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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri May 01, 2009 12:58 am

Granted, but, being the essence of the corrupted wish game thread, pre-corruption of wishes cuts deeply into your power, weakening you immensely. You become a quadraplegic old monkey in a wheelchair.

I wish for the corrupted wish game thread to return to it's true nature as the source of wish corruption for the site.
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Postby Peanut » Fri May 01, 2009 10:53 am

Granted...but the loose loose situation drives Peanut insane and causes him to forever refer to himself in the third person (only in the Corrupted Wish thread though...)

Peanut wishes bullets were the cure for cancer.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri May 01, 2009 11:17 am

Granted, but when they discover it, you have cancer, and they shoot you a couple times. Too bad they got the wrong bullets..

I wish I was really creative at the moment.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri May 01, 2009 12:21 pm

Granted, you create huge killer beetles out of your head. The only way to stop them from taking over the Earth is to kill you. Sorry.

I wish that there had been a better way to stop the killer beetles.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri May 01, 2009 1:16 pm

Granted, they kill you instead ;D

I wish my head didn't hurt... GAH!
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Postby Ante Bellum » Fri May 01, 2009 9:46 pm

Okay. Your arms and legs break. Does your head hurt as much?

I wish fo-- *is attacked and dragged away by a pack of Moogles*
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Postby Reon » Fri May 01, 2009 10:34 pm

Granted, only the Moogles didn't want to attack and drag you away. They apologize and leave you to suffer ALONE (truth be told though Gods still there for you.... Bah! Now you know! ^^)

I wish for an airplane that can go incredibly fast.
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Postby Peanut » Fri May 01, 2009 11:04 pm

Granted but it's a model airplane but it flies so fast that it falls apart as soon as you use it.

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Postby Reon » Fri May 01, 2009 11:09 pm

Granted, you (Peanut) don't have to take finals next week and get an A in all of your classes due to a flaw in the system. The system is fixed five weeks later.

I wish I could change the color of my hair just by thinking about it.
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Postby Peanut » Fri May 01, 2009 11:35 pm

Granted, but the only color you can change your hair to is burnt sienna.

Peanut wishes he could talk in first person again...
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Postby Reon » Sat May 02, 2009 4:01 am

Granted, you can talk in first person again. Sadly that's all you can do. Upon meeting the girl of your dreams you begin to constantly refer to yourself in first person which is her one pet peeve and drives her crazy. Your friends after going to her and trying to discuss why it bothers her so much end up agreeing with her and also stop hanging out with you. Geez...

I wish I was able to get a miniprint of a dragon picture I really like. (in the _0_0_0_Eggs_0_0_0_ post)
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat May 02, 2009 6:11 am

Granted. You can get a miniprint of it. But the print is SO mini you have to use a microscope to get anywhere near seeing it.

I wish I had superpowers. (Go crazy with the corruptions crazy guys!)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat May 02, 2009 10:58 am

Granted. You get three-phase super-power running through you, at insane levels. What that means, basically, is that you are not only electrocuted, but fully electro-roasted and burned. Sorry, but it's not survivable.

I wish that I could bring Robin Firedrake back to life as my zombie sidekick.
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Postby rocklobster » Sat May 02, 2009 11:05 am

Granted, but she stinks. Literally. And no deodorant or air freshener can change that.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sat May 02, 2009 11:18 am

Granted, but it is only available in the underground swamp comic book. When you finally get your hands on a copy, you are sad to find out, it's impossible to read because of the thick layers of swamp slime on it. Ewwwww..

I wish I could talk in FIFTH person! And I actually knew what it was!
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Postby Nate » Sat May 02, 2009 3:34 pm

Granted, but it becomes your primary method of speaking, and you hate it so much that it constantly tortures your innermost being, creating a pain so horrendous that nothing can cure you of the maddening agony.

I wish I could find the cosplay item I need at a price within my budget from a reputable seller and have it arrive promptly with no damages.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Sat May 02, 2009 3:43 pm

Granted. It ARRIVES with no damages but an arsonist shows up and burns it right before you pick it up.

I wish people would stop doing this:
Granted, but she stinks.

I thought you knew Rock. ;_;
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Postby Reon » Sat May 02, 2009 5:56 pm

Granted, people stop doing "that." You begin to miss it so much you start dressing like a girl so they'll start doing it again.

I wish I had unlimited food at my disposal for eating. NOM NOM NOM!
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Postby Peanut » Sat May 02, 2009 6:00 pm

Granted but you get sick from eating too much and by the time your hungry again, your unlimited food supply has gone bad...

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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 02, 2009 6:02 pm

Granted but you get so bored with nothing to do and well, I will not go into details, but you die first.

I wish that the Moogles didn't raid all my stuff.
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Postby Reon » Sat May 02, 2009 6:16 pm

Granted, but the second he stopped raiding your stuff - a black hole opened up around your stuff. =/

I wish I didn't have to get up to go check the text message.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 02, 2009 6:23 pm

Granted, your phone blows up.

I wish Reon knew that Moogles is a plural term.
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Postby Peanut » Sat May 02, 2009 6:25 pm

Granted but now you've missed your chance to win 1 million dollars by responding to said text message within the next 5 minutes...all because you are lazy...

*shakes fist at Ante Bellum*

Granted but it doesn't change the corruption of your wish in any way, shape or form. Thus keeping you convinced that he doesn't know Moogles is a plural term and with no stuff...

I wish my headset would start working with Skype again...
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Postby Dr.Faust » Sat May 02, 2009 6:55 pm

granted but its a hounred miles away

i wish i could meet greg ayres
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Postby Reon » Sat May 02, 2009 7:10 pm

Granted, only he punches you in the face right after he finds out your name.

I wish I could get dressed and be at Starbucks in under 5 minutes.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 02, 2009 7:45 pm

Greg Ayres comes to Anime Detour! I could have met him! But I don't actually talk to the famous people.

Granted, but once you get there you find that it has been demolished and replaced with a 7-11.

I wish I could have met the famous people.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat May 02, 2009 7:51 pm

Granted, you could have... but still didn't. Oh well.

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Postby Peanut » Sat May 02, 2009 8:01 pm

Granted but I got a little hungy...and well...I ate it...sorry...

I wish I had another scale model of the Chryler Building made entirely out of Jell-o...the first one was really good but I'm still a little hungry...
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Postby Dr.Faust » Sat May 02, 2009 9:21 pm

granted but there's ham in it

i want dave chaepple to go on tour
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat May 02, 2009 9:34 pm

Granted, but you miss the show.

I wish I could get my stuff back.
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