Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:44 am

Granted, now the blind force of the universe itself conspires against you, with everything from cows falling from the sky to crush you, to the laws of physics changing to make you explode, to things far beyond even what I could think of. Needless to say, it's all quite fatal to you.

I wish that this threat wasn't so dangerous and lethal.

Postby **Reon** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:24 am

Your wish is granted, its not longer dangerous and lethal - now its agonizing and painful.

I wish the outcome hadn't been so agonizing and painful.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:48 am

Granted, the outcome is no neither agonizing nor painful...however this is because the cows, sky, etc...were all replaced by the bomb...the Hydrogen Bomb. So there really isn't any time for you to feel pain...or agony...

I wish that instead of being hit by an Hydrogen Bomb, Reon copied that famous scene from Dr. Strangelove and rode one to his doom.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:52 pm

Granted, but it lands on your head and then the doomsday device destroys the world.

I wish that the world wasn't destroyed by a doomsday device.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:07 pm

Granted, it isnt destroyed TODAY. But it is tomorrow.

I wish that I had wings.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:12 pm

Granted, but they don't do you any good when you're destroyed by nuclear fire tomorrow.

I wish that the world wouldn't be destroyed at all.

Postby **Reon** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:46 pm

Granted, the world isn't destroyed - the sun is.

I wish we'd get a new way of light and warmth since the suns gone.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:10 pm

Granted but we don't get a new way of keeping our planet in orbit and are flung through the galaxy into a gravitational singularity.

I wish I was a gravitational singularity...

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:31 pm

Granted, but...you kinda die.

I wish everything was back to normal (including my stuff...darn Moogles).

Postby **Reon** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:06 pm

Granted, all your stuff is back to normal. Everyone else's stuff in the world changes, thus making you the only person to have supposedly "original" (normal) stuff. They hate you. =/ Jealousy.

I wish I knew what Moogles meant (without having to use google, because I won't for that!)

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu May 07, 2009 4:31 am

Granted, but the Moogles kill you for exposing their secret blacksmith shops. Prepare for an assault by cute bat-winged teddy-bear like creatures from Final Fantasy games.
I wish I had a baby dragon to care for.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu May 07, 2009 4:32 am

Granted, but it sets your house on fire.

I wish for the Masamune.

Postby **Galant** » Thu May 07, 2009 4:40 am

Granted - well, almost - but since you didn't say what you wished for the Masamune the moment passes.

I wish for world peace.

Postby **Reon** » Thu May 07, 2009 4:53 am

Granted - but since you didn't specify on what world, some random one in a different galaxy got world peace.

I wish I would have remembered what Moogles meant before I wasted a wish that was going to end up being corrupted anyways *breathes*.

Postby **Galant** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:10 am

Granted, but Moogles has his mind wiped shortly after and a different memory is implanted thus rendering your understanding irrelevant.

I now wish for world peace again.

Postby **Reon** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:17 am

Granted, but in the time between your last wish that world that had world peace became in conflict - you just fixed their problem. What a guy!

I wish Galant would wish for world peace again.

Postby **Galant** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:32 am

Granted but now the wish has 'stuck' and now it's all he can wish for.

I wish for world peace.

Postby **Reon** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:38 am

laugh out loud *lol*

Granted, world peace has finally been achieved and millions begin to start celebrating! The celebrating gets so crazy people begin to start drinking and eventually become alcoholics. It becomes a spreading pandemic and social problems everywhere begin to happen! Luckily no wars break out... worldwide that is, but in homes wars become a commonplace. If only world peace would not have been wished for!!!
(On a side note, I hope us God fearing people really impact broken homes and love to know God's working through us to do that!)

I wish that drinking was always done in moderation.

Postby **Galant** » Thu May 07, 2009 6:13 am

Granted, and whilst the alcohol problem is solved, many people now fail to take in enough water.

I wish for world peace.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:21 am

Granted, but now the military is out of work.
I wish Galant was now unstuck.

Postby **Reon** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:43 pm

Granted, he no longer has to wish for world peace; although in the process of your wish being granted, both of your bowels become "unstuck". A code brown is called into order.

I wish the corruption would be more hopeful. (- Anton "Bro")

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Thu May 07, 2009 4:18 pm

granted. it is now more hopeful for evil masterminds bent on world domination XD

i wish i had a cameo in final fantasy advent children 8D

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:09 pm

Granted, but I have an even longer cameo.

I wish Square put Chocobos in AC.

By the way, a Moogle is a creature in the Final Fantasy world. It is not a single entity. They don't have their trademark pompoms, though, in the original FFVII game.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:21 pm

Granted but they consume both you and jadeTheshade's cameo times and make the movie more of a disaster then Spirits Within.

I wish I was motivated to post in the CAA Murder Mystery...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:27 pm

Granted, but your motivation gets you murdered.

I wish for a jar of pickles.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu May 07, 2009 8:08 pm

Granted, but you die before you can eat them.
I wish ACC was going to be on a normal DVD.

Postby **Reon** » Thu May 07, 2009 9:37 pm

Your wish is granted, only after they decide its going to be a normal DVD, right before release they choose to use VHS (no one ever finds out why they did it either . . .)

I wish I also had motivation to post in the murder thread...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:11 am

Granted, but only because you're a bloodthirsty murderer, who soon ends up in prison.

I wish that apples grew on trees like money does.

Postby **Reon** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:26 am

In the process of your wish being granted you fuse reality with fantasy causing a world where truths become lies and lies become truths as well them not changing at all depending on circumstances that make sense and don't make sense. Blue is blue but it is black, shall the swallow still attack?

I wish the fairytale book I read with RathRoibenRye in junior high wasn't filled with so many swear words and lust that it caused me to no longer want to read it to avoid tainting a once beautiful teenage memory. Alas, there was another book I read which I no longer remember by name which was more suitable as it was an assignment for class, that fairytale I do wish I remembered once more.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:03 pm

Granted, but you can't think about anything else but that one book.

I wish I could do super awesome Matrix moves.

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