Corrupted wish game

Postby **Reon** » Sun May 03, 2009 12:09 am

Granted, your stuff is back... and in tiny pieces.

I wish text messages were mini voicemails that only I could hear.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun May 03, 2009 12:10 am

Granted but you are eventually locked up in an insane asylum for hearing voices that no one else hears.

I wish Fish's computer wasn't suicidal.

Postby **Reon** » Sun May 03, 2009 2:38 am

Granted, it then takes over the world instead.

I wish people didn't go to bars to get peanuts.

Postby **Nate** » Sun May 03, 2009 2:53 am

Granted, now they go to bars to get violently drunk. Wait, I think reality was corrupted and this wish set it straight somehow...

I wish I knew what happened with that last wish.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 03, 2009 8:51 am

Granted, but the knowledge drives you insane for the rest of your life, and you faint at the mention of bars.

I wish I has a better sense of time.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun May 03, 2009 4:17 pm

Granted, but you still fritter it away like you don't.
I wish someone would put Tower Of Druaga Aegis of Uruk on DVD.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 03, 2009 4:27 pm

Granted, but it's pirated.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

Postby **animewarrior** » Sun May 03, 2009 6:47 pm

Granted, it's got a virus.

I wish for a REUSABLE plane ticket to anywhere in this world.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun May 03, 2009 7:51 pm

Granted, but it is lost en route to your destination and you have to pay full price anyways.

I wish I could win any argument.

Postby **Reon** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:27 pm

Granted, but everyone stop talking to you because of it.

I wish my laundry did itself.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Mon May 04, 2009 2:49 pm

granted but it bleached the colers.

i wish i could spell better

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:30 pm

Granted but your grammar is atrocious.

I wish my mom didn't expect me to live off salad like a horse.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:41 pm

Granted, now she expects you to live off of water, minerals and sunlight alone...hope you can photosynthesize...

I wish I didn't have to study tonight.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:45 pm

granted but someone burns your books including your munga

i wish for a new flute

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:59 pm

Granted, but it's ebil, PURE EBIILLL!!! Every time you play it, the music causes everything around you to turn ebil too, and attack you. And you die. And then the flute goes on to rule the world, all thanks to you. =D

I wish I could use my time efficiently..

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:43 pm

Granted, you use it to fight the ebil flute.

I wish I could lead the rebellion.

Postby **Reon** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:52 pm

Granted, you receive a little fairy friend made of foil who lives in your head.

I wish I was a sword master.

Lil_Ninja (post: 1309250) wrote:Granted, but it's ebil, PURE EBIILLL!!! Every time you play it, the music causes everything around you to turn ebil too, and attack you. And you die. And then the flute goes on to rule the world, all thanks to you. =D

I pry digged this one the most this week =) Epic hilarity.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:01 am

Granted, you are zapped with sword mastery. Unfortunately, your opponent gets gun mastery, and shoots you in the head at 500 feet. Whoops.

I wish that the rules of Texas Hold'em required the involvement of a duck.

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:18 am

Granted, but it would always have the best hand, thus you would never win.

I wish I could play guitar real well.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:52 am

Granted, but you sell your soul to the devil in order to get these skills ((yay movie references!)). The knowledge of just THAT is bad enough, but to top it all off, you get stuck in a dry well. And then it rains. 8o

I wish Jaden Mental didn't sell his soul to the devil to get awesome guitar playing skills. D8

(@Reon: My job here is done. 8D)

Postby **Smile:)** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:47 am

Granted, he didn't sell his soul, he sold 6 other people souls. ^^

I wish I could find my headphones...

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 05, 2009 11:37 am

Granted, you find them smashed and covered in some sort of disgusting slime.

I wish I had these verses memorized for tomorrow's Theology 2 test...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:26 pm

Peanut (post: 1309429) wrote:Granted, you find them smashed and covered in some sort of disgusting slime.

I wish I had these verses memorized for tomorrow's Theology 2 test...

Granted, but only if you get into Calvin's transmogrifier and change into an elephant. And then you have to remain an elephant for the rest of your life.
I wish I could talk to wolves.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:37 pm

Granted, but the wolves don't listen to you - they just try to eat you. Wolves hate people who talk too much.

I wish that Barack Obama had an enormous Carrot Top-style orange afro.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Tue May 05, 2009 3:52 pm

Granted but he's still president >.<
hope i don't get banned for that...>.>

i wish for a 50 gallon drum full of skittles!!!

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 05, 2009 4:21 pm

Granted but you get banned for it...it's a well known fact that those who don't share shall be banned from CAA...

I wish reading journals ceased to exist...

Postby **Galant** » Tue May 05, 2009 5:19 pm

granted but now also writing them is the only means of communicating with anyone.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted...

Postby **Reon** » Tue May 05, 2009 6:05 pm

You wish becomes corrupted, but Judgment day comes and its quickly undone.

I wish the pool was heated just the right temperature to swim in.

Kaligraphic (post: 1309351) wrote:Granted, you are zapped with sword mastery. Unfortunately, your opponent gets gun mastery, and shoots you in the head at 500 feet. Whoops.

L O L That would so happen.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 05, 2009 6:46 pm

Granted. It's heated to just the right temperature for a lava snake to swim in. Unfortunately, that requires quite a bit of extra atmospheric pressure, because lava snakes like very hot lava. You end up cooked by a blast of extremely hot steam, and then get eaten by the lava snake.

I wish that we'd stop losing members to lava snake attacks.

Postby **Reon** » Tue May 05, 2009 11:30 pm

Granted, but once the lava snake loses its main source of food, the food pyramid begins to fall apart causing the entire world to eventually suffer from this great loss. We all die.

I wish Kaligraphic wasn't so amazingly talented at coming up with corrupted wishes that caused me to die =o

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