Corrupted wish game

Postby **Reon** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:28 pm

Granted, but then you stop doing anything but super cool Matrix moves which requires a buttload of energy. A simple walk to the grocery store for you requires a plethora of flips and turns.

I wish my shift today was an eight hour or at least at double the rate

Postby **Peanut** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:35 pm

Granted, your shift is both eight hours and double the rate...however, with the economy the way it is, the minimum wage has been lowered to 1 dollar per 8 hours and because your boss is looking to cut costs, he has decided to pay you minimum wage. So, enjoy working eight hours for a grand total of 2 dollars...

I wish my boss would contact me and tell me if I'm scheduled to work next week or not...

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:38 pm

Granted, but you're not... and fired.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:39 pm

Nyah! *pokes Lady Kenshin*

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Fri May 08, 2009 6:16 pm

Granted. A rabid pack of baboons chase you through new york.

I wish for TACOS!

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri May 08, 2009 6:20 pm

No.

I wish people would pick up when I call them.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri May 08, 2009 10:41 pm

Granted, when you call they randomly pick up whatever objects might be around them.

I wish I had photographic memory.

Postby **Reon** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:50 pm

Granted! You receive a photographic memory. Yet you can only remember photos.

I wish I had the cable I need to view my laptop on my TV ...

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat May 09, 2009 4:18 am

Granted, but it's lost.

I wish we didn't have to learn a really sappy song in German.

Postby **Reon** » Sat May 09, 2009 4:40 am

Granted, you learn a really sappy song in every language but German.

I wish I had a huge 50'+ LCD TV to use this S-cable on ^^ (totally got one at a 24 hr longs) ... its 4:40 am, I watched the Cat's return via laptop on the TV

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat May 09, 2009 9:46 am

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I was not so tired.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat May 09, 2009 10:32 am

Granted.
You find a bed, and are now well rested.
Suddenly.. A message appears out of thin air..
"Congradulations! You now have Insomnia!"
(Yeah, I really want to play some videogames. XP)

I wish for TACOS... D=<

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:02 am

But...I'm already an insomniac...
And NO! No tacos! *hits Lil_Ninja with newspaper*

I wish Lil_Ninja didn't have such a craving for tacos.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Sat May 09, 2009 12:19 pm

Granted, but she now wishes for blood.

I wish Ante Bellum wasn't so opposed to tacos.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat May 09, 2009 12:54 pm

Granted, s/he loves tacos now, but HATES you with the intensity of a thousand suns. =(

I wish I wasn't a vampire.. ><

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:08 pm

Granted, but now you're a crippled werewolf with a longing for strawberry milk.

I wish it would rain. Like, right now.

Postby **Reon** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:35 pm

Granted, enjoy the flood.

I wish I could work both jobs today instead of having to have gotten one of them covered.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:46 pm

Granted. Have fun running back and forward all day without a car 8D

I wish the Incredibls were real 8D

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:08 pm

Granted, but so are their enemies. Including Syndrome!
I wish DC Talk would do a reunion tour. I hate discovering musical acts that aren't making new songs.

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:30 pm

Granted, but you can't go.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat May 09, 2009 5:28 pm

Granted, but you spill it.

I wish people knew whether or not I am a he or she. No, just for that I won't say. What does it honestly look like from my avatar?

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat May 09, 2009 6:44 pm

Granted, we all know yer gender, but that's because you just transformed into an asexual gastropod.

I wish I could leap tall buildings with a single bound.

Postby **Reon** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:43 pm

Granted, you can leap them - only your leap shall never stop and from the first time you leap... it shall also be your last. Meh?

I wish I could turn this huge bathroom mirror we just took down into a 50' screen instead

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:05 am

Granted, the bathroom mirror becomes a 50 foot screen. Unfortunately, it does so while still in your house, causing quite a bit of structural damage. Of course, since it's only the screen itself, you can't exactly watch TV or anything on it, so... yay for useless damage.

I wish for donuts.

Postby **Reon** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:28 am

Granted, your arrested and taken to the police station where they feed you the left over donuts.

I wish late at night the chatroom wouldn't be so non-existent.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:54 am

Granted, but the chatbot forces you to listen to its poetry.
I wish more people would join my Animorphs RPG.

Postby **Reon** » Sun May 10, 2009 6:19 am

Granted, more people join - but they begin fighting about making their own rules and turn the thread into utter chaos.

I wish I knew how to get the chatbot to tell me poetry 0.o

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:26 am

Granted, but it's horrible, like the Vog poetry.

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener.(idk why

)

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 10, 2009 11:53 am

Granted, but you can't eat it because everyone loves it and...if you did eat it they'd kill you.

I wish people didn't always wish for random food.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun May 10, 2009 12:43 pm

granted, now they ask for disgusting food.
I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

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