Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:41 am

Granted but the resulting sex change and adoption causes horrible mental scarring...on Nate...

I wish fuel check plus smoke break equalled Fuun and not Foon...

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:50 pm

Granted. It doesn't equal Fuun, it equals Spoon.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:35 pm

Ante you forgot a wish.
So I shall supply one.
I wish there was a new version of the Titans cartoon with Static, Supergirl, and Kyle Rayner on it, just like in the current comic.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:39 pm

Granted. But the producers took "Titans" too literally and now Supergirl and everyone else are regarded as mythological figures.

I wish that I had remembered last time's wish.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:52 pm

Granted, but it's too late. The corruption has entered...
[SIZE="5"]YOUR SOUL[/SIZE]:evil:
I wish I still had my Mouse Trap board game with all its pieces still intact.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:57 pm

Granted, but your mouse trap board game is now super-sized, and has captured you via its silly, yet somehow effective trap.

I wish that I had a nice hot bowl of macaroni and cheese to eat, without having to make it.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:43 pm

Granted, but it is so hot that you burn your tongue and cannot speak again, having to bmnow communicate through the use of sock puppets and chalk.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish with no time limits.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:41 pm

Granted. You get one of those psycho babies (the ones with the chainsaws) from Zombies ate My Neighbors, and it is always stalking you.. Lurking around every corner.
This wish cannot be corrupt or run out of time. Your welcome 8D

I wish for.. that thing, you know.. from that movie.,. the one that talked in a Brittish accent.. and.. i think it appeared near the end of the movie... yeah, that. Kthx.

Postby **Ikimaru_Tarimi** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:59 pm

granted, but it turns into mush because you left it out in the sun too long

I wish I had the brain of a shark.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:15 pm

Granted, but the jar stinks. EEW!
I wish I had a Green Lantern ring.

Postby **mysngoeshere56** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:02 pm

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish I didn't have to take my Intro to Humanities final next week.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:35 pm

Granted, that psycho-thing that is following me around eats you. Now it doesn't bother me anymore.

I wish everyone would recognize me for my genius.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:56 pm

Granted, everybody recognizes you by genus. But only because they're not entirely sure of your species.

I wish that Pac Man ruled the world.

Postby **animefreak** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:31 am

Granted. But you are part of his food chain

i wish i could run faster

Postby **animaniac** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:42 am

granted but once you start you can NEVER stop!

i wish i could see into the future O_O

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:21 pm

Granted, but you can only see into fishes futures.. The fishers witll catch the trout on tuesday... Poor thing...

I wish i was bald..? idk

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:28 pm

Granted, but Patrick Stewart still pwns you.
I wish there were good video game movies.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:17 pm

Granted, but they're never the ones you get to see.

I wish that Paris Hilton was the President's economic advisor.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:32 pm

Granted, but since the government is ALREADY recklessly throwing cash left and right, nothing changes at all and your wish is wasted.

I wish ramen came in flavors like cotton candy, french vanilla, and grape.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:00 pm

Granted, but they're sweetened with aspartame.

I wish I had a Rena (Higurashi) plushie.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:19 pm

Granted, but... oh, sorry, I misheard you. I granted you a renal plushie - a stuffed kidney.

I wish that Batman would wear a pink costume and have a Hello Kitty theme in the next movie.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:43 pm

Granted, but since it's your idea, you get credited as producer of the film. Now all the angry Batman fanboys know who to take out their hate on!

I wish heartburn was abolished.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:56 am

Granted, you fall in a hole and get a paper cut while climbing out.

I wish for a tricorn hat.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:37 pm

Granted. You get a hat made out of three unicorns. THe other unicorns think you're one of them, and they often stab you with their horns.

I wish my arm didn't hurt ><

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:44 pm

Granted, but now your leg hurts.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:01 pm

Granted, but it has 20 shots of espresso. Have fun at school/work!

I wish I had a rapier.

Postby **animaniac** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:03 pm

granted but its dull

i wish i wasnt in constant pain right now...

Postby **-Frail-Dreams-** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:04 pm

That's not much of a corruption for me. XD

Granted, but now you're numb, and can't do anything correctly
I wish I wasn't so bored.

Postby **animaniac** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:07 pm

granted but now whatever you start doing you cant stop

i wish i was happy

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:08 pm

Granted, but you have lost your mind so that the very cracks in the wall are intriguing.

I wish I could be in FMA.

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