Corrupted wish game

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:10 pm

Granted, but you're a very minor character, minor enough that you work in the coal town. (Miner, heeheehehehhe)

I wish I had a roll of duct tape...

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:15 pm

Granted.. But shortly after getting it, it comes alive and tapes you up because it doesn't like you, using all of itself to restrain you.

I wish... For.. A squirrel.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:41 pm

Granted, but it's rabid and bites you. Shortly thereafter, you begin chasing your nonexistent tail.

I wish I had chocolate.

Postby **animaniac** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:42 pm

granted but its the kind you dont like

i wish i was MAGICAL O_O

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:47 pm

Granted, but you're shunned by everyone, and live as a hermit for the rest of your life.

I wish my episode would load faster.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:21 pm

Granted, but the show is awful.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:21 pm

Granted, but you develop a horrible habit of changing at the WORST times/staying in the form you became.

I wish that Steve Jobs had amazing longevity and health.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:12 pm

Granted, but he wants to kill you.

I wish I loved everybody.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm

Granted, but only in a cannibalistic sense - you're otherwise a perfect misanthrope.

I wish that I could have granted that wish uncorrupted.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:49 pm

Granted. The space-time fabric rips apart and we all die.

I wish Steve Jobs wasn't trying to kill me.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:20 pm

Granted, now Bill Gates is trying to kill you.

I wish Bill Gates would donate to the cause of funding my education.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:10 am

Granted, but each wish involved adds another level of corruption, until the granting doesn't resemble the original wish at all. This somehow means that you have to live the rest of your life in a chicken suit.

I wish that dachshunds could fly.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:57 pm

Granted, however since you already corrupted Peanut's wish, the resulting corruption cancels out your corruption, giving Peanut Bill Gate's money. Peanut then uses his tremendous wealth to screw the rules, solve poverty, finish college, and sue you for corrupting his wish.

I wish McAffe was done scanning my computer.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 pm

Granted, but just as it finishes your computer blows up.

I wish for uncorrupted toast.

Postby **Maokun** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:36 pm

Granted. But your coffee now tastes like battery acid.

I wish I could fly.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:15 pm

granted, now if only you could land as well.
I wish DC Comics owned Spider-man.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:49 am

Granted, but only in the sense of beating him up. Reeeallll bad.

I wish I was a photoshop wizard.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:42 pm

Granted, but your computer won't run Photoshop.
(Am I just dedicated to ruining people's computers, or what?)

I wish I had the concentration to get this assignment done.
(Ironically enough, it's a picture and I think I might color it in PS.)

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:52 pm

Granted, but even though you have the concentration, you can't get it done because your computer doesn't like the picture and REFUSES to have it in it's mind.

I WISH FOR TACO!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:59 pm

Granted, you get 80's pop one hit wonder Taco:

I wish Girl Scout cookies were readily available all year.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:05 pm

Granted, but with the cookies come shrieking sales pitches made three times a week to your home.

I wish pencils could Caramelldance.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:09 pm

Granted, but they all snap in half the moment they start moving.

I wish there was a major basic cable channel devoted entirely to reruns of Beat the Geeks.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:34 pm

Granted, but it's not the show you're thinking of. It's 24 hours a day of people literally beating up geeks. You're beaten up daily to provide material for it.

I wish that real rainbows produced Skittles.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:30 pm

Granted, but we will all end up drowning in a sea of Skittles.

I wish that the images of drunk Vash would leave me alone...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:29 am

Granted, but now you're pestered by a naked Vash who won't stop showing off his scars.
I wish Chrono Crusade had a happier ending.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:45 am

Granted, it's actually ending with a cliffhanger to a more depressing season.

I wish Vash would at least put some pants on.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:20 pm

Granted, but they're skin-tight, daygol spandex pants. *shudder*

I wish Pauly Shore was a senator

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:40 pm

Granted, but they are impeached three weeks later.

I wish Vash would put on different, more normal pants.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:20 pm

Granted, but they happen to be MC Hammer's pants, causing him to have the irresistable urge to break character with a hearty dose of the MC Hammer shuffle.

I wish I could do the MC Hammer shuffle...

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:53 pm

Granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement.

I wish Furbies were less evil.

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