indestructible robots that will eat everything.

I wish people would appreciate my art of changing the appearance of giant cucumbers.

Postby **Gelka** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:30 pm

Granted. but then your cucumbers eat them.

I want my own flame thrower.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:35 pm

Granted. But mine's bigger.

I wish for a predug bomb shelter.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:42 pm

Granted, but it's 90000 feet into the Earth, and you can't reach it.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!!!

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon May 11, 2009 3:00 pm

Granted, but you get eaten. Sowwy.
Oh, and the bomb shelter wasn't for me. Um...I don't have much of a problem with it being so far down.

I wish maille supplies weren't so expensive.

Postby **Gelka** » Mon May 11, 2009 7:12 pm

Granted. But, then you wake up.

I wish I had an Itatchi plushi!!!

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon May 11, 2009 7:17 pm

Granted, but it also comes with an emo Sasuke plushie that writes emo poetry. And you can't get rid of him.

I wish I could weld.

Postby **Gelka** » Tue May 12, 2009 6:24 am

Granted. But, then you burn your hands off. (he he he)

I want a Giant bunny with a purple bow.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:40 am

Granted, but it turns out to be the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and it eats you. (0)_(0)

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

Postby **Gelka** » Tue May 12, 2009 9:38 am

Granted. But, it's cold.

I wish I had a bigger bed.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Tue May 12, 2009 1:56 pm

granted, but it falls on you. sorry.

i wish the death note only turned people into radishes ^^

Postby **Gelka** » Tue May 12, 2009 3:42 pm

Granted. But, then a magic fairy cures everyone.

I want more manga books!!!!

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 12, 2009 3:50 pm

Granted but they are all the same volume and aren't very good...

I wish my team would win for once...

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