Corrupted wish game

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:29 pm

Granted, but what evil they have left is directed at you through tickle torture.

I wish I had a book right now.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:51 pm

Granted. You went to court, the judge threw the book at you, and you caught it. And now you're going to jail for stealing the judge's book, as well as felony parking offences.

I wish that there was an awesome late-renaissance period piece movie with Terminators and zombies in it.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:57 pm

Granted. You're in it. You die first.

I wish to know what is worse: evil Furbies or MC Hammer Vash.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:10 pm

Granted, for the rest of your life, you alternate between the two. You wake up in the mornings and quickly check a mirror to find out which one you are that day. Also, you live out the rest of your life in an asylum because you're the only one who knows/sees the transformation.

I wish that there was a series of movies where MC Hammer and Michael Jackson were an unstoppable elite musical spy/assassin/commando duo protecting the Earth from infiltration by evil aliens.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:14 pm

Granted. You're in it. You die first.

I wish this asylum would give me a day pass.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:24 pm

Granted, when you're ninety-eight years old, you finally get a day pass. But right as you're about to use it... you die first.

I wish for a pink unicorn pony.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:03 am

Granted, but it has an irritating obsession with Happy Days and stabs you when you try to change the channel.

I wish to be British.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:05 pm

Granted, but you are constantly being forced into cheesy Revolutionary War reenactments. You die first.

I wish I could see the reaction on your face when I said that.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:07 pm

Granted, but my laughter will haunt your nightmares forever.

I wish my username was as cool as Ante Bellum's.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:12 pm

granted, but no one can pronounce it.

i wish i was in dixie ^^

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:48 pm

granted, but you're killed because you're mistaken for a yankee spy.
I wish the next Star Trek movie had a cameo from George Takei.

MAL · Postby **Mr. Hat'n'Clogs** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:53 pm

Granted, but you see him die the instant he show's up.

I wish I had about hundred bucks to spend on anime/manga.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:31 pm

Granted, but that only gets you one dvd.

I wish that anime was cheaper.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:50 pm

Granted, but it's all hentai.

I wish I was immortal.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:54 pm

Granted, a cockatrice turns you to stone, and your influence on the art world never dies.

I wish for peanut butter cookies.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:10 pm

Granted, but they start a revolt. You die first.

I wish Kaligraphic would stop dying so much.

(Yes, Ante Bellum is awesome, isn't it? Tempus Fugit is also awesome, but I didn't know about the phrase until a couple days ago. Also, no offense to British people for the whole reenactment thing.)

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:57 am

Granted, but he is now a zombie and comes at people with a chainsaw.

I wish I had an entire day to do nothing but sit on the computer! ^_^

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:12 pm

Granted, but your computer overheats and blows up.

I wish I had something better to do than blowing up other peoples' computers.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:21 pm

granted. you're now doing my algebra homework.

i wish i could meet the entire cast of final fantasy 7

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:33 pm

Granted, but they think you're affiliated with Rufus Shinra.

I wish I was a homunculus... ^_^

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:05 pm

granted, but i havn't the sightest idea what that is, so you end up getting turned into a shellfish instead XD

i wish i could get away from all of these mad final fantasy characters *flee*

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:05 pm

Granted, now you're just surrounded by insane final fantasy characters trying to kill you.

I wish for rice pudding with a little bit of cinnamon on top.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:11 pm

Granted, but it makes you violently ill.

I wish more people knew FMA.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:46 pm

Granted. You are now at the mercy of the new fangirls. I wish I could join jadeTheshade in FFVII.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:16 pm

Granted, but as a mook. You die first.

I wish for SKYNET to take over the world and obey my every command, making me supreme dictator.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:37 pm

Granted, they make you supreme dictator of the Venus Sky...Earth ends up going to the winner of a free for all fight between every Goof Off dictator who ever graced this sight with their presence...and the winner is...S*epth? Well...its been nice knowing you Kali, thanks for dooming us all...

I wish I had won that free for all instead of getting hit by a Care Bear stare...stupid bears...

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:36 pm

Granted, but the Care Bears will kill you to take your title.

I wish not every cartoon for kids nowadays was stupid.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:27 pm

Granted but they only last one season because they are just too good to last.

I wish Megas was too good to be cancelled...

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:57 pm

Granted, but they only kept it for graphic content.

I wish I was a banana.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:23 am

Granted...you know the fact alone that you would become the seed of a plant is horrible enough so I see no reason to corrupt it...

I wish people would all make wishes that corrupt themselves so my job would be easier.

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